Hola persona. :)) My name is Marla & I'm a huge fan of books. As you scroll down that blue thingy (--) you'll see that I'm working on two stories right now." Karma is a Bitch" & "Loved by an Enemy" Sadly, "Loved by an Enemy is currently on hold but don't let that stop you from checking them out! :D

-Alpha-shewolf21

If you think Edward's obviouisly a fairy, not a vampire because he sparkles, doesn't eat people, and lives in the forest, copy and paste this to your profile.

If when the denist has their finger in your mouth, you want to bite it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Catholic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think your knight in shining armor is sometimes just a retard in tin foil, copy and paste this to your profile.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10- If you read that and didn't realize number 7 was missing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went back to look to see if 7 was missing after you read what it says above, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that everything is much more fun in an English accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

IIf you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know