Nathaniel Cardeuhide bio
 Author has written 24 stories for Phineas and Ferb, and Harry Potter. UPDATE 05/02/2018! Fanfic writer, part-time guitarist, dad and grandad! Just turned 39 and I am spring cleaning this thing! All of my stories that are on here will be pulled and reposted over the next x amount of weeks. Most have been overhauled in varying degrees so they will probably be (slightly) more readable. Reviews are extremely welcome. I love to find out what you thought so if anything made you happy/sad/angry/ecstatic or any other kind of emotion, feel free to let me know! :) I often forget to post a disclaimer in my stories, especially as I am updating/replacing in quick succession. If a story doesn't have a disclaimer on it, please assume it displays the following: "I do not own Harry Potter, or any of its component parts. The plot is mine, the characters not. I am making no profit from the writing of these stories." |
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YAAASSS QUEEN: Queer Eye Comes to Hogwarts by MotherofBulls reviews
The Fab Five face their greatest challenge yet: Rubeus Hagrid. He's got no closet, no bathroom, a bad recipe for rock cakes, a fifty-year-old moleskin coat, and an overgrown beard. Along the way, the Fab Five realize that Hogwarts itself seems to need their help just as much as Hagrid. YAAASSS QUEEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - [Rubeus H., Olympe M.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
On the Cusp by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione thinks she has Draco pegged. Of course she doesn't like him. He's a Gemini. 8th year Dramione EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 315 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Faerun Tales: The Treasure Hunters by InfamousSharo reviews
"There's gold involved." Quin called after him. Gold seemed to be this man's magic word. Bishop turned back. "Gold?" "Lots of it." First fanfic. Reviews much appreciated.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 358,889 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bishop - Complete
Queen of Hearts by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-George/OC- "We're off to the village, there's a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvelous... almost like real magic..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - George W., OC
Afraid of Light by Cezille07 reviews
A poem-story about Doofenshmirtz and his odd fear of light. ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Lobelia Sackville Baggins Is Dead by Virtuella reviews
A Shire Murder Mystery in three parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Impossibly Blue by Virtuella reviews
Aragorn planted the White Tree of Gondor. Five hundred years later, it receives a very unexpected visitor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary by Virtuella reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
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Pride Cometh After the Fall reviews
The magical world has always been slow, miles behind when it comes to equality. Steps are being taken by the latest Minister for Magic and a special Quidditch match is where the announcement will be made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2019 - [Ginny W., Hermione G.] - Complete
12 Days
"You stimulate my mind. And you keep me adventurous. You both stir my soul. Why should I choose, when I can love you both?" Pansy takes her girlfriends on a Christmas trip around Canada, treating them and spoiling them rotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2019 - [Hermione G., Ginny W., Pansy P.] - Complete
Form 4C reviews
Struggling with the bureaucratic nightmare that is an application form, Neville is rescued from his headache by a friendly face from the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2019 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
Miss Granger up against the wall with Scabior reviews
Sometimes a wrong turn can lead to an interesting diversion…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2019 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
I'll Die Before I Hurt Either Of You reviews
There's a secret behind Theo and Cormac's dislike of each other. Hermione knows the rumours surrounding her boyfriend and Cormac's past, but neither man is talking, yet. Hermione and Cormac's mission to Mexico ensures that the men's tumultuous history comes out, but not in a way that either of them expected, and certainly not with this result. Tags: Polyamory, F*ck or Die
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2019 - [Hermione G., Theodore N., Cormac M.]
Irish Eyes See the Bookworm reviews
A series of Drabbles exploring Seamus' early feelings for Hermione, mainly through the use of 100 word stories (though a couple are longer). Part 1 of 'When Irish Eyes Are Smiling' These can be read separately or as a prequel to "An Emerald Christmas" which is being overhauled and will be reposted in due course Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Hermione G., Seamus F.
01:15 reviews
They swore it was over… but in the dark, loneliness of the night, resolve is hard to come by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Myosotis reviews
What would you do if you lost your memories? Not all of them… just the ones of your husband, babies, your entire marriage. Three years, gone. What would you do if you couldn't remember falling in love and once more thought of the man in front of you as an arrogant pain in the arse? What if there was a way to reclaim your life, but to do it you had to kill? Could you do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Hit reviews
"Sometimes, standing for what you believe, means standing alone" - Hatebreed Hermione is on the run. The only people who could possibly help her, are the ones that are hunting her down. Is there a chance she can trust any them? And can they trust her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Oliver W., Pansy P. - Complete
Of Wolf and Man reviews
Bill Weasley has lusted after Hermione for some time. But what with French witches, werewolf bites and psychotic Dark wizards, finding the right time for them to be together has been… difficult. Is it possible for Bill to deal with the hurdles and be with the woman he truly loves? Or will all these things conspire to keep them apart forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Reflections of Mirrored Wit reviews
Have some brotherly advice… even if it's unwanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2018 - George W., Ginny W., Fred W. - Complete
Affairs and Consequences reviews
Adultery. Betrayal. Revenge. When she catches her husband cheating, Hermione finds support and solace with the family that loves to torment her husband's. As she looks for a way to get her revenge on both of the people who betrayed her, she finds that there may be a way to move on and love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Soul Truth reviews
Samhain. The time of year when the spirits of the dead are close to the living once more, and with the right rituals and spells it is possible to communicate with them. Sometimes dark spirits take advantage of the opportunity too. *see chapter 1 for full summary and warnings*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
A Time and a Place reviews
Hermione and Draco have a job to do. They also can't stop bickering whilst they do said job. There's a time and a place for everything, but this is not either of those!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Charming Accomplishment reviews
Draco can't believe his luck; Hermione Granger, failing in Charms class. Truly his day couldn't get any better!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
¡Viva la Revolución! reviews
Hermione is fed up with the new regime at the Ministry, crushing the life and fun out of the Wizarding world. Things have to change... Malfoy Manor Fic War: I can't remember what the original prompt was, but this was a fun little fic to write, and I liked the concept of an almost 1985 style Ministry after the fall of the Dark Lord... Yes, I'm aware that it's over the top, but meh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Complete
While the Sun Shines reviews
The Auror's new summer initiative is not going down well with everyone... especially when it interferes with summer fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not Good… It's Pretty Bad, Actually reviews
Boy meets girl… Boy woos girl… Boy defends girl from angry ex-boyfriend. Girl gets rejected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Nightmare
Harry's sleep is disturbed, in the strangest way. Old drabble I just gave a slight tweak to. Yes, my head was weird back in 2010, and it ain't much better...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Really Not Your Day reviews
Neville's day probably couldn't get any worse. He had detention with Snape, but curiosity got the better of him. He really wishes he had just sat there, quietly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Snow Hunt reviews
Seamus is hunting for his prey, high in the snowy plains above Reykjavik, Iceland. It's a matter of honour now, to see who is the cat, and who is the mouse. In this war there can be no prisoners!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Ælfsiden reviews
Moving into a new house, with two young children, can be stressful enough. Add in a messy divorce and festive preparations, and you have a recipe for disaster. But these are the least of Hermione's problems; her nightmare is just beginning, and this year, there's no way of knowing who will live to see Christmas Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Doof Finds A Catchphrase! reviews
Ever wondered what goes through Doof's mind just before the ball of tin foil hits him in "Rollercoaster"? I thought it might go a little like this... Drabble *complete*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Skip to me Loo reviews
It's a fine day in Danville and Buford demands that the boys help him out! Meanwhile Perry is on a mission to find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to due his suspicous behaviour in the supermarket! Written just for a laugh! Please R&R! *Updated & Complete*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
