(SEE A/N ON PAGE ONE) It turns out Butters was actually a vampire, and he accidentally turned Cartman into one as well. And what makes Kyle's blood special from everyone else's in South Park? This started out as a joke between me and my best friend, but then like most jokes I took it too far. I tried to keep all use of offensive language true to the show. Rated M for all the above.

Flavio finds out that Romano's sex life with Spain is dull as nails. So, being the caring and kind teacher he is, he decides to help out the two in the best way he can! Spamano, 2p!Spamano, 2p!Spain/Romano Spain/2p!Romano and just a lot of sex. Back in my day we called these lemons.

next generation travels back in time

Ed is sent to Hogwarts to help the DADA teacher purge the school of "rebellious" students and teachers; however, can Ed stay true to his mission or will he end up on the side of the people he is supposed to be arresting? T rating.

Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?

John is a siren. Less of a seductive-personality and more of a possible-cult-leader-like-status if John is keen on it. Which, he isn't.

Final Chapter up! I am going on a bit of a hiatus while I move to a new place. Enjoy this short finale - and maybe when things settle down, I'll be able to pick up this story or write a new one like it in the future. Remember - EdXWin LingXLan Fan Lemon. Not for the faint of heart.

Assigned to a mission to go undercover as a student in a magical school and protect a boy targeted by a murderer, Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric soon finds out that there is more to the mission than meets the eye. Takes place in HP:PoA

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.

Life after Ed and Al's trip to the west and east respectively, told in a series of one-shots.

The sequel to 'In The Darkness, There Was A Ragged Cough'. A simple sound in the darkness with the connotation of certain death within it. Who was it? And how could they have allowed an angel to die? PruCan and RussAme mostly, a bit of FrUk if you squint.

Nine bodies in the dark... Emotions drawn tight, balance teetering into the abyss. A tragic cataclysm that will be put into motion by a simple sound... PruCan, hints of RussAme if you squint.

Gilbert is trapped in the horrible nightmares of a traumatic experience in his childhood and suffering from the recent death of a family member.However,he meets a beautiful and optimistic young man who proves to be able to turn his life upside-down.PruCan

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D

I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.

Canada finds out Prussia's much more eccentric than he originally thought when he comes home to find his entire attic upended into his living room. One-Shot for sarra's-sorceress.

Finding their way in the eccentric city of San Francisco, college boys Ike and "Shift" battle with murder scene living spaces, mass killings causes, the next uprising, and maybe some hardcore soul searching. Sequel to The Burning. Co written with Ecrounox

...Poem... Fem!CAnadaxFem!Prussia... Hetalia Acadmey

Multi-pairings, one-shot collection. Most likely to take place post-Promised Day, after the series. Review!

Antonio meets a very interesting person on his way.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is dorky, nerdy, and has serious confidence issues. He doesn't really care about himself until he sees Matthew Williams, AKA super-hot-hockey-jock. With Matthew's heart in mind, Gilbert undergoes a complete transformation. PruCan

Kaoru keeps getting this feeling like she's missing something in her life. The thing is that she doesn't know what it is…or could the "what" be a "whom?" Prequel to "Secretive Curse." Inspired by marinav92.

Read as Teddy, Victoire, Louis, James, Al, Rose, Lily, and Hugo accidentally break a time turner and are sent back to Harry's sixth year. How will the people from the past react and how will they get back home?

Edward's called to East on an important assignment, but he finds that he's in for a huge surprise on what the assignment entails-taking care of the Vargas Siblings. A job made all the tougher by the Homunculi. Rated T for Romano and Edward.

The Heartless have returned. In order to defeat them, Sora and friends must team up with some new allies. To save the worlds, the Key-Bearer is going to need a little help from the Fullmetal Alchemist.

SPOILER ALERT. EdxWin fluff/stuff/LEMON. Set after the series ending with chapter 108. Wondering if/how Ed will officially propose to Winry? This, I think, is one possibility. Ch.4 - an unforgiving fever strikes, which calls for an M-rated "cure"!

We had it all, it was perfect, us together—just chilling out—having the time of our afterlife. But Stan just had to get married!

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

The RowdyRuffBoys suddenly appear before the girls again! What will the three heroins do to keep themselves away from their former enemies? Will things go according to plan? Or will it not? PPGZRRBZ mostly KaoruButch. Changed the summary.

Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.

Hogwarts gets two new transfer students in Harry's 4th year! And they are none other than Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell. The also join as 4th years! What shall happen when our fav alchemist learns magic? Main pairings EdWin, Harry Hermoine.

When Kyle commits suicide, he is given a second chance by the angel of destiny. He get's to witness different types of futures that gets him paired up with different types of guys in South Park. Question is, which boy will Kyle pick for his second chance?

A two fans enter the Kingdom Hearts story. One decides to join Riku and the other helps Sora and end up changing their story, while the two siblings hide a screat they dont even know about.

All the teens in South Park are sent to a summer camp in California. Craig/Tweek Stan/Kyle

The title says it all. How to know you've watched too much Hetalia with help of these points.

Discontinued, pending complete overhaul. Once the new story is posted, I'll add a chapter to this with links, and a few months later, this will be removed.

Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.

Because nobody else did it...just what it says, spoof of Potter Puppet Pals, but FMA version! Written forever ago...

Spain and France miss Prussia so Spain comes up with an idea, let's steal a book from Arthur and bring Prussia back from the dead! Chaos ensured. One-shot for now but could become multi-chapter based on reviews.

"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano

Winry sneaks in on Ed pleasuring himself while calling out her name. How will she respond? Rated M for strong lemon! EdxWinry Oneshot

Just a little lemon drabbled thing I guess. Contains rated M material. EdXWinry and probably more later on

Sometimes, it's the little moments that make life so grand. A collection of oneshots about EdxWin.

Can a night of loving words and actions, bring Ed and Winry Closer than ever? And who is pulling out the grass? Ed/Win- Fluff/Lemon- WARNING this fic does contain a lemon. FLUFF WARNING!

Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.

EdxWin. In which one distraught Ed and one sick Winry make a difficult decision: chicken broth or Central Hospital?

Christophe and Gregory are stranded in Suburbia and Gregoru just won't stop and ask directions. Makes fun of my recent string of drama/horror fics

Ed and Al are finally home and their bodies are returned. Will Ed finally put his tortured past behind him and open his heart? Post Manga, please R and R!

Ed makes a sudden, confusing, irrational discovery one long train ride home when Winry decides to lay her head on his shoulder. E/W

When a five year old Winry Rockbell asks a five year old Edward Elric his true opinion of her one starry night, he replies truthfully- in only a whisper. young!Win/young!Ed

Coraline and Wybie have a choice of what to pay attention to: the terrible movie, or each other. To them, the choice was obvious. WxC lemon-scented oneshot, based on a mini-comic I wrote. C: Link inside!

Kaoru never thought Butch would grow up so fast, let alone to be who he turned out as. Discontinued. Read at own risk.

Winry has always been there to pick up the pieces for Edward. Now it's his turn to return the favor.

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

Showers can be fun, especially when you have a hott blonde with you. Creek, lemon, For Amenan

With his body restored, Ed can now bask in the glories of adolescence and hormones. His five senses are in for a major overload when he returns to Resembool to find Winry all grown up and waiting for him...Companion piece to I Sense You There.

A series of oneshots centered around Ed and Winry during the year of Ed's automail surgery with one of the five senses serving as the themes for each installment. EdxWin and lots of adolescent drama.

Ed uses alchemy in Drachma, and suddenly recieves a letter from somewhere called London. Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover. Manga Based. Somewhat HBP compliant. CHAPTER 20 UP!

Kaoru listens to his iPod, but keeps it away from his brother. Hikaru is left to answer the question of what exactly Kaoru is listening to? HikaKao

In a search for the Philosopher's Stone Edward is sent to a most unusual school. Can Edward create the Stone without sacrificing thousands? Can he do it without revealing who he really is? Can he do it and not screw up? HPFMA. AUish. Romanceless

Winry meets Miss Hawkeye on her way home. More than words come out when they get to know each other. Strong Sexual themes. Winry and Riza making love can i be any more clear. Read and Review. Inspire me to continue with new stories

Sora lies down after the long, hard road of his last two journeys. He wakes up in the middle of the night to find Kairi in his bed with him. He determines that she was sleepwalking, and conditions are just right for a good night's sleep. SoraXKairi lemon