Solus Tal'echoy
 Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, and Avengers. "Cattle die, kinsmen die, one day you die youself; but the words of praise will never perish when a man wins fair fame" All you need to know: Age: Wouldn't you like to know... but I am in college... sort of Religious Views: I'm pagan, norse pagan to be precise. Hogwarts House: Slytherin Favorite Greek God: Pan Favorite Egyptian God: Anubis Favorite Sith Lord: Darth Caedus Mandalorian Armor Colour Scheme: Black bodysuit, red flak vest, red kama, blue plates, red and blue helmet. Ships that I support: Story Statuses: Harry Potter and the Explosive Solution: On hiatus, awaiting rewrite Thou Shalt Not Kill: Next chapter is in progress! Those Who Fall: On hiatus, awaiting plot inspiration With Tooth and Nail: Next chapter in in progress! Thor's Hammer is still not on the list of approved religious symbols for military graves. If you think this needs to change NOW, copy and paste this to your profile. 99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile. There are too many states where a burgler can sue you if they get hurt breaking into your home. I live in a state where it's legal to shoot that burgler in the face. If you think this should be a national law, copy and paste this to your profile. If, after reading "Fullmetal Alchemist", you are unable to read or watch "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" the same way EVER AGAIN, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile To the annoying people of Westboro Baptist Church: My god has a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross. I don't think you're in any position to brag. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the difference between "there", "they're" and "their", copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to freaking punch the people who don't know the difference between "too", "two" and "to" or "it's" and "its", copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Words of Wisdom: You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it. I’m not as random as you think I SALAD! Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude! Don't look at me in that tone of voice! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. My voices tell me that your voices are dorks. Oh! Look, a distraction! Normal is a setting on a dryer. The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life. In case of emergency, break dance. I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten! Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework. Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur. Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness... My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. They don't know that we know that they know we know. You'll always be my friend. You know too much. The voices in my head are fighting again. I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here. Let’s go shenaniganizing! People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs… Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Women are true magicians. They can make money disappear into thin air. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. And NOW, it's time for a very random, freakishly long quiz!!! 1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it? I have a scar under my left boob from when I had ringworm as a kid. I had a whole line of blisters, and some scarred. On the plus side, it looks a little like a scorpion... 2. What is on the walls in your room? Random posters, mostly Star Wars and Halo. 3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep? I snore, loudly. 4. What type of music do you listen to? Movie soundtracks, irish, rock, metal, Jpop, pagan... It's pretty eclectic considering how picky I am about music. you know what time you were born? 3:30 PM 6.What are you doing right now? Answering this... 7. What do you miss? Being able to get A's without studying. 8. What is your most prized possession? My laptop. 9. How tall are you? 5'7 10. Do you get Claustrophobic? I should hope not, since I'm joining the Navy. 11. Are you afraid of the dark? Less afraid of monsters, more afraid of stepping on my computer (or a pencil). 12.Who was the last person who made you mad? My Conspiracy-theory obsessed (ex)friend. 13. What is your favorite sport? FULL-CONTACT JOUSTING, BABY!!!! (Why no 14? It was gone when I copied this.) 15. Who do people do compare you to? My dad, generally. 16. Coffee or energy drink? coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... 17. What is your favorite pizza toping? Pepperoni 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Steak, still bloody. It should go moo when you cut into it. 20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish? Nope, but I wouldn't turn it down. 21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten? Open-minded parents, thank the gods... you like anybody? Not really. 23. Are you double jointed? No, but my shoulders are flexible enough that I can reach anywhere on my back with either hand. 24. Favorite clothing brand? ...Clothes? Give me a break, I shop at Walmart. (Why no 25? No idea! It was already gone when I copied it.) 26. Do you have any pets? Yes 27. What kind is it? A huge dog. When you're sitting in a chair, he'll come over and sniff your hair. 28. Would you do anything for your best friend? For a price... 29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly? depends on who they are 30. Say a number 1 to 100 42 32. What is the one number you call the most? My friend Roey. 33. What annoys you the most? hyper-religious people, the kind that won't. leave. you. alone. 34. Have you ever been out of the US? YES 35. Your weaknesses? Laziness 36. Have you met anyone famous? I've met people who will probably become famous, does that count? 37. First Job? Usher at Cinemark. You learn to hate humanity pretty quickly. 38. Ever done a prank call? Nope. 41.What were you doing before you filled this out? Reading fanfiction, what else? 40. Have you ever had surgery? No. 42. What do you get complimented the most about? No clue. 43. Have you ever had braces? Nope, I even still have my wisdom teeth. 44. What do you want for your birthday? Cash (as usual) 45. How many kids do you want? NONE 46. Were you named after anyone? My aunt (though I'm not quite sure what to make of that since she's a little crazy). 47. Do you wish on stars? No, can't see any stars where I live. (Hey ... where's 48?) 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Head and Shoulders...why are you asking me this? 50. Do you like your handwriting? It sucks in english, and is somehow easier to read in old norse. 51. What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey (which I once fed to some ducks. They were fighting over it O.o) 52. Any bad habits? Not studying. 53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have? None, the bands I like are all pretty well respected. 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? That would depend on what kind of person I was, wouldn't it? 56. Do looks matter? Yes, that trick is to make it seem like they don't matter to you. It's an art form ;) 57. How do you release anger? I get on the xbox and shoot people. Or I listen to heavy metal. Both are incredibly relaxing. 58. What was your favorite toy as a child? Same one as now, the nearest video game console. 60. Where is your second home? McConnell Hall (my dorm hall at college) 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 22 62.Were you a fan of barney as a child? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 63. Do you use sarcasm? Of *course* not :P 64. What's your favorite line from a movie? "I was not aware irony had military uses." From a TV show, not a movie, but it's HBO so it counts. Posca, from Rome. So many gems in that show. 65. What do you look for in a girl? Um, you mean a guy? 66.What are your nicknames? My Dad calls me by a variety. Anyone else who tries it gets kicked with steel-toed boots. 67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician? Sully Erna FTW!! 68.What is your favorite TV show? Either Rome or Game of Thrones, probably both. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. | |||||||
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