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Author has written 9 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.

I chose the name "noobcake," because at the time of my first fic posting here, I hadn't written any fiction since high school. Perhaps that shows. It is what it is. If you want to help me improve, shoot me a review or a message. :)

I'm also posting on AO3 under the same name (noobcake). Some of my more current pieces are there.

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E Tenebrae Et Lux by MitisVenatrix reviews
CoAuthored by LunaMax1214. The more things change, the more they stay the same. The continuing story of Garrus and Teandra, as they struggle with the darkness within each other... and themselves. Sequel to "Omega" and "Partners, Comrades, Friends" ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,453 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 9/24/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 19!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
Death and Destruction by Kulkum reviews
Who can you trust? What happens when someone who trusts no one finds someone who cannot lie? And what if they're both a little crazy? Good times! (By popular demand, years later, more chapters are coming.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 7/9/2010 - U. Grunt, Jack
Entropy by Lilith Morgana reviews
It's not always about holding hands. Sometimes it's about being two equally stubborn aliens out in deep space, finding more similarities along the way than either of you bargained for. A slow-building Shepard/Zaeed story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Closer to Home by WarlordFil reviews
Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Translation in Blood by MalayaKai reviews
Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Perdition by Anne Whynn reviews
Time only heals the wounds in flesh. The ones on the soul need more. When their immovable centre starts to come apart, someone must provide her a safe port in the storm, or she will do what all others have failed to. She will destroy herself. Revised.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,107 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Delirium Trigger by Solain Rhyo reviews
Garrus has made no secret of his desire for Shepard; as much as she wants him in return, there's still the small matter of saving humanity from the Collectors standing in their way. FemShep/Garrus. Rated for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,098 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
At Face Value by Enganar reviews
Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
Missives by littleblackdog reviews
After their first meeting, Nathaniel is rather smitten with the Champion of Kirkwall and strikes up correspondence with her. A series of letters between the pair, from the hesitantly affectionate to the steamy, ending with a more substantive postscript.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Strangely Oriented Stars by littleblackdog reviews
He blamed Rinna for tearing open such a wound in him; these soft, delicate hands could never have twisted their way into his chest otherwise. This woman was a study in contradiction, and for the first time in his life, Zevran hesitated.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Surana, Zevran A. - Complete
Reconstruct by littleblackdog reviews
Rebuilding a broken order; recreating themselves in their new roles. Of politics and duty, death and love. Post-game, spoilers. Fem!Aeducan/Alistair/Zevran, threesome warning. May be read as a stand-alone, or as a companion to "Of Steel & Stone."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Aeducan
Archangel and Angel by Biotic God reviews
Jane Shepard returns to save the day, forming a new team and reuniting with Garrus Vakarian in the process. Set during ME2's timeline, this story explores the mindset of Shepard as she tries to figure out what she feels for the Turian. Ongoing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K.
Waking Up From the Dead Is Hard to Do by Selkit reviews
There's no such thing as a support group for the recently deceased. Fortunately for Commander Shepard, she has a talent for improvisation. FemShepard/Garrus, also features Miranda, Kasumi, and Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Connection by Beautiful Wednesday reviews
The Normandy returns injured but triumphant, much like her crew. Garrus and Shepard set about the daily business of putting themselves back together, knowing the next fight is soon to come. Paragon Fem.Shepard/Garrus. Spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Sky Has Made It Back To Blue by scooter13 reviews
Epilogue to "This Make Believe" and "But Careful With The Rose". They're going to pick up the shattered pieces and build it up again. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
But Careful With The Rose by scooter13 reviews
Follow up to "This Make Believe". Garrus' POV. They can't lose what they're giving away.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
This Make Believe by scooter13 reviews
It was inevitable, just not the way she imagined it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Exitus by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 2 storyline. Multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,954 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Love and Levirate by JessicaJones reviews
Alistair was not Cailan. He was only a collection of similar shortcomings, wearing her dead husband's face.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Anora, Alistair - Complete
Cartography by Lilith Morgana reviews
The Blight is over; Ferelden's two Wardens survived. Now they must forge new lives in a land torn by war, restore what was lost and investigate new threats rising, both in Ferelden and abroad. Future Elissa/Loghain. Sequel to "In All These Wasteful Hours
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,212 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Crossfire by fallenleeves reviews
After Zorya, Shepard confronts the man responsible for breaking the chain of command, and isn't happy with what she finds. Will her thoughts change when anger turns to passion? Can such a volatile combination even survive in the face of the Reapers?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Zaeed M., J. Garson
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Sin Unto the World by SerNature reviews
My Collection of Dragon Age: Origins and Awakenings kink meme fills. Pairing details within.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Sedentary Lifestyles of the Once Dangerous by toomuchconflict reviews
Five years after the fact and just one week between the two of them. People change in stutters and false starts; and sometimes not at all.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jacob T., Kasumi G. - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Never Boring by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Maggie Amell wants to rebuild the Wardens and defeat a new darkspawn enemy, but she's knocked off balance when she finds a kindred spirit in her apostate recruit. Spoilers/Completed- The post-game story will continue in Apostates of Amaranthine
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,434 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amell, Anders - Complete
Duty Doesn't Come For Free by NuitNuit reviews
If this boats a rocking, that must be duty a knocking... Angst filled tale with a little splash of comedy here and there for fun set post-game. Rated M for adult content -- PC/Zevran, PC/Alistair, Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,073 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
Chains by Raidho reviews
The Archdemon defeated, the Blight ended, a dysfunctional family drifts apart, and in breaking finds many of them were closer than they realized. A series of shorts dealing with the immediate aftermath of the Blight and the breaking of the party.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,272 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
The Blanket by Axia West reviews
Anders has never had trouble with women... That is until he meets a fiery Warden Commander with a heartbreaking past. She's not looking for love and neither is he, but sometimes the Maker has plans of His own. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Anders, Tabris - Complete
A Different View by Zephyr5 reviews
He heals a wound left bleeding for years, and in return she reminds him that happiness, however fleeting, is always worthwhile. Rated for adult themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,740 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Cousland, Duncan - Complete
Floor One, Floor Two by spymastery reviews
ME kink meme fill: Jack's comm unit gets frazzled, so Shepard and Thane have a little fun.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Love Me as I Love You by SerNature reviews
Thane and Shepard get a moments respite on Intai'sei, but a memory threatens to break the peace. One-shot, fluff!smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
The Difference Between by gaarafreak reviews
Following the events of ME1&2, Shepard is called back to the Citadel to diffuse the anti-human sentiment among non-humans, spearheaded by a very unhappy Turian political party. Spoilers for ME1&2 abound. Garrus/Shepard F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Sensible Creatures by Maeve's Child reviews
Pragmatism has its own rewards.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,256 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Loghain M. T., Amell - Complete
Sliding Doors by kiwibliss reviews
At times all it takes is a relaxing elevator ride to change your perspective. Not based on the movie, which is superior in every way. Another elevator ride, much later in the timeline.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
In All These Wasteful Hours by Lilith Morgana reviews
In their game of kings and rebels he is now her brother. And as soon as Landsmeet is over, they will have to find a way to live with that.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,971 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Making It Work by Flammie reviews
It's the night before the suicide mission, and Shepard shares one night with Garrus before they throw themselves into hell.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
A Dream of You by Ambigram reviews
Alistair has many dreams. Loosely inspired by one of Aimo's delightful fan comics.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Sensoo reviews
Even after finding Sidonis, not everything is right between Shepard and Garrus. Sometimes talking isn't enough to clear the air.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Unexpected by mayaslash reviews
Jack returns to the engine room to retrieve something, only to come accross a sight she never expected. Shepard/Thane/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K.
Precedent by UmbralTiger reviews
Garrus and Shepard prepare to face the impossible. Oh, and then they're going to be part of a suicide mission in the center of the galaxy. This is going to be a long night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Shepard by Morgan of Salerone reviews
Garrus reflects on the defining moments of his time with Commander Shepard. Spoilers for anything Garrus related in ME1 & 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
A Night to Remember by prospectkiss reviews
Garrus and Shepared enjoy their night together before hitting the relay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/25/2010 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
To Duty Bound by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Loghain can't resist his calling any longer. He traveled to Orzammar to find an honorable death. He didn't expect to find Alistair along the way.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Loghain M. T., Alistair - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Reward by Amku reviews
Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
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Amore reviews
Garrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Shiny Beads reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Improved Relations reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The General reviews
General Partinax has won his duel against Kihilix Tanus, leader of the Taetran separatists. Does he celebrate with a wild, public party? "No." General Partinax is a Cerberus Daily News character. Oneshot, contains turian smut. General Partinax X OC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Happy Accident reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Concussive Rounds reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
According to Plan reviews
Nathaniel Howe and Warden-Commander Cousland meet under less than ideal circumstances. **Awakening spoilers**.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H.
Lancing the Wound reviews
Angry Garrus is angry, and Shepard goes to extremes to try to help him. *Initially* NONCON, so if that sort of thing upsets you, please steer clear. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Translation Unnecessary reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.