My name is highly classified but you can call me TG for short.

Totally random and pround of it. Cheese.

Love, absolutely love fanfics.

About Me

Favorite shows; Avatar the Last Airbenber, Doctor Who, Danny Phantom, Pokemon, Naruto Shupidden,HELLSING, Yu-gi-oh the originals!!, and any good Anime!!

Favorite Authors; Mersadies Lacky, JK Rowling, Stephanie Myer, Conan Doyel,Ellen Hopkins, Freewin Jones, and Terry Brooks.

Favorite Color: Dark Blue as in midnight blue

Born in 1992 do the math

Random Quotes:

"There's always someone in there marinating in something"

"Look, an undead monkey!"

"I am chief! Want big fire!"

""Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes."

"Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play."

"That kid is practically wearing a smite me sign."

"Tragedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"

"Throw the match for me and I'll make it worth your while."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

"Human beings are neither all good nor all bad. We live our lives moving in and out of the light and the dark. Today, Iam am happy to be living in the light."

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which don't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets.

Most people are like slinkies: lousy good for nothings but tons-o-fun when you shove them down 3 flights of stairs.

Copy and Paste;

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers + Miley Cyrus + The Highschool Musical cast at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP FUCKERS!!"

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Orange

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile.

If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile.

If you walk into freezer doors even when you tell yourself not to, talk to people who have long walked away, or manage to trip over air, paste this in your profile.

If your best friends are fictional, paste this in your profile.

If your dating a fictional character, example: Edward Cullen, paste this in your profile.

98 percent of people would have a mental break down if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a bridge ...copy and paste this in your profile if your the 2 that would bring popcorn and a video camera.

If you're one of the two percent of people who still love to rock and roll, paste this in you profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

Stories In Progress:

Well I have a Hellsing Fic and a Sherlock Holmes fic in progress, but both are going really slow. Oh and if you've got an idea for a Hellsing Fic name, hit me up and I'll tell you what the story is about.

Completed Stories:

Memories: A Doc who song fic. Written during a lazy fourth hour study period listening to my MP3 player.

Sonic Screwdriver vs Lock Picks: My first crossover! And probably not the last. A funny one shot about the Doc and Holmes trying to escape a prison cell.

Other things:

I always write in either first or third person p.o.v.

All my main characters will be female, you don't like it to bad.

Love romance and fluff but not to much of it.

Will write some lemons, sorry

I'm new at this stuff so forgive me if I screw up

I like O.C.'s, most of my characters will be O.C., but they will be well written, I hope.

I DESPISE FLAMERS!! So if you are a flame beware.