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Joined 04-08-11, id: 2831971, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
Author has written 5 stories for South Park, and Fairly OddParents.

Hi there! Welcome to my FanFiction page! :)

I'm far too complex to describe in one paragraph... but I'll try. :P

Her name is far from subtle. Eight letters with a Italian Origin. She took her first breath on June 12th. She strides across the Earth with a bounce in her step, an optomistic smile plastered across prominent features. A warm tan complexion compliments her thin, delicate lips. She has silky chocolate tresses that fall just below her shoulders. They're often curled in little whisps at the tips. Dark chocolate at the top slowly transforms into a soft golden on their journey down. She's dubbed a bit strange... but she's wise in her own way. Deep within a roar of depression tugs at her, and the crude insults of others further enrage it. Tears continually cascade from those soft brown irises, like a cave that reaches into the depth of the earth, just begging to be explored. She snarls cruel and vindictive words to the ones she loves without truly meaning to. To protect her weaker half, she wears a sarcastic mask that hides who she truly is. Not even the two that gave birth to her can break the barier she has built. Her mother and father hate eachother, and this sneering hatred rebounds against her. The widened eyes of a child used to whisper to her mother: "Will you and Daddy ever divorce?". Questions like this were asked because the child had a particular knack for reading people, and she always knew something was wrong. Her mother would only smile good-naturedly and cradle her, telling her she was being foolish. Well, two months her 11th Christmas she was proved right. She begged her mother to wait before telling her dad, to let her have one last normal holiday. Her mother promised...and broke that promise the following November. Her life began tumbling down, and she crumbled. Every night falling to her matress with such easy defeat. She tries her best to shelter her brother from the monster that roars inside her, depression. Crimson tears leak from her wrist by her own hand as the jeers of others echo through her ears. "Stupid bitch... Worthless... Useless... A waste..." She had been told that so much she had actually believed it. She had no one... eventually, she pulled herself up again, but the remains of that fallen girl still remain, clawing at her from within every day. She still wears the mask, yet she's still hurt. She never lets anyone in, it's hard to trust someone after being lied to so many times... Are you perhaps the one to delve deep inside them, finding the person locked within?

There's my totally emo but true paragraph.

Anyway, I'm a writer. :D A wannabe novelist. :3

Story Updates:

FOP-Crimson Kissed Roses: It will have slow updates, it won't be one of my main projects.

FOP-A Vicious Avatar Rip Off: I need to invent a new title for it... egh... anyway, slow updates. But it will get better!

SP-Invisible: Complete.

SP-Chicken: Future One-shot I'm working on. Will be uploaded soon. KyMan.

SP-The Eyes Of A Child: Complete.

FOP-Ignorance Is Bliss: Complete.

FOP-You. Me. It's that simple: Will be uploaded when I finish first chapter. It will be my main project. ^w^

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Goodnight by Queen Reverie reviews
Anti-Cosmo pays his favorite godchild a late night visit.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Timmy, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Kyman: Look Closer by LoveSouthParkXKyman4 reviews
Cartman, has to admit it. He has a thing for kyle. Kyman . Kyle X Cartman 3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Faults by Commander reviews
The faults that run through your life can drive away the few people left who are close to you... especially when you believe they're all your fault. And that you don't deserve another chance. And yet... he's still there. One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Cosmo, Poof - Complete
On This Couch by Commander reviews
What does it take to make a baby? A couch, a large portion of magic, a checkers board, and lots and lots of laughter... but no blowtorches. Seriously. Put that thing away. One-shot.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [Wanda, Cosmo] - Complete
Cold by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Blatant Forrest Gump Rip Off by Commander reviews
Being an idiot ain't no box of cheese.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,741 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - [Cosmo, Wanda] - Complete
Honeymoon's Peace by Trixie21 reviews
Cosmo and Wanda have just begun their life together...what thoughts pervade on the honeymoon? Yes, it gets lemony, so kids, please steer clear. If you don't like lemons, then please don't read! OMG! There's a Chapter 2!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
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Crimson Kissed Roses reviews
Anti-Cosmo is playing a dangerous game... Warning: Slow Updates, Future Lemon Scenes, and later language
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Anti-Cosmo, Cosmo
The Eyes Of A Child reviews
Crayons. A feast to the eyes. A wonderful tool to apease the imagination. In this case, they are being gripped by the infantile fingers of Ike Broflovski. He would go to any length to make sure his artwork is delivered to its new owner. Brotherly Fluff.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B.
Ignorance Is Bliss
"Ignorance is bliss". There couldn't be a statement more wrong. I'm missing something...a memory far too important for me to have forgotten. Dark. May be confusing.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Timmy
A Vicious Avatar Rip Off
Being apart of this world isn't a dream. Please note, this project is on Hiatus. :
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda
Invisible reviews
Wendy Testaburger and Stan Marsh are back together, did Kyle have feelings for her? How does Cartman get involved? He lets out a long bottled up speech that tells all. One-Shot. Pure Crap. Rated T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman