MAJOR NEWS REPORT!

Guess what? yep you've guessed it i have a new laptop! XD i'm starting to write but i'm kind of slow to begin x.x so i will try to update before i move into my dorm x.x thanks for your patience and im sorry for the late replyI love you all ;)

UPDATE!:ok uuuggggh, its like, what? oh my its 1 Am here, yummy.Well i just am one horrible S.O.B. for not updating fast enough.

je regret mes enfants for being such an ass for giving you all false hope 'bout updating x.x Everything's just F.U.B.A.R. right now.

College apps are currently swallowing up my time so i haven't even touched any of my stories. Life just sux right now

oh BTW F.U.B.A.R. is a classic slang for F'ed up beyond all recognition. It's military slang . . . probably. k goodnight from Chicago Illinois.

I'm Finally going to get off my lazy, cyber-tronic toshi and pimp out my profile :P

curve ball: so tell me bout yourself shuug

Birthday:march 9th Year unknown (pfft)

Sign: Pisces (did i spell this right? screw it :P)

Stone: aquamarine

age: haha thats funny, just keep scrollin down D

random fluff:

the year was 1969, i wasn't born yet, but i know that some crazy shit went down lol haha love you Woodstock xD

The real intro!:

Well slap my knees and call me Betty Crocker she's alive! Sup everyone I'm wildchild911, I'm a female filling the wholes of broken animes, just to feel fulfilled xD I'm a drawer, skateboarder, singer, Lover, Actress (wtf?) , and obviously writer.Anime and music are the fuel to my burning passion, as i write citrus ////

"Russia, why won't you marry me?!!?1?!!?!!!111" hahaha . . . . sorry anywhosits

I scavenge Google, like a crazed Johnny Depp searching for his jar of dirt, for crazy quotes and icons; its all Just for gits and shiggles. or the glory, i don't know.

Funny story; i was (important word there) typing up the 9th chapter of "breaking all the rules" (i apologize to everyone for the fifth chapter being a useless chunk of fuzzy-lint-like-crap) while sucking on a nutella soaked spoon. when suddenly squirrel man and his trusty sidekick chipmunk lad (both of which were clad in only batman and robin cosplay) burst through my bedroom window. As a sat on my bed, pondering if we had a gas leak or in some strange incident I had ingested acid, shrooms, or hell even pot at this point, the cute pair of rodents had scurried of with my beloved nutella. Well you can imagine i was downright pissed. So my neighbors cat Mr. tickles went on a Valiant quest filled with unicorns, ligers, and ginger children (leprechauns) to bring back the jar get the picture.

Moral of this seemingly SCRUBS like story (minus bambi) lock your windows, but I'm working on the 9th chappie so everyone be patient :3

Good news is that i have the jar back.

Well that was my update, i hope your days are sprinkled with double rainbows and sunshine ;D

'scuse me while i wipe nutella off of my laptop xD