Hijack Smut Week day 5: Threesome. Hijaccup, which means One Jack, Two Cups. Yes, I went there. This one is overall confusing, being that two of the characters involved are the same person, so I won't blame you if you decide it's too confusing to understand, really, but I kinda needed to do this at some point so yeah.

John, Karkat, and Dave are having one of their regular movie nights together at Dave's place. John is hit with many surprises that night that lead to much more for him as well. (Literally just PWP. No story. Just lots of threesome sex) (Warning: Troll Anatomy)

Strider twins Dirk and Dave desecrate a church confessional.

Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)

While stationed in Russia to test explosives, Alfred spends most of his time lounging around outside the base. One day he comes upon an ancient, strangely placed cemetery where there stands a mysterious statue of a man. Socially alone in an empty wasteland, Alfred finds comfort in befriending the statue as a human. Yet this statue is more than just stone. AU, IvanxAlfred.

The latest World Conference is being held in Russia, and America and England are complaining of the cold. Russia suggests his home is always warm, but what the cold nation doesn't expect, is that some fun, hot times turns into melting some of his "cold" heart. (From the authors of "Of Song and Claw".) UKRUSAME; Yaoi

Gilbert always started shit like this. It wouldn't have surprised anyone, really. After all, it was somewhat expected. PWP.

A brush of skin, a heavy sigh in the ear, and it begins again, that insatiable need they have of one another. And it was by no means perfect but it was theirs and that was perfection enough. / Sweden/Norway/Denmark for LJ's Nordic Jul Fest 2012.

On the way home from a ruined evening, Tony runs into a strange winged man, takes him home to allow him to heal. What happens next is entirely unpredictable. (FrostIron; condensed story; smut.) Birthday gift for Felifay on Tumblr.

Written as fill for the frostironprompt: "Loki Vibrator". {goo.gl/pFZfC — Story can also be read there.}

After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

During a midwinter storm, Merlin reveals one too many secrets. Arthur learns the truth hurts a lot more than the lies - especially coming from someone who is a bit more than a friend and a little less of an idiot and a whole lot more than Arthur's ever given him credit for. [magic!reveal, pre-s4]

Tony Stark has caught the eye of Loki, god of mischief. Tony is in a happy relationship with Steve Rogers. Steve isn't averse to new things especially with a little magical prompting. Some dubcon I guess. Established Tony/Steve. Loki/Tony. Loki/Tony/Steve. Loki/Loki. Oneshot. Complete.

Norway gets cursed and Denmark forces England to find a cure. Practically PwP, a oneshot for GarGoyl.

It will come back. AU; USUK; Merman!Alfred x Arthur

Artie is lovin' up on his favorite body pillow. USUK short and spicy!

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Since Sweden wouldn't go all the way, the sexually curious Finland let his imagination run wild using the plot of a Swedish legend he stumbled upon. Um, dragon and yaoi goodness ahoy?

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp

Loki's a tease even behind bars and Tony's terrible at being taunted. Cross-posted to Tumblr here:

Erika receives a mysterious CD one fateful day. Upon playing, she chooses Shizuo as her avatar and realizes that whatever she does, affects him in real life. Perhaps she can use this to make her Shizaya dreams reality...lemons in later chapters

A lazy Sunday morning with blind!Sweden and Finland

In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!

Romano wakes up feeling very weird. And there's three people in the same bed as him. To make matters worse, these people are France, Spain and Prussia. And he can't remember what happened last night... It must've been really bad. Count down in Minutes From Mayhem. Romano/Spain/Prussia/France. A lot of smut.

AU: In which Sebastian and Claude make a bet regarding a cake where the winner gets to top for the rest of the night. PWP but not. Maybe?

Kenny proves to Kyle that he does understand the value of a quality education. K2, very brief mentions of Stendy

His father had three months to buy him back from Master Riku. For now Sora was stuck in an enchanted palace with a cursed Beast. – RiSo.

During school, Germany has a rather inappropriate dream about his big brother and can't forgive himself. Will Prussia be able to change his mind? Germancest. Yaoi. 10th reviewer for each chapter will get story of their choice.

Prussia is ashamed of his feelings for Germany and hides them. He doesn't know that Germany is trapped in an even worse snare. He remains clueless about Germany's nightly visits to his bedroom and his being molested at night. SEQUEL ADDED!

This dumb. xD This very dumb LOL. Featuring pairings from South Park, Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Samurai Champloo, I Luv Halloween, OHSHC, FMA, KKM, Death Note, Bleach, and YuGiOh

A fairy-tale story of a selkie coming ashore to find a human mate and finding a stronger connection than he'd bargained for. KuroxFai. For Quin. Explicit

Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

When Shizuo dies, Izaya falls into a depression. Hoping to break him out of it and return him to his normal self, Shiki gives him Tsugaru. Izaya doesn't want to love anyone but Shizuo, but Tsugaru is determined to show him that he can fall in love again.

Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.

Tsugaru and Psyche have found each other at last... through the most heated enemies in Ikebukuro! Izaya/Shizuo, Izaya/Namie, Shizuo/Erika and even an Izaya/Anri. Mostly Shizaya. Plot with smut. Leave love :

It's their own secret tradition. Sweden/Denmark/Norway, threesome, smut

...of starting a relationship with Mr.Kitsune. Naruto contemplates starting a relationship with his teacher. KyuuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.

AU. Kurogane really should have known better than to go along with his friend Fuuma's birthday plans, especially when they involve strip clubs. He wasn't expecting these particular headline dancers, though. Kurogane/Fai/Yuui, lemon. Three parts total.

Shizuo falls in love with a faceless pianist – but when he finds out the virtuoso's identity, will his attitude change?

AU. Sex therapist Francis Bonnefoy leads a monogamous life with his lover Antonio, and especially loves the way they spend their Fridays... this one in particular. Domestic fluff, Spain/France, yaoi

Summary: Rating has changed to M! Kaito is exhausted after a long day of school and tutoring. But going straight home is not an option for a mysterious blue butterfly that spirits him away from reality to its master's home...

YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-

This follows 'The Gathering' in the timeline. Turkey has grand baths and schools Greece as to their uses. Warning: underage dub-con, hanky-panky in a public bath.

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

Yugi is a werewolf. Yami is the new Beta of the pack. Alpha Atem is the on thing separating them. When Yugi Pledges his love to Yami Atem offers him a deal: if Yugi defeats him in the Wild Hunt he will be Yami's mate, he fails, he's banished from the pack

LUCKY, Yaoi, AU. Lavi had always at least half-believed the legends about men and women who could turn into wolves; there were too many stories from too many parts of the world about men-wolves for the tales to be dismissed entirely...

The only thing Mikuo expected to get out of his suicide attempt was a broken bicycle. Now he has Akaito. Oh, and The Haganes, but you haven't heard of an obscure travelling band like them. yaoi shounen-ai Diary format. all genres