Hello everyone. First things first, I believe I am insane. Try it sometime. Makes life interesting.

Now for some random quotes:

"'Your hat. take me with you or I'll stand on it'

'You're taking my hat hostage?"

Skullduggery Pleasant

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"

Gazzy

"The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream."
— Wallace Stevens (The Collected Poems of Wallace Stevens)

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"
— John Lennon

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."
— Rick Riordan

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
— Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
— Terry Pratchett (Jingo)

"The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.'

One movie features gruesome onscreen torture that is difficult to watch and the other is about a guy with a saw."
— Conan O'Brien

To be ill adjusted to a deranged world is not a breakdown."
Jeannette Winterson

Books I ADORE:

Skullduggery Pleasant

Maximum Ride

The Hunger Games

Tamora Peirce books

Eragon

Write down ten random characters

1.Valkyrie Caine

2.Captain Jack Harkness

3.Skulduggery Pleasant

4.The Doctor

5.Katniss Everdeen

6.Veralidaine Sarrasri (Daine)

7.Artemis Fowl

8.Holly Short

9.Kenspeckle Grouse

10.Clarrabelle

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

The Doctor invites Skulduggery and Holly Short for dinner in the TARDIS

I'm not sure what would happen, but it would involve running, aliens on fire, Holly shooting stuff, explosions, and general epicness.

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Valkyrie's normal house or the royal palace with Daine...hm...I'd say Valkyrie, her father is funny.

3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Captain Jack and Artemis, with Clarrabelle

Clarrabelle: oh hello there *absent smile* I'll tell the professor you're here. *wanders off and forget/gets lost*

Jack and Artemis go back to making out.

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Skulduggery falls in love with Daine and Holly is jelous.

Holly: I'm not jealous! Honestly, I'm not. Who's she anyway?

Daine:Sorry Skull, I'm already married and I have two children.

5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

The Doctor jumps me and Jack, Clarrabelle and Artemis Fowl are there.

Jack: Doctor! What the hell are you doing *hauls the Doctor away*

Clarrabelle: Ha ha, you people are funny *wanders off*

Artemis: I could try to help her, but her assailant is a quasi-immortal Time Lord. I'd rather become his friend to extract information from him. And anyway, I don't fight. I could get hurt. Maybe Holly'll help her.

6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Skulduggery: You can cook?

Valkyrie:Shut up. I know what I'm doing. *kitchen bursts into flame* Err... Maybe not... That's all folks!

7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Skulduggery marrying any one is a weird idea. But if he had to pick between the Doctor, Kenspeckle or Holly, I think he'd pick the only female in the bunch. Although the Doctor and skulduggery would be epic.

8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Artemis kidnaps Jack and asks for something from Katniss. I'd have taught he'd ask for the secret of immortality from Jack or alien tech, but if he was going to ask for something off Katniss, it would have to be Capitol tech.

9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Skulduggery could probably take everyone easily, although if the Doctor and Artemis could stop arguing and form a plan, the have Jack carry it out, they might have a chance.

10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Jack and Artemis get hitched and Holly isn't invited? That would only work if they were eloping, and even then, Holly would probably be pissed.

11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because Artemis' technology trumps Daine's wild magic. And if Artemis decided to invade Tortall...

12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Kenspeckle was too busy with an important experiment to come at all.

13 One and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Me and Valkyrie giggle the night away while Kenspeckle is incredibly jolly until he collapses on a bed. The next morning, he becomes even more grumpy than usual, until he makes a magical hangover cure.

14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

So Kenspeckle murders the Doctor. Jack understands that it was because of a Remnant living inside of Kenspeckle, has him exorcised and locks up the remnant where it can never leave. The Doctor regenerates and is quite pleased to be finally ginger, but locks up all the other remnants, as he wouldn't want a repeat.

15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Valkyrie and Daine. Valkyrie would try to save Daine, although she could probably get them both out.

16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Skulduggery and Holly go camping.

Skulduggery: what are we doing here? I have murders to solve.

Holly: I have better things to be doing to. Ah well, did you bring any food?

Skulduggery: Errr... I might have something from a few weeks ago...

Holly: Why didn't you bring anything? All I have is a couple of acorns!

Skulduggery: I'm a skeleton. I forget that other people eat, sometimes.

17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Katniss is in a car accident, Kenspeckle fixes her up in less than three seconds.

Katniss: How did I get a car?

18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Artemis only wanted access to Torchwood. After bypassing their security and stealing their stuff, he and Jack break up, but Artemis gets offered a job at UNIT, where he has access to all the alien technology he like. He then goes on to capturing the Doctor and forcing himself on as his companion. When he returns to Earth, years later, he becomes a philanthropist and marries Holly.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Good people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in countries like USA and France.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If you love Gareth David-Lloyd as much as I do copy this into your profile.

If you love Torchwood, Gareth David Lloyd, John Barrowman, Burn Gorman, David Tennant and RTDavies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If sometimes you really wish Doctor Who/Torchwood was real, and that you could be part of it, copy & paste this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREE-HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic red haired leprechaun (lol...I wish)
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I love 'Rent' so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo

I'm not WEARING WHAT'S IN, so i MUST be poor.