Aurors Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are assigned to check out rumours of illegal potions use at an elite Muggle club. Unfortunately, it's couples night, and things go awry before they even get in the door! A Drarry short story!

*Written for the 2017 HP Rare Pairs Fest on LJ* Every morning, the only bathroom in the partially rebuilt Burrow was in constant demand. To expedite matters, Ron and Harry agree to share. What else would best friends do? Sharing, Pining, Friends-to-Lovers.

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.

Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP

Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Draco likes to watch Potter fly. Sexual content.

Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.

When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.

Title pretty much sums it up i think. Harry and Draco end up in the air vent together and well... small space, long time, two hot guys... you figure it out ; Warnings for male slash and strong language. Not for kiddies.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

After all, you can’t choose who you love," a good friend said to me once. We wouldn’t if we could.

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.

Harry's been avoiding the Weasley twins. And they refuse to let him get away with it any longer. Hp/Fw/Gw. WARNING SLASH, INCEST, M/M SEX SCENES. GRAPHIC.oneshot

Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.

Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...

I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.

Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.

This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.

Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.

Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.

Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

After participating in an experiment proposed by Ron, Harry is left questioning his sexuality and starts seeing the world in a whole new light. Slash HP&GW Mentions SB&RL RW&HG COMPLETE