-Basic Info-

Age: eh, I am old enough for this shit.
Gender: F
Sexual preference: asexual (I am an extreme narcissist)
B-day: July 31
DeviantArt ID: kamkam2828 (lol if you are Chinese you would be laughing at my user name right now XD)
Favorite pairings: All the South Park OTPs, namely Style, Creek, Bunny, Candy, Tyde? It's actually a pretty good pairing, just need more people to write more fics about them. Other than South Park, I like Sonic too, but I don't like any yaoi themes in that fandom, it just kinda doesn't work, unless it's sonicXtails, I mean, c'mon, Tails like totally gay for Sonic. But persanally I don't read Sonic yaoi. Then only pairing I like in that fandom is KnucklesXRouge. It's cannon. And I had a crush on Kuckles when I was 14. How typical.

I used to like Axis Power Hetalia too, but now it just seems over-rated. The yaoi is so rampant that it's not even implied anymore. Or maybe I am just being a fucking hater.

Sebastian and Ciel... I know, I know, Yana didn't intend it to be. But I think whatever she says doesn't matter as long as I see it. But I am not the blind fangirl who's just gonna make them fuck each other brainless.

Favorite quote: "You may be able to break the laws you criminal scum; but you cannot break the Law of Physics!" - My nerdy Physics classmate

-About my fics-

Heart break is like the first Style fic I wrote ever, and it’s emo as hell. I face palm every time I reread it.

Um, Too Close is kinda a prank played on those 13-14 year olds in the APH fandom, because I am a fucking hater like that. I cut the fic right off at where the lemon starts. I know, how fucking cruel. But don’t count on it, I ain’t gonna update or change it. I don’t like APH no more.

Yeah, I guess that’s about it. And there’s some South Park one shots that you can check out, like Gentleman prefers blondes and I wanna hold your hand. I think the later one is pretty good. Relaxed, cheery mood.

Currently I am working on the following fics, Control and Dear Kyle. I am kinda giving up on It’s all going down, because seriously, I think it’s kinda lame now. But I might consider to take it up later in the future.

Um, right now, I am doing a whole bunch of research on Iraqi soldiers and stuff, so I can hurry the fuck up and start writing Dear Kyle.

Control is going to be over soon, I think, but I might drag it out. Why not, I mean.

Sorry, I started writing in the Kuroshitsuji section, and I forgot about South Park. :P

-The babbling Part I-

I came from Hong Kong, and yes I am Chinese. Cantonese is my first language, and no I don't speak Japanese. Google up the map of Asia if you don't know the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. And no, Hong Kong is not part of Japan. And no again, Asia is not a country, it's a continent and there's no such language as "Asian".

OK, now that we have taken care of the geographically retarded ones.

I can write Chinese (and I have a pretty good handwriting too, as I was told by many, and I am pretty damn proud of it), mainly because I lived there for like 14 years? I started learning English when I was 3, because Hong Kong was a British colony and stuff. (man I miss my British accent ;( ). So yeah, my English kinda sucks, but nonetheless I still try my best to write because I am in love with this language! To be honest, I flunked Chinese in 7th and 8th grade. And that's why I chose to come over here because I knew no way I was going to pass the Chinese and Chinese history portion of the public exam in Hong Kong. Lol XD.

Now I live in Texas, and I love this place! Sadly I am in love with a place I don't belong.

Cowboys, rodeo, the history, the spirit... I am in love with it all.

I lied to my friend in New Jersey (who moved to the US 3 years after I did) that I ride a horse to school every day in my cowboy boots and hat. And that I also live on a 60 acres ranch. She believed me and still does.

-The babbling Part II-

What am I like?

Well, typical Azn (Asian).

Not really.

Basically I only fit in two Asian stereotypes: the funny accent, and good at Math.

My social studies teacher once told me that China must have sent me here to break all the Asian stereotypes. I laughed.

Yeah, cuz I am pretty loud sometimes, not your typical quiet Asian girl.

I once saw a black girl name Asia on the yearbook, and then I was like, "why?"

Why?

-The babbling Part III-

I am scared to go to college, I am a giant pussy.

Lol.

I wanna major in art, but then comes the family pressure.

(Insert thick Asian accent)

"Why? You are so smart, you should major in medicines."

"Why? You are valedictorian."

"Why? You can't make money with art."

Yeah.

But you know what, the American Dream. That's what I am still after, even though it was already long forgotten and had been called impossible and hypocritical, I still firmly believe in it. Call me naive, but I won't give up on it.

-The babbling Part VI-

Steven Colbert or Jon Stewart?

Jon Stewart.

For the win.

Screw you I am liberal so what?

And you know what?

Colbert is a liberal, the Republicans won't know.

(whisper) because they are too stupid to figure it out...

Why am I so into American politics? Even more than a normal Caucasian, Christian, American teenager?

Because I am not the typical Asian, I vote, or will vote.

And because I aspire to be a social reformist.

Eleanor Roosevelt is my

Favorite first lady. Yes, let's just put it that way.

OK fine, I will stop with the politics.

Blah, I will just stop.