ThePhantomPipsterhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time. Hello the person checking me out. ;-) I've been on this site for over a year and decided it's time to add a little something about myself. I would like to thank my wife for introducing me to fanfiction. She's created an obsessed reader. And as of this moment, I'm only a reader. And I'm the kind of reader that most authors hate...the ninja kind. I sneak in, read your story and then leave. However, if a story is very moving and well written I will leave a small review. UPDATE: I am no longer just a reader. I have published a couple of stories with more in the works. In the beginning I "shipped" Alice/Bella but I then stumbled upon the pairing of Hermoine Granger and Narcissa Malfoy (I don't think that ship has a name) In fact, those stories inspired me to write my own stories based on that pairing but now my new obsession is SQ. (For my Hermonine/Narcissa fan fictions I picture my Narcissa as actress Virginia Williams; not the actress who played her in the Harry Potter movies. But my Hermonine is and will always be, Emma Watson.) And I know we really aren't supposed to promote other things on this site but check out my podcast. It's about ladies who love ladies who talk about ladies. It can be found on http://pusscast(dot)blogspot(dot)com/ Or follow us (my friend and I) on twitter at puss_cast. Thanks for reading!!!! |
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The Scientist by greysfanhp reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, they say. But satisfaction brought it back. A few years after the war Hermione is a widely respected academic about to start her latest research project. To see its completion, however, she will truly have to venture into the unknown. Cissy/Hermione pairing in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Andromeda T.
Extinction by rubikanon reviews
Now complete with less vague summary! Post-war adventure across the British countryside, Hermione accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Malfoy, classified missions and intrigue and dementors oh my, Ron isn't a jerk (what! unheard of!), slow burn romance with a Serious Plot. "This is your last chance to turn back. I won't be responsible for any nightmares it brings you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 207,856 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 5/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Black Magic Woman by AmoRay reviews
Post War. Six years after a brief moment just after the fall of the Dark Lord, Hermione and Narcissa meet again. Femmeslash Hermione/Narcissa. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,976 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
The Resistance by SnapshotsOfAFool reviews
In a world where they didn't win the battle of Hogwarts, and Harry was killed, their only option is to go back in time and try and turn some of Voldemort's supporters before they become dangerous. But when Hermione befriends a Narcissa she finds herself falling for her. Read and review rated T for safety, not explicit. Is a reposting of my old story The Resistance, some changes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
always known by deceptivelycomplex3925 reviews
'"Tell me the truth." And Emma whirls around and Regina's standing in the doorway, eyes glittering with unshed tears, and she looks like she knows. Knows exactly why she got shit-faced last night. Knows exactly why she broke up with Hook. Knows exactly why she said those words a few moments ago.'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Her Truest Desire by Sapphire Smoke reviews
"But why should I be made to settle, when I know that we are not meant to be?" Aurora questioned, looking up at the woman and begging for her to understand without being forced to say the words. "Why should I marry him, when it is not my heart's desire?" •Aurora/Maleficent•
Maleficent - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Aurora, Maleficent] - Complete
Impossible by seattlegracegirl reviews
Emma is dragged along to Grannies by her parents, only to be faced with the one couple she really didn't want to see. Will the whole night be a disaster, or is it time to face her feelings? OQ/SQ (Apologies, I suck at summaries!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
A Happy Accident by Alcandre reviews
An accident can sometimes be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Why Can't Secret Santa Just Be Openly Gay? by writetherest reviews
"I loved all of them. But you knew that I would, didn't you? I don't know how, but you knew that I wanted all of these things as a little girl. How did you know? I mean, I never told anyone about some of these things. Well, except for…" Emma's eyes go wide as the thought strikes her again, the same one she'd had days before. "Oh god! Tell me you aren't Santa Claus."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Gratitude by Sapphire Smoke reviews
"Believe me, Regina, if I was gonna get on my knees, the last thing I would be doing down there is thanking you." •Emma/Regina•
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Worlds You Never See by writetherest reviews
The lives I'll never lead / Couldn't make me sing / Could they? Could they? Could they? / As soon as she had stepped through the doorway, the door closed tightly. And only then, with Regina inside, did the lines, curves, and swirls shift and move, assembling themselves into words within the heart. 'The Road You Didn't Take'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,842 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
City by ConflictedCalypso reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? What if the Cullens never came back? Fast-forward four years and Bella's living in a different country, and has left her past behind her. But what will happen when a certain pixie turns up, uninvited? Now (finally!) complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,472 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Magical Mishaps Happen by In-betweens reviews
This is a story about how magical mishaps help get Regina and Emma together. As many of the Swan Queen Week Prompts I could fit into one story. Can be considered a future fic taking place after season 3. SwanQueen endgame, Snowing, and Regina/Tinkerbell. -COMPLETE- (Sequel in the works)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Tinkerbell - Complete
How A Dress Changed Everything by hope2x reviews
In an act of desperation, Regina casts a spell that takes her back to the day Henry leaves for Boston. She wants to keep Emma from ever entering Storybrooke, but when she takes Henry's place, she finds herself completely unprepared for the woman who answers the door. Regina has a chance to do it all again, but no matter what, she can't escape one fact. All magic comes with a price.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,352 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Love Her Like She's Leaving by absedarian reviews
You fight against your feelings for the longest time, harder than you fought many battles in your lifetime. You refuse to accept that she makes you weak in the knees, makes your heart melt when she gives you her most sheepish grin, makes you forget who you are, whose daughter she is. Swan Queen, inspired by Brad Paisley's song of the same name.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Tale by shanesvoice reviews
Swanqueen AU: Regina is unhappily married to King Leopold. Emma is a decorated knight who arrives with the Prince of the northern kingdom at Leopold's Castle. Their paths cross and entwine. The tale of adventures, magic and love ensues. Our beloved Swan Queen in a whole new world.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,069 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
So Close by Phyren Ice reviews
Snow makes Emma attend Storybrooke's Valentine's Day dance, which is based off of a traditional Enchanted Forest dance known as the Joined Souls Ball, where a person is said to find their one true soul mate. Fluff. Post-curse. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Exiled by SgtMac reviews
To pay for her crimes, Regina accepts exile from Storybrooke. Five years later, on Henry's 16th birthday, Henry and Emma find her. Post QoH. SQ. Semi-graphic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Enchanted Phallus by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Regina needs Emma's help to dispel the large amount of fairy dust she sucked in from the portal.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Hot and Bothered by highheelsandchocolate reviews
'A relationship without a little bite in it is no fun at all.' Swan-Queen smut. Set loosely toward the end of the first season except Emma knows Regina is the Evil Queen and Regina has magic ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/16/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Sappho's verses by Ralinde reviews
When she goes to see an opera in Muggle London, the last person Hermione expected to encounter was Narcissa Malfoy. She even less expected to actually quite like her company... Written for the 'Secret Relationship'-, "I kissed a girl"- and "Crossgen relationship"-competition, all on HPFC Forum. Rated T for later chapters. Thousand thanks to Gamma Orionis for creating the cover. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Love and Other Misfortunes by Ryaninthesky reviews
There's a strange little man in a diaper wandering around Storybrooke and Sheriff Swan is on the case...if she can just get the Mayor to stop looking at her like that. *Updated with a Second Chapter as of 2/16/2012. Now well and truly complete*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Seeds of Betrayal by Just twisty reviews
Sometimes duplicity is a choice, sometimes it's not. Sorry, I'm not great at summaries. Fair warning this is a darker story compared to my other ones. This is slightly AU. Bella and Alice's personalities are OCC. It will be Bellice in time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,701 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Effect of Great Conversation by Sapphire Smoke reviews
For supposedly being very clever, Hermione seemed to have missed quite a lot about what could go wrong in the aftermath of one, simple night. •Narcissa/Hermione•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] - Complete
An Evolutional Variation by Just twisty reviews
Discovering the truth can be painful. Alice and Bella find this to be true after separate tragic events occur to them and two years later they come together. This is a Alice and Bella love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,747 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Rolling in the deep by AmoRay reviews
Loving someone will often bring out the best in a person.In Hermione's situation loving someone only unleashes anger she did not know she possessed.Can they mend what was broken. RATED M for a reason. R&R please. Now complete..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Your Singer, My Singer by Demon of the Snow reviews
I couldn't explain the attraction I felt towards her, the gravity that pulled me in, the way I felt so alive, finally…What was that Edward had said about La Tua Cantante? Starts in New Moon, AliceXBella, Alice POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,822 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Alice, Bella
I'll Sing You A Song by roxyrainbow reviews
Narcissa Malfoy takes the DADA position for Hermione's 7th year. She is growing bored during a class and decides to occupy herself by looking into a few minds. Hermione's mind intrigues her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Any Other World by breathe4her reviews
She never thought she'd be able to feel her heart beat again - until she fell in love with Bella Swan. "It only beats for you." Her voice trembled nervously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Alice
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Got Caught Glancin' reviews
Emma's been caught doing something unimaginable and Regina is not at all pleased with her wife. SwanQueen fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
You Will Be Mine reviews
Hermoine desires the beautiful woman of Malfoy Manor but resigns to the fact that it will never come to pass. So she fills the void with "others" not realizing she has what she has always wanted. AN: A sequel is in the works so stay tuned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hermione G., Narcissa M.
That Muggle Thing You Do reviews
Narcissa is reminiscing on when her life changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
