Name: Just call me Midnight.

Age: how rude you dont ask a lady her age and yes Im a lady. I'm between 16 and 26.

About Me: I like yaoi and I write Yaoi. Don't Like tuff shit. I don't care and if ya flame me I won't care.

Fav crossover: HP/SPN HP/Bleach Hp/Kingdom hearts Hp/True blood and Hp/Inuyasha

Fav Pairings: Harry/any dom!male or Seme!male Ichigo/any Seme!male.

who i hate: Ginny she is a whinny little bitch, buffy i just dont like her, and ruby cuz she tricked sam.

Firm belief: that harry is a uke to the core and needs a seme harem and that ichigo is a uke and needs one too. plus starrkIchi is hot and cute.

OH SHIT! My sister was playing on my computer and accidently deleted my story Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I am working to find the chapters but not all of them are on my computer most are on a flash drive.

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Pokefarm

http:///_ext/user/wychelm[img]http:///_ext/YDZr4GRT2.png[/img[/url check out my charmander Torin

http:///_ext/PDZicGZ0DvT[img]http:///_ext/BDZicGZ0DvT6DZr4GRT2[/img[/url Check out my aqua-shinx Haru

http:///_ext/PDZicDvJ1Dur[img]http:///_ext/BDZicDvJ1Dur6DZr4GRT2[/img[/url check out my lunupine Moony

and the rest of my pokemon

I took the seme uke quiz and here is my results

You are a Sadistic Seme!

It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with:Everyone else

(wow, really, sadistc seme? -thinks for a minute- i can see that.)

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile

Check out my baby dragon! http:///dragonanimated_709328.gif

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15, Dark Neko 4000, Darker Then Midnight.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

Never mess in the affairs of Slashers, cause you are cute boy and go well with other Men.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Challenge!- Harry potter/Bleach crossover

Summary: After killing Voldemort in fifth year, Harry moves with Sirius and Remus to Japan to heal and get away from his fame and lying friends. He moves to Karakura and goes to the same high school as Ichigo, who he befriends. He is running late for class when he literally runs into Mizuiro and Ichigo on his first day. Okay I know it sucks but at least you got room to move with it. This takes place either before or after they rescue rukia, your choice. Harry can go with them if you want. Make Mizurio secrectly be a creature or something please.

Pairing: Okay, I have never seen this pairing before but I want a (dom/sub) Mizuiro/Harry pairing for this challenge that's the only rule for this is that t he main slash pairing has to be Mizuiro/Harry with sub!Harry. Minor pairings: Chad/Ichigo/Kepachi(dom/sub/dom) and Remus/sirius. rest up to you.

Please pm me if you want to take challenge.

Naruto Quiz

1) Naruto 2) Kiba 3) Zabuza 4) Kakashi 5) Shikamaru 6) Kisame 7) Haku 8) Hidan 9) Gaara 10) Deidara11) Itachi 12) Sasori 13) Neji

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?: yes and yes

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?: Kakashi is hotter then hot even if he is always late

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?: If Sasori got Hidan pregnant? -laughs manicaly- oh sasori is sooo dead.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9?: Yes alot.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?: no just no

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?: Shika/gaara or shika/deidara 5/9 because i can actually see that happening in a weird way.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?: If Haku walked in on Kiba and Sasori having sex? He would blush deep red and faint.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic: Zabuza/Deidara? no clue what to write it's too wierd to even imagine.

9. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fic?: Naruto/Hidan yes there is one

10. Suggest a title for a 7/13 hurt/comfort fic: Haku/Neji Tittle: As the Cage Bird Sings

11. Does anyone on your friends list, read 3 het?: No

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw 11?: Yes

13. Would anyone on your friends list, write 2/4/5?: maybe

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?: Hidan? Alice Human Sacerfice.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?: yesterday

17. "1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.” Naruto and Haku are in a happy relationship until Gaara runs off with Haku. Naruto, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Itachi and a brief unhapp affair with Sasori, then follows the wise advise of Shikamaru and finds true love with Zabuza. Omg I can see this happening!

18) Title/warning for the above fic?: Tittle: Of Foxes and Mist Warning: Cursing, yaoi, nudity and man sex. Also Zabuza cuz he needs a warning all his own.

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Favorite Quotes

He needed to save his innocent Harry from perverted, boy loving demons.'- From Wild Cards Chapter 15 hp/buffy crossover

"My mother was right. I am going to be living in a car park."- Sam Witwicky from Chapter 4 of (Someone please tell me the name of this fanfiction I can't remember it!)

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