HEYY PPL! i'm VA.PARAMANCE.ADDiCT. im jus wanna say hi 2 every1 including parfy(momo) (c u in homeroom!) i luv u softball lover! yea ppl! shez mah lover!i miss dose dayzz ! if u have any ideas 4 rose & dimitri plz tell me .. but if ne1 wantz 2 write a chapter for it plz volunteer . ive been so busy and am running outa ideas i just write so many 1 shotz now -_-

heyy everyone !

itz me Chana! i just finaly logged back on fanfiction! itsz been lonver than a year so i appologize but i went throught a p arty stage and was not myself , but imm backk now with new stories ready for the internet(: ill try to tye them up asap so we'll see how they'll work out !

Favorite song: TOO MANY!!

Fav music: ummm... rock , 80's, alternative, techno... lot more but too lazy 2 rite it all

Fav authors: Richelle Mead, L.J. Smith, Rachel Caine,...ect.

Fav Series: VAMPIRE ACADEMY!!, Vampire Diaries, Evermore, House of Night, Morganville Vampires, Night World

Fav food: MEXICAN FOOD!! i love mi sum menudo!! & lengua !!

Fav Color: BLACK!, RED! TEAL & SiLVER

Name: (if ur mah friend u kno mwahhahahah!) but 4 now call me .. licha

Fav moviez:GROWN UPZ

10 Questions you ask you self sometimes for no reason at all:

Q1) What are you going to do when you are all grown up?

Aummm... hopefully i'll be getting my degrees and 'll be in college (hopefully a author 2!) either a interior designer of in ethnic studies , paranormal investigation and ot a litigator.

Q2:What do you want to do before you die?

A: Skydive, DANCE AND PARTY LIKE NO 2MORROW!! o n bungee jump off the bay bridge !

Q3: If you could chose just 1 color which would you chose?

A: thats really hard... Well, i guess BLACK then

Q4: Who is your bestest friend on FF?

A: EASY!! PARFY/MOMO!!

Q5: What college do you want to go to?

A: U.C. not very sure .. i have time tho !

Q6:Who is your fav band/singer/rapper ?

A: BLACK VEIL BRIDES

Q7: What would you do if the world ended in 2012?

A:... i have no comment on that... AT ALL...

Q8: What is your Fav song of the moment?

A: the secrets between by eyes set to kill

Q9:What is your fav sport?

A: only a retard wouldn't kno that... SOFTBALL!! ME + MOMO= SOFTBALL BUDDIEZ 4 LIFE!!

Q10:Who is your FAV man of any story u EVAH read?

A: IZ THIS A FREAKIN RETARD QUESTION?! IM NOT F-ING STUPID!! DIMITRI BELIKOV !!! .. GODAM HE IS HOTT AS SHIIT ! RUSSIAN GUYsz R FUKN HOTT N BUFF !

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

i copied this from rosebud024 jus 2 let u ppl know that i was bord as made them into what my life is. yes i am crazy like u wudnt bliv! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

anyway ya... this is for u softball lover!

Things 2 do wen ur board

1. Try not to think about Dimitri.

1 1/2. u$E r4nd0m c4p|t0l4ti0n n numb3r$

2. Make prank calls (... shud b #1 but...

3. Look up a really hot celb on the web and drool over HIM ( BEN BARNES

4.Try to find something for your Bestie's next birthday.

5. Atempt playing

6. Write a list of boredm busters.

7. Listen 2 sum awsum old music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2N7POlWaEE&a=7DhcQdgceLY&playnext_from=ML&playnext=3 (pitbull. feat lil jon- culo!)

8. Look up Dimtiri or VA picz on facebook

9. Email bestfriend r a random person ( preferably an ex who u can annoy the hell outa! :D)

10. Update your blog.. but who has 1 nemore so just go on FB ! heyy pplz jus pc me 2 add me on fb :D

11. Think how Dimka probably will be saved in Spirit Bound and feel happy.( then cry when you read it and say "FUK U DIMITRI BELIKOV!!!"... i wuz pissd wen i read it...)

12. Drink a monster and get hyper... you will find something to do... trust me. r u can just get high off of life :)

13. Think of something funny your Softball lover said while she destroyed my science project.

14. Think about how awsum the fashion sense was in the 80's

15. Drool over Ben Barnes very second possible

16. Get Prince Caspian from your video store and spend 2:27:22 hours drooling over Ben Barnes..

17. Think about that guy in your math class who makes it hard to breathe right.

18. Try to imatate the bitch in your english class.. nvm waste of time just go jump sum1

19. Try to immate ur stupidest homeroom teacher who yellz @ you for looking at the referal list!

20. Write your autobigrafy about yourself

21. Write an emaressing bio about your BFF

22. Compare you and your BFF to Lissa and Rose.

23. Read the lust charm in Vampire Academy. (very sexy.. but not enuff sex detail LMAO !)

24. Duck under a table after u c ur ex @ Wendy's (... NOT XPLIANIN DAT!)

25. Stare at your poster of (fav celebrity- fill in blank). (BEN BARNES

26. Change clothes and dance around like a retard.

27. Take a cold shower.

28. Wonder if I was trying to tell you something in the "Take a shower" idea.

29. Give your best friend an interesting new haircut (color hair a neon color! preferably teal or red! imm doing mine black :D)

30. Drop your cat from a high window, see if they land on all fours. ( or a annoying sibling jk! l0l jus a annoyin neighbor!)

31. Let your dog chase after a light and call it 'catch the fairy'

32. Let him catch it and bounce around and call him ur special nickname (fill in blank) TESSEE