guys i'm 19 and i just found my old login omfg i could delete all this but really. this is a historical artefact i've gotta stay humble and remember how awful i was aged 13

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING "THE GLASS HOUSE"!
I am an idiot who has lost my memory stick. Therefore updates are on hold for the time being. *facepalm*

Hello! I am SilverLinings, a thirteen-year-old writer who has been holding a pen since age four. I have been holding a pen properly since about age ten.

TEN BASIC FACTS ABOUT ME:

1) I don't look particularly interesting, apart from my slightly creepy black eyes.

2) I'm a Christian, but contrary to some people's beliefs, I won't attempt to shove a Bible down your throat.

3) I sing and play the piano - but I can't do both at the same time. I tried playing the guitar, but failed epically.

4) When I do lists like these, I often run out of things to list. As I am doing now. I'm going to think of more facts...

5) That's better. I like practically every type of music, except rap. Remember, you can't spell cr*p without rap. (R*p?)

6) As you noticed, I don't even use relatively tame swearwords. I prefer to use bizarre euphemisms.

7) Like most people on here seem to be, I am rather weird/random/crazy. However, I won't use 100 copy and paste-its to point this out.

8) These are getting lame now. I wrote my first "novel" at the age of five. Note the inverted commas.

9) I am very shy in real life, until you get to know me. Then you can't shut me up.

10) I am SO fickle with my obsessions it's unreal. I change hobbies every other week.

And one for luck...

11) If you were to ask PixieDragonsRule my name, she would say "Alejandro Shmeeky-Meeponky L'aigle II".
Yes, she is absolutely insane.

QUIZ OF THE FORTNIGHT (BECAUSE I HATE LONG PROFILES): IN WHICH GOOGLE MESSES UP MY LIFE.

Google sometimes comes up with the craziest stuff...

Q: Type in "your name needs" in the Google search:
A: Alix needs to grow up enough to snap out of her destructive nature.
Comment: True. Too true.

Q: Type in "your name looks like" in Google search:
A: Alix looks like an Alix.
Comment: Good to know…

Q: Type in "your name says" in Google search:
A: Alix says, “Something weird is happening.”
Comment: Weirdness magnet that I am, that is quite true.

Q: Type in "your name wants" in Google search:
A: Alix wants a dinosaur!
Comment: Yes she does. Dinosaurs are epic.

Q: Type in "your name does" in Google search:
A: Alix does indeed look like Holly Willoughby!
Comment: I honestly look like the complete opposite of Holly Willoughby.

Q: Type in "your name hates" in Google search:
A: Alix hates me and instructed me not to talk to her.
Comment: Okay, which one of my friends wrote this?

Q: Type in "your name asks" in Google search:
A: Alix asks the opinion of too many people and ends up writing a hodge podge story with all sorts of plots and points of view.
Comment: I have to say, I am guilty of this. But who actually expected writing critique from a random Google quiz? XD

Q: Type in "your name goes" in Google search:
A: Alix goes to England to Queen Victoria.
Comment: Fear me and my epic time travel skills.

Q: Type in "your name likes " in Google search:
A: Alix likes coffee.
Comment: True, but have you seen what coffee does to Alix? 8D

Q: Type in "your name eats " in Google search:
A: Alix eats peanut butter with a spoon. Good grief!
Comment: Alix is going into anaphylactic shock. Good grief!

Q: Type in "your name wears " in Google search:
A: Alix wears a Barbie Pink Duchess satin centre Diamonté buckled ruched corset.
Comment: Oh no I don’t! *throws up*

Q: Type in "your name was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Alix was arrested in January 1998 after a 10-man police squad linked him to a string of 15 violent crimes committed over six months.
Comment: Did you know that commiting 15 violent crimes in 6 months magically turns you male?

PROMISES, PROMISES...

~ I, SilverLiningsWeighDownMyCloud, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. ~

A LINK YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN:

My fictionpress.com profile: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/718369/SilverLiningsWeighDownMyCloud

But enough about me...

Toodles
Cheerio
Au Revoir
Vale (Latin XD)
See you later, alligator...

In other words, GOODBYE!!

-SilverLiningsWeighDownMyCloud

P.S. Is it me, or is the above subheading the only bit of this profile I've never changed? I've got to calm down...