Hello all, welcome to my little shop of horrors! In here you will find none of the following: slash, deathfic or Mary Sues. There will also be no unhappy endings unless specifically stated otherwise in the summary. There may be mild references to het relationships, violence and gore at the level of whatever universe is being written in, male bonding of the strictly platonic nature, and pathetic attempts at humour. I am primarily a Supernatural fan (as you will see from my homepage, which is a link to SPN Asylum, the best SPN fansite on the web. I'm just a member, I don't actually own the site, but if you are a SPN fan, I strongly recommend checking it out), but I also love Leverage, Castle, Firefly, Covert Affairs, White Collar, Burn Notice, Fringe, Bones, Odyssey 5, Haven and NCIS. Reading interests include Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and anything by Terry Pratchett, Karen Chance or Megan Whalen Turner. A standard disclaimer applies to all my writing: sadly, the characters and worlds depicted do not belong to me and never will. If they did, I would not be on this site, I would be sitting in a mansion somewhere sipping mojitos. All constructive criticism (or outright praise) will be gratefully accepted, trolling will be ignored. Having said all that, I really hope you enjoy my fic, feel free to drop me a PM if there's anything you want to chat about! :)