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Author has written 13 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Fire Emblem, Dragon Quest Series, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kid Icarus, Pretty Cure, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師. Name: Authoress Hand or Queen Starcy, your choice Age: Between just born and infinity, start guessing. Location: On a certain blue planet in a certain solar system in a certain galaxy in a certain universe. That's all the more specific I'm goanna get. Appearance: look at my avatar (aka the picture in the corner(if you can't tell, my eyes are red, my hair is brown and my clothes are yellow/gold)) Likes: Pranking Master Hand with Crazy Hates: Crazy being on a sugar rush (if he has even one bite of candy or sugar (especially chocolate) he will go on a sugar rush that can and will destroy everything in his path) Hi, everyone! Thanks for visiting my profile! ;) I'll do my best to keep you all entertained! The reason my name is Authoress Hand is because I was found on the doorstep of Master Hand's parents when we were still babies (MH is older by a few weeks). Since Mom and Dad knew I was from the Author's realm, they called me Authoress and took me in as their own (even though they were both giant, floating, talking hands). The next year, Crazy is born and I'm wasn't the youngest anymore! XD The reason some people call me Queen Starcy is because when I had started my journey throughout the universe, there was a civil war going on in a planet called Constella. Under the name of Starcy, I fought with the Star Zodiac and defeated the other constellations. The twelve Zodiac warriors that survived the war then made me their queen. I traveled through the universe a little bit more the 'settled' on Constella, becoming their eternal queen. I still go out every once in a while to help Crazy prank MH and to help MH keep the chocolates away from Crazy (don't ask). Now to the fun stuff! XD http:/// This is where you can look at fanart for my story, The Subspace Emissary Continued. If you want to join, go for it! I am not in charge of this group. My friend, m3At, is the founder and my friend, Lord Lady Lex, is a co-founder as well as myself. Check it out! Games I have Gameboy Color Gameboy Advanced Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo DS Nintendo Wii Nintendo 3DS Nintendo 3DS E-Shop Nintendo Wii U Nintendo Wii U EShop PC Stories (Heads up, a ficie is to a fanfiction as a movie is to a tv show) Fanfictions Finished: The Birth of a Manakete (might be part of the major stroy line, not sure yet) Time Stream Pretty Cure (part of main story line, prequel to The Subspace Emissary Continued) The Subspace Emissary Continued (part of major story line) PreCure All Stars New Stage: Friends of the Future (part of major story line, TimeStream Pretty Cure's ficie) Fanfictions Working On: (this doesn't mean I have posted them yet, it just means that they are in the process of being written) The Legend of Zelda: Descendant of Link (part of major story line, on hold) The Legend of Zelda: The Legends Unite (part of main story line, on hold) Pretty Cure Zodiac (part of main story line, direct sequel of The Subspace Emissary Continued) Fanfictions Wanting to Write: Time Stream Pretty Cure Zodiac: The Return of Tabuu (part of main story line, ficie for Pretty Cure Zodiac, Time Stream Pretty Cure and The Subspace Emissary Continued) Pretty Cure All Stars DXZ (part of main story line, ficie for Time Stream Pretty Cure and Pretty Cure Zodiac) Super Smash Brothers ? (part of the main story line) This is the story line: 1. TimeStream Pretty Cure Copy and Paste Section If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. God is good. God is great! If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're not afraid to express your religion and fate and will protect it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Wario with a passion and would want to join me in burning him alive or some other gruesome and painful way in destroying him, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lord Lady Lex, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand. (WARIO SUCKS XD) If you're excited about the new Kid Icarus game copy and paste this into your profile. I know I am. If you think the Nintendo 3DS is goanna be awesome or you have it and it is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. (Nintendo 4 life! ;) Everyone is an idiot in some way (even me.) 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If Naruto shut down and disapeared from all media 90 percent of America's Child-Teen polulation would hide in their basements and eventually go insain. Post this on your profile if you are one of the 10 percent of America's child-Teen population that would not even care and watch Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, pokemon, or some other child obsessing Anime or cartoon. If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile! If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace or Facebook, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had to pluck a chicken or a cucoo, copy and paste this into your profile. It's disgusting. If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't lik ur girlfriend 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, The Nobody With A Heart, HostClubRegular10, knyghtstar, Yamikage -Shadow-, VampireOfTheNet, Almiaranger, Espeon 210, Shinyumbreon, dawnberlitzx3, Link's Little Brother, HyliansHero98, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, PrincessOfDestiny14, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! Now, for some more stuff that's a little bit sadder. One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other’s lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' Love vs. Sex Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a Now you have 2 choices: 1) Re post this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. And now, for some more fun stuff! Ninja Names!: Ever wonder what your ninja name really is? Well, with the help of this guide, you can find out. A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J-zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi My ninja name is Kedokukuta Kadochirimoshikuariari 'Arichikashimifu' Rikatote (Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand). Steps: 1. Seperate your name into 2 syllables (If your name has 3 letters, separate the 1st letter with the other 2 letters.) 2. Find your ninja name! *If you are satisfied, post this and your Ninja Name! on your profile.* By Ninja Mongoose. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! Ways to creep out your roommate: 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'' 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'' 10 commandments of a Teenager 1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long) 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Top-Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans 1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times. 2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna. 3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?") 4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link. 5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit." 6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body. 7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!" 8. Try to kill your own shadow. 9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf. 10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme. type ur name: Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand type ur name with ur knuckles: queen AujtnorsZAZS 'aqswtarcy' Hasnd (That was really bad.) type ur name with ur nose: Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand (Yay, no mistakes!) type ur name with ur feet: Quee n Au tr f hbo ress ;'Stzsrc y' h and (That was een worse than the knuckles!) type ur name with a pen without looking: QUEEN ATRGJFDXX DGDFVJ BDBH (I can't believe I got the first name right...) type ur name without looking: ueen Authpress 'Starcy Danf (Well, it was better than the feet.) type ur name with ur elbows: qikujswedwdesmnj k akuijfrkmjip;lwe3sazsxazs "zxsafrwde3sx 6tgy azs nhbjde (What the f(beep!)) type ur name with ur thumbs: Queen Aythoredd Starcy Hand (I mwas not focusing when I was diong the thumbs...) If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich. I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. stupid things that people do. (bold the ones that you have done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1. Pit Then ask the following questions What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? "Pit, what's wrong?" Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? "GET OUT OF HERE, SONIC!" (kicks Sonic to the moon) Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Oh...my...god. I never knew Peach and Wolf were in love! =3 Number 5 cooked you dinner? Me: Link, what is this suposed to be? Link: It's a Hylian delicacy. Me: Is it supposed to move? Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I'd take a peek at Sheik's true face. Number 7 suddenly conessed to be part of your family? Being part of the royal Hylian family? Cool! Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Nana: (on a hospital bed covered in bandaids) Why'd you take me to the desert? Me: I thought it would be fun. Number 9 made fun of all your friends? I'm not surprised. After all, Wolf is a bad guy. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Who wouldn't be ignored by Samus if it wasn't important? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Pit would disarm them, make them run away, and then kiss the OC that was with me, Rose, passionately. You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Roy would act like an overprotective big brother (even though I'm clearly older than him) and get me to the nearest hospital. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Sonic, why is there a chili dog in this box? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Peach would order all her servants to get me out, but by the time they do, I'm all burnt up. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do? Link would try to help me get out of it. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Pit: (stares at me in shock) I didn't know you... went that way. Me: I'm not! It's just a question to see how you would react! Pit: Oh. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Zelda would probably give me some good advice to help get me back on my feet so I can kill the old boyfriend. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? That b(beep!)ard Wolf doesn't even show up! You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Samus would probably blast me to the moon. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Isn't it obvious? He's so handsome, an angel and serves a goddess. What more do you want? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. I would beat Roy to a pulp, then tell Wolf so he can help me finish the job. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Maybe. It all depends on how Sonic's parents are like. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? Only if Sheik be a woman and Link isn't in love with Zelda, Ilia, Midna, Malon, etc. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Nothing or tell Sheik the problem and get killed ninja style. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind? Why won't Zelda stop staring at me? It will grow back. Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her? Don't worry, Nana. You'll find the man of your dreams someday. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what? I'll send an e-mail saying "Sorry, Wolf. I'm seeing someone else right now." You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: HOLY SH(BEEP!)T! I have to send this to Rose! (takes picture of Pit and Samus kissing with cell phone, sends it to Rose) Rose: (breaks down the door) SAMUS! (kicks Samus to the moon) You've noticed that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Sonic, Peach, what are you doing in there? Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? No way would Pit and Sheik be soul mates, especially if Sheik be a man. Would 2 trust 5? Of course Roy would trust Link. A swordsman always trust a fellow swordsman unless they both come from Fire Emblem. Then unless they're from the same game title, they hate each other. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Bye, Peach. Samus will blast you to the moon in 3...2...1. (Samus blasts Peach to the moon) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick? Probably about godesses since Pit and Link both serve some. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Since sheik can't cook, looks like Sonic will be making Chili Dogs. Again. 7 and 9 applied for a job. What job? I don't know. A stripper joint? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is this okay? NO! Nana can't cut hair and will probably kill Link if she doesn't keep her hand steady and aim away from the neck. 9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Maybe. If Wolf does a good job, guesses Sheik's sexuality correctly and Sheik is actually looking for someone. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? If Samus will catch Wolf before Fox does, what will you do with him? 1 accidentally kicked 10? Sorry, Pit, but I'm not getting between you and Samus since she's going to blast you to the moon in 3...2...1. (Samus blasts Pit to the moon) 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF. What would happen? Since Roy doesn't know how to work a cell phone or a computer, he has to rely on snail mail. Wolf accidentally gets the the mail and just throws it away. Problem solved. 5 and 6 did a workout together? Please let nothing bad happen. Please let nothing bad happen. (big crash) Oh dear! Something bad happened! 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Me: Must've got lost in the mail. Here you go, Sheik. (hands Sheik an invitation) Sheik: Thanks. 7 won the lottery? Zelda: I'M EVEN RICHER THAN BEFORE! 8 has quite the big secret. Nana's brother is really her husband! 9 became a singer? OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP! 10 got a daughter? Samus, when did that happen? (Samus blasts me to the moon) What would 1 think of 2? Pit: Roy is another brother from another mother and another world. How would 3 greet 4? Sonic: Hey, Peach. What would 4 envy about 5? Peach: Why does he get to travel around a giant kingdom while I have to be captured by a stupid, giant turtle? What dream would 5 have about 6? Link would dream about the time he and Sheik were in the Gerudo Desert. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Seriously? They're the same person! What would make 7 angry at 8? Zelda: NANA! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR TAKING ALL OF MY JEWELRY! Where would 8 meet 9? Only at the Smash Bros. tournament. What would 9 never dare tell 10? Wolf: I wouldn't even dare to talk to her! What would make 10 scared of 1? Samus: He as a powerful goddess, the author, and a obessed OC behind him. Is 3 gay? Sonic? Gay? Ha ha ha ha! That's a good one. How do you feel right now? Oh God... I just finished writing the last part of SSEC... I really don't know how to feel about that... 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Link: Zelda, why did you kidnap Roy? Zelda: (points gun to Roy's head who is tied to a chair) SHUT UP, LINK! Give me the Triforce of Courage or he's dead! Roy: Don't do it, Link! Zelda's not in her right mind! Zelda: Hell, I am too... (gunshot rings through abandon warehouse as Zelda's chest gets very bloody and she drops to the floor, dead) Me: (holding gun) What? No one else was gonna do it. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Long story short; Sonic leaves because there are no chili dogs and Nana has a good time with Peach. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? Since Sheik probably doesn't even have a house, it looks I'll be staying the night with Pit. 2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction? OH MY GOD! (blasts Roy and Zelda to the moon) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Nana: Shiek be a woman, right? Sheik: Nobody knows except for me. Why? Nana: Oh well. Either way, I would've done this. (Nana blows ice on Sonic and Sheik, freezing them) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7? Me: Help me! I've been jumped by... Peach? (Peach is holding a knife to my throat with a manical look on her face) Samus: I'm outta here. (leaves) Roy: I got you, Authoress! (runs up, stabs Peach in the head and saves me) Zelda: I could've totally done it. 1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Pit: HELP ME! (gets clobbered by fan firls that loves his cooking because it tastes like it was made by the hands of an angel... wait a minute) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose? Sonic: OH MY GOD! (sees Nana, Peach and Wolf in wedding dresses) NOT WOLF! Wolf: Get me out of this f(beep!)kin' dress! (leaves to take off the dress) Sonic: I'll have to say... Nana. Nana: Yay! (leaps into Sonic's arms while Peach runs away crying) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? Sonic: Wait! What did I do? Everyone else: You ate the last chili dog! Sonic: Oh. Well in that case, I'm outta here! (runs away before everyone does a dog pile on his) Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react. Priest: I pronounce you- (Nana barges into the church, very mad) Nana: HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING! (freezes everything and everyone in the church) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Sheik is just Zelda in disguise! 9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Wolf: Damn Fox, always trying to arrest me... (walks into the church, notices everything frozen) Uh... what happened when I was gone? |
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