kats96hide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for WordGirl, Monkees, Artemis Fowl, Starship, Holy Musical B@man!, Glee, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. So I never took the time to fill this out for whatever reason, and I guess I probably should. Allow me to introduce myself. I am kats96, at least on this website. I introduced myself to the world of fanfiction and have never left since. Except perhaps to visit Planet Enchilada. But you will not know what that means unless you are my avid fan and reader, Planet Enchilada. For the rest of you readers, just ignore all that I just said there because I do not wish to have a lawsuit on my hands due to the mental agony I just inflicted upon you. I enjoy WordGirl, Artemis Fowl, The Partridge Family, The Monkees, Starkid, Glee, and assorted other topics that I will not name because you probably don't care and are not even reading this anymore. Very well. I suppose that is all I have to say about myself. |
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The Hamilfowl Mixtape by zedille reviews
In commemoration of Disney 's other, actually successful summer 2020 release ... How does an Irish, preteen, self-styled criminal / and genius, a lollipop disliker in a forgotten series / from twenty years ago, a kidnapper and structural / antagonist, end up as an incompetent protagonist?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3 - Artemis F., Holly S., Juliet B., Julius R. - Complete
The Multiple Personalities of Artemis Fowl by Incasa reviews
An old fanfic written in the lead-up to The Last Guardian, and abandoned with the release of that book. Covering an alternate version of Artemis's treatment, with several more personalities rooted in his Atlantis Complex. Abandoned while unfinished, but intended to be an extended character study and coverage of things ignored in the main series, like family/friend relations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Orion F. - Complete
Why are we so Blind? by DaisyDoodle reviews
Taz gets sick and lets it get out of hand. Thinking she can handle it, she keep it a secret. Up gets a girlfriend and Taz realizes how much she needs him, when he starts to spend more time with the new girl than Taz.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,521 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Dreams by Freekiellie reviews
Artemis is ill, but the symptoms just aren't adding up. With his condition getting worse and worse, the faeries must get involved. But is it too late? With trouble in Haven, how can Artemis save the two worlds again if he's unconscious! It seems everyone needs his genius at such a crucial time, but Artemis is in need of some help himself...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Many Times Kurt Hummel Lied About his Sexuality by Ramblepedia reviews
Though out his life, there have been many times when Kurt felt he had to lie, including a few times when he believed that lie. Until one day when he stopped lying for good. (Covers Kurt age 5 through 15.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Kurt H., Burt H., Mercedes J., Rachel B.
The Crash by RainySunnyEnding reviews
When Kurt says goodbye to Blaine one evening, little does he know that the next time he sees him, his boyfriend will be lying in a coma. And he just isn't waking up. A story of how families and relationships can be devastated by tragedy. Written entirely in speech between the characters. Very angsty. A gift for DemigodGleek as a thank you for her continued support.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nerdfighter Like by sheonlyreadsbooks reviews
Blaine's a Nerdfighter in a bookstore and is writing Nerdfighter notes in John Green's books when a new employee, Kurt, catches him doing so.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Recovery by Ciousk reviews
Artemis is in the J. Argon clinic in Haven being treated for the Atlantis Complex. The only problem is, he is being very uncooperative. Will he ever realise that the only way to get better is to talk and admit to his past crimes and leave them behind? K
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Birthday by awesome-demigod reviews
It all started then, one birthday she thought he had forgotten, and the day that he would never forget. Slight OOC. cute
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Closet Case by dances with irrelevancy reviews
The plain fact of the matter was – sometimes things happened for no good reason Mike could think of. Mike/Peter
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Mike, Peter - Complete
Just A Little Mind Control by crazytomboy78 reviews
After running into Mr. Big, Tobey develops a way to get Wordgirl to love him...by mind control! But when he figures out her secret identity, will he still want her? But even more important, when Mr. Big betrays their partnership, how will they handle it?
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Tobey M., WordGirl/Becky B. - Complete
Novelty Love Song with Bizarre Choreography by dances with irrelevancy reviews
"We have a gig in three days and we need Davy to play the maracas. Otherwise, we won't be able to keep him in the grinding poverty to which he's become accustomed." Eventual Mike/Davy.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,093 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mike, Davy - Complete
Micky and Davy's Success story by McflyNiffDaveFrancoFan reviews
Based off Success Story, 1X6. It's through Micky's POV. This is slash! Mavy Micky and Davy ! And some slight Meter Mike and Peter.
Monkees - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Micky, Davy - Complete
Artemis' Recovery by Coeus Pollo reviews
The trials and challenges of Artemis Fowl II's recovery from Atlantis complex.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Artemis F.
What scares him by awesome-demigod reviews
It was a rare thing for something to scare Artemis Fowl. He had been faced with a lot of stuff over the years. But there was one thing that scared him more then anything, it was Holly Short. FLUFFY ONESHOT! SO CUTE IT MAKES BUNNIES SICK!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Not Lying by crazytomboy78 reviews
Set after the episode 'Have You Seen The Remote'. It scares Becky, but she knows she had a good time with Tobey. One-shot, slightly TobeyxWordgirl!
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2012 - WordGirl/Becky B. - Complete
Constructing by Planet Enchilada reviews
Clove is six years old and a very special little girl, full of potential. She and an eight-year-old Cato, however, do not get along. They've both been chosen to test a new breakthrough in Games training but their rivalry might just get someone hurt.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Destructible by Planet Enchilada reviews
The Seventy-Fourth Hunger Games are drawing to a close and Cato and Clove have been invited to a feast. Now that they're both eligible to win, what could possibly stand in their way?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Hope and Memory by Injunuity89 reviews
The Partridge's world is shattered when Keith develops a brain tumor. Will Keith survive or will the tumor kill him?
Partridge Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Keith P.
Soliloquy: Ravings of a Mad Girl by Planet Enchilada reviews
Finnick Odair's eyes were green or maybe blue and Finnick Odair tied knots and Finnick Odair was brave and Finnick Odair is dead. And Annie is alive.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Annie C. - Complete
You Just May Be The One by Lily Rose-Petals reviews
A Mike and Peter romance, with Monkee awesomeness from all four. A four-part story. Rated M.
Monkees - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
Manifestation by CelestialSands reviews
Guilt. The ultimate weapon. Never underestimate the power of Guilt. A one-shot about Minerva contracting a psychosis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Minerva P. - Complete
The Sickness by MichaelaTheUchiha reviews
Artemis had come down with a cold and a fever. Holly just manages to visit. One-shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Summer Camp with Some Monkees by RulersAreRoyal reviews
Rina ends up at a summer camp "I'm 16, for Pete's sake! Why summer camp?"-Rina and meets a group of boys who call themselves The Monkees. One of them throws her together with a certain bass guitarist, but is she just his friend... Or something more?
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
A Fowl Fairytale by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
Colfer's characters in a convoluted fairy tale. Pure crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why does the world hate me? by xXChipmunksXx reviews
Artemis attempts suicide but not everything goes according to plan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
What Could Have Happened by ThePraetorLady reviews
Arty was suffering from the side-effects of puberty during TLC, right? I just thought, what if Minerva was too? What would have happened? ONESHOT.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Minerva P. - Complete
Sometime In The Morning by almost a jill sandwich reviews
THE MONKEES- Something is wrong with Mike. And Davy, Peter and Micky are determined to find out what it is even if it means being beaten with maracas and poisonous sandwiches...don't worry tis not a song fic, though it my appear as such in the beginning.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2008
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Talk Me Down reviews
"It was funny how sadness had brought them together and now tore them apart. After all, it had been death that had made Blaine realize his love for Kurt in the first place." A songfic based on the music video for Troye Sivan's "Talk Me Down."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2016
Biology and Magic reviews
When magic interrupts and alters biology, Artemis and Holly find themselves in an unthinkable situation, one that will change their lives forever. (Warning: Mpreg.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Complete
The Meaning of His Song
After hearing Gilderoy Lockhart's song, Ron has some questions for Harry. An AVPSY fic.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Pain Demands to Be Felt reviews
Artemis knows Butler's secret, but what he doesn't know is how serious the affliction is…
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Numbered Days reviews
Life: the period between birth and death. A period that is much shorter for bugs than it is for humans.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2014
Hurt Beyond Repair
Sometimes you love someone so much it hurts. Sometimes that person hurts you beyond repair.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Yule Go Crazy Trying to Win
Got inspiration for this from Jane Lynch's intro to "Previously Unaired Christmas" when she mentioned that a sub-plot involving Blaine's obsession with yule logs was completely cut from the episode. This is that plot. Enjoy, and happy holidays!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Goin' Back to Dalton reviews
A song parody of "Goin' Back to Hogwarts" from Starkid's AVPM. Doesn't completely make sense, since I tried to fit the lyrics and dialogue as closely as possible.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Can't You See What You're Doing to Me?
An alternate take on Blaine's "Guilty Pleasure" performance, based on Darren Criss's song, "Sami."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Help Me to Heal reviews
No one knows everything about Artemis's past. Something happened to him to make him into who he was. Something that Holly is about to find out about. (WARNING: Possible triggers!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Not Just a Shell reviews
They say that a clone is just a shell of a person. But there is more to Nopal than meets the eye... TLG SPOILERS!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
The Final Protector reviews
A spell was cast during the war between the humans and the fairies that called for an anniversary battle. With the anniversary quickly approaching, Artemis and Holly may be the only hopes of saving the People, even if it means doing something irreversible.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
To Win Her Heart reviews
A little story in honor of Valentine's Day. Orion wants Holly to love him, but she can't...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Holly S., Orion F. - Complete
I Cross My Heart reviews
A poem in which Robin describes his broken promise to Batman.
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Robin, Batman - Complete
Nearly Blinded By It reviews
When an accident threatens to change the Dynamic Duo's lives forever, they find out just what their friendship means to one another.
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Batman, Robin - Complete
Not Just a Rumor reviews
Sometimes rumors are actually true...
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Robin, Batman - Complete
Secrets reviews
Roach knows how to hide his emotions, and more importantly, how to keep a secret. Especially one as deep and dark as this one...
Starship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Roach - Complete
Time reviews
Time is our enemy. It has always been and always will be. Life itself is nothing more than a race against time. But time always wins in the end.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Myles F. - Complete
THE BEST Robot reviews
Victoria Best plans a team-up with Tobey to create the best robot ever... But will she succeed?
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Victoria B., Tobey M. - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
There are four Monkees. That's how it should always be. But when one is in an accident, they learn just how much they mean to one another, and how important it is for them to always be together.
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
The Reunion reviews
WordGirl returns to Planet Lexicon and discovers her real family. Now she has to decide whether to live with them or to return to the life she left behind on Earth.
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - WordGirl/Becky B., Cpt. Huggyface/Bob B. - Complete
Now reviews
Tobey has done the impossible. He has killed the one person he cares about. Accidentally, but that won't bring her back. Warning: Character deaths
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Tobey M. - Complete
Sandwiched Between reviews
Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy has fallen in love, but his crush doesn't even know he exists. Then she falls for someone else... Chuck's brother, Brent.
WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Chuck, Leslie - Complete
