Ohayo. Ni hao. Hej. Guten tag. Hau. Bonjour. Hola. Hallo. Annyeonhaseyo. HELLO THERE, ONE AND ALL. You come here to observe me a little closer? Well, GRAB YOURSELF A BUTTSHELF AND GATHER 'ROUND, MY BABY SUNFLOWERS.

Name: Y'know what, since all y'all are so cool, I'll let you guys call me "Dead-chan". Why "Dead-chan", you ask? WELL WHY THE FUDGE NOT, THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO THAT.

Sex: No thank you, I'm a virgin.

Occupations: Fodder chaser, headcanon thespian, cereal whisperer, dating sim extraordinare, fanservice artist, Fangirl expedictionest, high priestess of insanity, introverted Reddit lurker, Tumblr creeper, grand dutchess of comedy, part time shinigami, chuunin kunoichi, Meister, and Princess of the White Crayon Syndacate!

UPDATE! 7/1/13

Y'know what, I think I'm gonna reboot the Kimiko Chronicles. Not entirely, just clean up a whole lot and take out some stuff and throw some more stuff in and ASDFGHJKL; Yeah. I'm not sure I'll be able to do all of it, but I'm gonna try. Don't worry, I won't publish it or replace the old chapters until everything is done. I might not even do it. You guys know me, I'm too lazy. XD Expect the unexpected from me. I'll be updating a story or two, soon enough.

UPDATE! 4/19/13

YOU GUYS ARE YOU STILL THERE OMFG WHO'S STILL HANGING IN THERE WITH ME OH MY GOD. I don't even know, guys. I just. I can't even. XD Okay, swear to god, with summer break coming up, you guys won't be able to shut me up. I'll be spending most of my time on here once school let's out, and I've been quietly plotting out the Kimiko Chronicles and whatnot. To Despise A Fangirl? Ehehe, well, I've had a really big brainfart on that damn story and now I can't even can. I can't. I'll update it after I get Kimiko Chronicles and She's A Free Spirit out of the way, m'kay? Hey, speaking Kimiko Chronicles, I'm debating on either finishing up the series, or REBOOTING THE DAMN THING ENTIRELY. I dunno. What do you, the beloved fans, want? I'll put up a poll or you can PM me or something with your opinions. Seriously. I NEED you guys to tell me what you want. What you think I should want. 'Kay, I'll be around. Love ya, all my lovlies.

Guys. You guys. I love all my fans. Whether you're critical, hypocritical, loving, hateful, boring, fun, or just plain funky fresh and weird. I'd love it if you guys PM'd me, sent me some reviews, voted on my polls, requested a drabble, JUST ANYTHING BECAUSE I LOVE MY FANS TO DEATH. If I have any, that is. See, I'm lonely and insecure, too. If you just wanna get to know me personally, I'm fine with that too. Just PM me. C'mon, I have a lot of spare time to talk to you guys.

*pillaged and blugdeoned with bricks* AND YET I CAN'T UPDATE A STORY TO SAVE MY LIFE I KNOW. ;_;

I am known for my procrastination. A request to hurry up and update goes in one ear and out the other. If you continually berate me with them, though, I swear to god, I'll move my lazy ass and throw together a chapter for you real' quick or something.

Don't fret if I have lousy timing and I've convinced you guys I'm dead, though. I am also known for my beautiful, derpy, disastrous works of writing. I have been told I can write a pretty damn good tragedy, horror, humor, and romance fanfic. I'll write anything you want me to. I take requests as serious as gay prostitutes, so if you have something you want me to write for you, please, just ask. I'll have it done faster than you can say "EJAFAEGNBFDLBDFP;BIJNABNUAIRFNDLDJAHUI". Which should take you a pretty long time to figure out. XD