"An ambulance is on its way. Please stay on the line, Noah." - Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance all tangled up into one when Puck is the first one on the scene after the bullies has taken it too far.

Kurt liked killing, Puck was only in it because he had to.

"Kids, I'm going to tell you an amazing story. This is the story of how I met your father...how I re-met him and got to know him. And then finally won him over." Puck and Kurt find each other in NYC years after graduating. Puckurt. Barney/Robin.

The three of them used to be best friends until something changed and Puck pulled away. When Kurt asks for Puck's help, he gets his chance at finding out what happened.

In which Puck and Kurt are nerds and flirt with each other using Harry Potter references. Puck/Kurt slash

Puck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason not to. Contains mentioned suicide attempt and self-harm.

Puck secretly writes the school newspaper advice column. He's convinced high school shouldn't be this dramatic. Puckurt meme prompt. Contains depictions of a stalker situation, mentions of self-harm and abuse not main characters .

Puck is in jail, again, for trying to steal a particularly large bottle of tequila. Kurt is the only one who comes to bail him out.

One day Kurt finds out to be special and decides to become just like those heroes he used to read about. Then, he finds someone to share everything with.

Kurt and Puck strike up a 'friends with benefits' sort of arrangement, although Kurt's not giving up his V-Card until he's with his first love. But it's not the only secret to keep. Warning for boy-slash, child abuse, cursing and Puck's terrible texting.

They meet one summer and then they have to say goodbye. Puck was never able to let go of the memories.

Kurt has a not so small fetish for Puck's old Levi's. Smut, Lemon, MxM loving, whatever you want to call it, this is it.

Kurt gets a motorcycle for senior year. Everyone wants a ride on it, some are willing to give more than others. Rated M for later chapters.

Puck gets his fortune told. Puck/Kurt

There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes. There goes my hero... he's extraordinary. Puck/Kurt Puckurt , SLASH. Contains sexual content, and Noah has a potty mouth.

It wasn't her fault. It was the tree's. Or maybe the squirrel's. Or both! That's it! The tree and the squirrel were in cahoots!

-Brittany/Kurt, Puck/Kurt, Brittany/Santana- ...She just faces that this is what she knew would happen someday. That this is the guy that will take Kurt away, make him indifferent to any other advances, make him a brand new human being.

Based on a conversation with Xanjen about a massive orgy with all of the Glee guys. It's basically porn-without-plot. Rated M for obvious reasons.

Puck has finally found Kurt, after searching for much too long, he found him. Puck/Kurt Future!fic

Their relationship didn't happen suddenly. No, it wasn't love at first sight. Their relationship had to take steps. Puck/Kurt

5 times Puck pretended to be Kurt's boyfriend and 1 time he didn't have to...

It only happens when they are drunk. When the music has died down and they are enclosed by darkness and the flickering lights of the city night. Puck walks him home – they steady each other, Kurt's body is so warm and inviting pressed up against his side.

No matter how low and unappreciated Kurt Hummel felt, Noah always seemed to know exactly what was needed to make him feel special. Slash, Future!fic, Brad Paisley's "To the World"

They try to make it work despite the distance.

If anyone asked Puck, he'd say that he's the type of guy that will never stop in front of a mirror, pinch his stomach and waste hours deciding if maybe they should cut on alcohol and junk food.

That was the one promise Kurt would never break.

"No! I don't wanna go back! Blaine is there and I'm not talking with the likes of him"Even though Kurt was completely wasted, he could look intimidating. But Puck was tired, wet, and slight horny to deal with him right now. He growled, took Kurt's hand.

The Hummel-Puckerman Series Pt. 2. Title says it all. Warning: This includes fluffiness.

"Dude, since when you use glasses?" "I had always used contacts, Samuel. It just I lost them and now I have to wear this. Ugh, they so not go with this outfit or any outfit I have." Said the feminine voice of Kurt Hummel. A Puck/Kurt slashy fic!

If there was one thing that Puck couldn't resist it's when Kurt decides to get under the hood of a car, doesn't matter the car, as soon as Kurt has grease smeared across his cheek, Puck can't keep it in his pants. Not that Kurt minds... Smut

So maybe Puck was a closet nerd. Elisabeth Sladen was awesome. He was allowed to mope. Some Puck/Kurt slash

Kurt is mad at Puck as the two are leaving Bredstix after having dinner with Burt and Carole. Let's find out why and see what happens in the end...

Puck and Kurt have been secretly dating for a while and everything is going well, except for one little thing. The problem? Kurt's a biter and the Glee club is convinced that those marks on Puck's chest mean Puck's in trouble. Oops. Puckurt. Explicit sex.

Sometimes Puck wonders how different things could be if he only had the guts to tell Kurt what he feels.

When Kurt had figured out that he was gay, he knew that it was going to be hard to be happy in that little town. He just never really understood how much until he started having feelings for his bully.

Being the only one to want this was Noah's greatest fear.

Puck and Kurt enjoy a little early-morning sexiness. PWP, established relationship, bottom!Puck. If that doesn't float your boat, I won't be offended if you pass.

Established Puckurt. Kurt is a little upset that Puck would rather work on cars than celebrate their one month anniversary, but finds a way to get his attention. Inspired by Lady Gaga's song Glitter and Grease. Rated mature for graphic sMut!

Sometimes, Kurt and Noah are surprised at how much their kids resemble them.

Future Fic! Kurt never thought this would be his life, but he'd never want it any other way.

And I don't know what version of Kurt they know in that poshy school of yours, but the Kurt Hummel that belongs with New Directions, rocked a Madonna's song and turned on the whole school.

Outlines the six weeks of torture Kurt gives Puck after Finn accidently, sort of kind of, possibly on purpose broke Puck's jaw. One Shot

Puck knows that Kurt loves him very much but sometimes he just wants to hear it.

Puck buys a vibrator, Kurt goes all natural, and someone gets a handjob. Math class has never been so productive.

I watch him from down the hallway. He kinda reminds me of a porcelain doll. I whisper in his ear, "Love You." I'm a badass so I can get away with it. SLASH! Puckurt. Fluffy.

Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!

-SLASH, Puck/Kurt- He doesn't see Kurt coming. In the most literal sense. The day everything starts between them, they have the nastiest collision to end all collisions in the middle of a deserted hallway.

Sarah was a bright girl; she really was. But she didn't understand why Noah flipped out when she walked in on him and Kurt... Slash, Puckurt

Burt only hired Puck to clean his pool, honest! He didn't know the woman he talked to, hired Puck for -entirely different reasons-! PucKurt pre-slash-turns-slash with a big dose of Burt!

Kurt returns to Lima seven years after high school has ended with his son and proceeds to sign him up for elementary school. He is shocked to find out that Noah Puckerman is the music teacher. Puck/Kurt Slash Full summary inside. Glee Big Bang Entry!

Breathing through life.

A collection of fluffy one shots over Kurt's life, starting at age three, when Burt was fully faced with Kurt's sexuality but still loved and cared for him. T for language. Eventual Puck/Kurt

AU; Kurt and Puck have been best friends since they were seven. Quinn didn't mean to come between that; Santana knew she couldn't compete with it. Rachel wouldn't be an understudy, and Blaine just knew when to give up. - Summary fails at summary-life.

The Glee club arranges a Secret Santa. Puck and Kurt bond over gifts, snow and hot chocolate.

Kurt tries to understand what the hell Puck is talking about. Puck/Kurt SLASH

Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn

A new telling of an old fairytale. Puck/Kurt

AU; it is four days before christmas, and kurt goes for some last-minute shopping. puckurt, M for sex and fluff.

Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

Missing scenes from 209 "Special Education" and continues from there. Lauren Zizes rocked his world, so chicks like Santana and Rachel just won't cut it for the Puckster anymore. But who could take her place? Pizes and Puckurt. Three shot.

Puck find Kurt crying in the boy's locker room. They talk and stuff happens. I like being vague. I like Pummel the best. I think Pummel sounds the coolest. Whatevs. Puckurt :

Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.

The two final installments of my drabble series; follows Testing the Waters. Kurt had enough drama for the both of them, so Puck decided to keep it quiet./Kurt was sort of psychic, so maybe he knew Puck was still sort of hurting.

"I don't want to hear it Puckerman. I'm not coming back to McKinley. Not you, nor any of the other guys, can convince me." "That's not why I'm here. Now, let me in. It's cold out here." Spoiler alert!

Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.

Distractions can be found in the least likely of places. Puck/Kurt

Puck falling asleep on his bed wasn't the biggest problem Kurt ever had to face, but it certainly lead to the strangest situation he'd ever experienced. schmoop-bingo: spooning, Kurt/Puck

"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish

Finn gets a surprise in the morning. Kurt/Puck.

Puck wants to break up with Kurt and Kurt is just not having it. This is my 50th story published. Here's to 50 more :

Kurt is about to meet Puck's mom. Puck/Kurt. Sequel to 'Do Something'.

You get used to it. The rustle of sheets in early morning, just around seven o'clock, the mumbling and awkward goodbyes as he adjusts his clothes, thrown on haphazardly. Puck does not care. He has gotten used to it.

Puck is afraid of many things, but he is terrified of only one thing.

One of Rachel's parties gets out of hand. Very much so. What a mess!

Puck's Juvie sentence gets reduced to community service…that he completes working with the Trevor Project. One night he answers a call that shakes him to his core.

Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! Puck/Kurt SLASH

Puck's horizons are broadened in a way that he never expected.

Kurt's lost something important that could end badly if it falls into the wrong hands - oh look! It's fallen into the wrong hands. Of course. Puck/Kurt. Oneshot.

A secret Puckurt romance, as told through a series of problems. Watch how our two favorite boys deal with these "problems." Very fluffy. Rated T for a few mild sexual situations. Spoilers through "Grilled Cheesus". One shot.

Puck has abandonment issues. Puck/Kurt

bear!Burt verse; Kurt has no idea what the consequences are going to be when he demands a month of celibacy from his sex-obsessed boyfriend.

Glee Kink Meme fill: Puck/Kurt, Poison's Talk Dirty To Me

Kurt has been away, being the great superstar that he is, and finally is able to get home to the love of his life. A very fluffy one-shot, set in a purtilicious future. Established relationship.

Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!

Kurt, Puck and his sister meet at a Wal-Mart. SLASH

Kurt stumbles upon a song that's an absolutely perfect way to out him and Puck to the glee club. Established relationship. Warnings: language, suggestive Puck-ness. T for safety.

Kurt's kind of explosively gay. Puck's kind of a jerk.

Puck's Saturday morning jogs, or lack thereof.

massington oneshot:: they were reckless, dangerous, crazy ...in love. two born wild spirited teenagers with one night in the big city. with all the stress of high school, friends, and family; they were finally free. a split dedication.

In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.

Or, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?

Grocery shopping, Puckurt style. Nothing serious to warn you about, just some condom/sex references.

Based on a Glee Kink meme prompt. "Kurt's biggest fantasy is to have sex on a stage, Puck makes it happen." That's about it. PWP

Burt catching Kurt sexting Puck, and what happens as a result of protective!daddy!Burt. Enjoy! Warning for slightly mature content-mentions sex, but doesn't really go into detail.

Kurt and Puck's Easter-slash-Passover together. Pretty much equal parts porn, fluff, and angst. Mature content warning! For, like, one part.

Puck and Kurt make a sex video or try to, at least . NSFW, MATURE CONTENT AHOY.

Oneshot:: "-if it was possible to lose the crown but gain the prince then this would be a first-" dedicated to various amazing authors.

Kurt loves his Tumblr. It's a place to escape, and when a certain someone finds it, he is shocked, appalled and just a little bit curious. Don't let this terrible summary put you off!

Finn and Puck are weirdly protective of Kurt. This was written as a fluffy sort-of sequel to my ficlet "The Trevor Project," but it can stand alone.

Burt sees a bunch of calls on Kurt's cell phone bill to some mysterious number and doesn't like it.

All the female Gleeks are trying to get him and Hummel to date, and Santana is a way better girlfriend for Brittany than she ever was for Puck. He's kind of okay with that, because he's a sex lion. Puckurt, slash.

Kurt and Puck sunbathe in the park. Entry for the Puckurt LJ Comm Diva-Off, prompt "All things summer!" Established relationship.

Puck buys Kurt some interesting birthday presents and catches Kurt trying some out. complete/one-shot

A sequel to "I Solemly Swear That I Am Up To No Good": No one messes with Kurt Hummel's friends. Not if they didn't want to suffer the wrath of the Marauders. Spoilers for Funk.

When Puck tells Kurt that he has a surprise for him, Kurt can't help but get his hopes up. It was his birthday, after all. SLASH. Puck/Kurt.

After the performance in Theatricality, Puck and Kurt get it on.

Puck is throwing a party, but no one knows it's actually a birthday party for Kurt, not even Kurt himself.Puck\Kurt.

Time Stamp to Words Get In The Way: Kurt tries to teach Nicky some new words.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship

Why does Brittany want to be extraordinary?

Puck is a bodyguard who takes on a privileged client. Sparks of all kinds fly.

An new character joins the cast of Glee but Mark just can't cope with the time Chris spends with him.

In which Kurt is a boy and serenades Puck.

How Noah Puckerman is a sweetheart

They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.

Something is wrong with his son and Burt is going to find out what. Established Kurt/Puck relationship.

Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.

Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.

HolidayCliche!fic. I wanted to see how many I could get in to one story; not as many as I had hoped but I did get it up by the end of the season today is Epiphany . The usual disclaimer: If they haven't kissed on-screen, they aren't mine. Concrit please!

“Uhm…Luke?” “Hmm?” A shiver went up Percy’s spine as the warm breath brushed by his neck. “I think I got it. You can, uhh, move back now…” “What if I don’t want to?” PercyxLuke fluff!

Puck doesn't know what to say when Kurt asks him that fateful question. What would you say if you had impregnated the ex-leader of the Cheerios, used the local gay kid ad your personal play toy, and ruined the lives of countless others?

“If Sue catches us mingling, we’re cooked. She told me if I even talked to one of Mr. Schue’s kids that she would shave my head. And I just can’t rock that look.” - Slash Puck/Kurt - Spoilers for Throwdown!

“God Lance, I’m so sorry. It was stupid. I mean I don’t think it’s stupid. I really do like you a lot. I promise, I’ll tell him. I’ll tell everyone that it was my mistake, and that you’re not mm—“ Lancitty. Read&Review. One-Shot.