Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH

Poison Ivy has acquired a child ... and a little girl has acquired a new mother. Lullabies are always more interesting when sung by a Rogue.

His daughter was not someone who trusted easily, especially after her time at court, but she seemed to have taken a reluctant liking to the one they had nicknamed the Bull. He shook his head. What was it with Starks and Baratheons?

This was the way the Doctor wanted to remember her. Ten/Rose

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

1994 was the year that The Cranberries lingered on our radios and Jordan Catalano was still the hottest boy we could imagine. But it was also the year that Bella Swan decided to keep a diary. A record of her actions. A place to share her thoughts.

The pointless, plot-less rom-com AU where Dean accidently sends a text to the wrong number and finds himself interested in Castiel.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

All of the Cullens are married to one another by virtue of coven tradition, a premise first introduced in the story First Night. This is an exploration of this unique coven dynamic, told from C's & B's POV. Carlisle/Bella included, but not exclusive.

And one time he doesn't. Fluffy goodness, oneshots, more info inside.

Rose finds a way to get the Doctor to return home as quickly as possible, and makes sure that he'll always keep his new phone on him at all times. Ten II/Rose

Carlisle has buried himself with work, but when the family stages an intervention exploring his darkest fantasies, he will learn something important about himself, and which fantasy he needs to be a reality. TwiKinkFest. Carlisle/All. AU. HEED WARNINGS!

Five times the Master supposedly tried to kill Rose Tyler, and one time he really didn't, not even slightly, thank you very much. Mainly Ten/Rose, but also every combination of Ten/Rose/Simm!Master.

The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY

Bella has her future all planned out: job, husband, kids. But before real life begins, Edward told her to let loose & have fun. To experience life. There are two experiences she wants, Emmett and Jasper. Written for Twilight Kink fest

Transformers: Prime Universe; A Prime, a medic, and a bad temper get stuck in a cave. Hey, come on, this cliché is so popular, they even did it on the show! Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.

New Witfit Stories, this time told one by one. "Sultry", "Malicious".

There's nothing normal about growing up hounded by the media, with parents who are from different universes and a sister who frequently saves the world from aliens with her only-partly-human significant other. Tony Tyler doesn't mind, though. Rose/Ten II

Harley gets caught by Batman during a failed bank heist. See where it took her :D This will be mature and this will have smut. Enjoy! Please read and review!

3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH

Harley tries to sneak into the Joker's bed at night but he's not having any of it.

Summary: Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal. Sam/Bumblebee

Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-

How Draco&Pansy became Draco and Pansy.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Bumblebee was thrilled when the other Autobots started landing on Earth. At first. Sort of Bumblebee/Sam. Kind of Bumblebee/Sideswipe. Look, it's complicated! It's also SLASH, be warned!

Pippin and Merry go out Apple picking and Pippin's usual mischief leads to something more. Slashy. enjoy !

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

The Late Night Musings of This Threesome. Fred/Scabior/George. Slightly AU.

Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.

After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella

Implied Ten/Rose. Sometimes it's the temptations you didn't even realise were there that can impact your life the most.

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

When Sam gets soaked and muddy, his wash at the Autobot Base is quite different from what he was expecting. Slash.

He came to her, a dark shadow stepping into the gold and blue light of the TARDIS core and every part of her was suddenly on fire, confused by his expression but wanting more of it. She was his last stop, always. Mature Oneshot. Enjoy, Ten/Rose shippers.

A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.

COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.

Ten/Rose. AU. Stuck on Krop Tor indefinitely, with the TARDIS out of reach, Rose tries to find ways to help the Doctor deal with the loss. She eventually realises that he's not the only one who needs help.

Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash

Nine/Rose. The Doctor takes Rose somewhere different to show her how he sees the world.

BAI-B series Part 1. Travelling across universes is like visiting Paris. Exactly like visiting Paris, actually. And Rose finds that the Doctor wasn't kidding about kissing complete strangers. It's just that he's not a stranger to HER. Nine/Rose

Five times Lucy Pevensie fell in love, and the aftermath. Lucy/OMCs, Lucy/Caspian, Lucy/Sea Girl, Lucy/Christ.

While out for a ride, Morgana comes across a peasant woman in distress. When Uther refuses to offer aid, Morgana sets off alone and Merlin tags along. Set between seasons one and two. Slight M/M.

When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

An ancient artifact makes Sheppard act like he's three years old. McKay/Sheppard, Lorne/Parrish

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.

Alice has an "orgasmic" vision and decides to make it a reality, with Jasper's consent. Written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for All Series. AU/Eclipse. M for SMUT. AlicexJasper with a surprising twist. You have been warned.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.

Mary Bennet, we read in Pride and Prejudice, lived a less secluded life after the marriages of her sisters. Did she rusticate a spinster forever? I choose to say she did not. Here, then, is a happy ending of two sorts for Mary Bennet. One-shot.

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

A winner in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge, this is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.

My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.

Five things that might have been, and one thing that was, in the lives of Caspian Tenth of that name and his lady, the star’s daughter. Very canon, because I believe Suspian should be firmly kept in movieverse.

After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK

*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*

*Transferred in full to 'Experiments in Human Nature'*

Obscure, postHBP look at Pansy.

An introspective piece from Susan's point of view: the lapsed queen of Narnia.

SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.

So, Sheppard is really getting tired of being held at spear point for his own good, let alone in a dark cave at the edge of a village run by sadistic native elders. " Warning: Mild Slash.

*SLASH* Eh, we've all had that younger tagalong following us around at least once in our lives, haven't we? Set far before LOTR, Pippin and Merry aren't quite best friends yet.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Seven years after her time in the Labyrinth, Sarah is still dealing with the after effects.