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Joined 06-16-11, id: 2995305, Profile Updated: 09-18-17
Author has written 19 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

Hey! I'm FlamingMooseNinjaOfEpicness.


I'm timelord-of-221b on tumblr, so feel free to add me :)


I, FlamingMooseNinjaOfEpicness, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum.


Stuff I like!

Bands/artists:
Panic at the Disco
Radiohead
My Chemical Romance
AWOLNATION
Hank Green
Neutral Milk Hotel
Fall Out Boy

TV shows:
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Orphan Black
Once Upon A Time

Movies:
Megamind
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
The Avengers
The Matrix

Books:
Harry Potter
The Fault in Our Stars
Paper Towns
Looking for Alaska
Ugh so many others but I'm tired and can't think right now

Animes/Mangas:

Ouran High School Host Club
Fruits Basket
Hetalia Axis Powers
Death Note
Chobits
The Cat Returns
My Neighbor Totoro
Darker Than Black
Spirited Away
Howl's Moving Castle
Pokemon
Full Metal Alchemist
Soul Eater
Angelic Layer
Sands of Destruction
Black Butler
Baka And Test

Websites:

youtube.com

Favorite youtubers:
Paint
charlieissocoollike
the vlogbrothers
nerimon

Birthday:
February 27. And no, I'm not telling y'all the year! (I cant believe I just said "y'all"...)

OTPs:

Homestuck: DaveJohn, DaveJade, JohnKat, DaveKat, DirkJane, KatNep, KatFef

Doctor Who: River/Eleven, Amy/Rory, Captain Jack/EVERYONE IN THE WORLD

Sherlock: Johnlock, Irene/Molly, Mycroft/John

Harry Potter: Severus/Lily, Sirius/Remus, Albus/Gellert, Draco/Luna, Draco/Harry, Neville/Luna

Host Club: Tamaki/Haruhi, Tamaki/Kyoya, Hikaru/Kaoru, Mori/Hunny, Renge/Tamaki

Furuba: Tohru/Kyo, Yuki/Haru, Shigure/Ayame, Shigure/his editor, Hanna/Uo

Hetalia: Gerita, Grepan, USUK, FrUK, Chibitalia/Holy Roman Empire, Spamano

Death Note: Light/L, L/Misa, Matsuda/Sayu

There's probably a billion more but I'm running on very few hours of sleep right now so I can't think of any more at the moment.


I Love Quotes!

Yay! The kitty didn't kill Matt Smith! -iggsplosives

La la la la la... This blasted piece of tape! -fangs girl17

What's the point of having a rabid honey badger if you can't use it in combat? -me while playing Dungeons and Dragons

The hand is the size of a gelatinous cube! The hand is the size of a gelatinous cube! The hand is the size of a gelatinous cube! OH MY GOD! -assorted people while playing D&D

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are book which you can't tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Some infinities are bigger than other infinities." -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we'd done were less real and important than they had been hours before.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be a malevolent force in the lives of people I loved.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'
'Seventeen,' Gus corrected.
'I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
'I'm telling you,' Isaac continued, 'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
'But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.'
I was kind of crying by then.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“That’s what I believe. I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is improbably biased toward consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys its elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it- or my observation of it- is temporary?” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“All salvation is temporary,' Augustus shot back. 'I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one's gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that's not nothing.' ” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“You’re arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is fragile and rare. But that’s a lie, and you know it.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come
Pigfarts Pigfarts yum, yum, yum! -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical

"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'"- Ron-HP-CoS

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

I'm still not a ginger!? - The 11th Doctor, Doctor Who

"You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger! You know what I would give her on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty.. I would give her an 8.. 8.5.. or a 9.. Not, not over a 9.8 cause there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it!"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never argue with me. I'll just drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!" -Vizzini, The Princess Bride

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. -A French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. -GLaDOS, Portal 2

Well, I guess we need to sit here and glare at one another until one of us dies. -GLaDOS, Portal 2


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I ran a couple of competitions on the fantastic forum HPFC, and here are the winners of them!

The Ten Commandments - Competition

First Place: Eriru-chan170

Second Place: Couture Girl

Third Place: DarkLord667

The Legacy Affect - Competition

First Place: DarkLord667

Second Place: Black Rose Blue

Third Place: HeadlessHuntsman

All are excellent authors, make sure to check them all out :)

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Between two Worlds by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "Do you know to whom you are speaking?" The blond smiled. It was an unpleasant, deprecating sneer. "Oh, I do, Your Highness. But you know what? I don't give a damn."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,637 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Against the Odds by Someone aka Me reviews
Percy tells himself that he is satisfied with simply being best mates, satisfied with the way things are. After all, it's just a crush, right? And he won't risk losing this friendship – this unlikely, perfect friendship – for anything. Percy/Oliver. :: Won Best Written, Best Characterization, Reilly's Judge's Choice, and tied for Best Overall in the HPFC fic exchange!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
of laptops and time bombs by daffidil reviews
When Sherlock breaks into John's laptop, hoping to find some case-info, he's more confused than anything else... John? Really!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Veni Vidi Vici by paluga reviews
Iggy has a dark secret and past from the school... darker than the other's. What happens when that nightmare comes back to life and kidnaps Iggy? WARNING: Non-graphic sexual abuse!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Honor and Loyalty by Eriru-chan170 reviews
Luna stumbles across a girl who hates magic. In Hogwarts. She's a witch, but hates witches. How does Luna respond to her breakdown? For the 10 Commandments Competition on HPFFC! K for references to religions, evil, and the nature of evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Worthless by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
Throughout her life Merope knew one thing: She was worthless. Her father and Tom made that clear. Mentions of abuse. Written for Fanfiction Idol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Forever and Forever Farewell by theredrobin reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster, your story was not over yet.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hazel L. - Complete
Grenade by Casyn reviews
This is a "The Fault in Our Stars" poemfic. Read and review, please and thank you.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hazel L. - Complete
Expectations by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
This story was written for Morning Lilies Photo Album Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Always by rainydaydreams reviews
He's just another skinny white boy with daddy issues. :: Sam. Freeverse.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sam G.
Letters To No One by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
Hermione is given an assignment and must write a series of heartfelt letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5587 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Life is Pain, Highness by victorionious reviews
The thoughts behind Westley's actions when he and Buttercup are reunited after Vizzini's death, before she knows it's really him.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
The Riddlyr by Armageddon Child reviews
I am the beginning. I am the end. I am every drop of blood you've ever split, every child you've ever killed, every soul you've ever damned... see inside for full introduction
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
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Bottlecaps reviews
Neville's first visit to see his parents after they were put in the Permanent Patients Ward in St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
The Voices reviews
It wasn't a secret that Lysander was a bit… off. He always had a far-off look in his eyes like he was a million miles away and when he did speak it was of the most peculiar things. But soon Lorcan realized that there was something seriously wrong with his brother. And the horrors that Lysander needs to face might push him to do something horrible. Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
The Locked Room reviews
After the events of the Reichenbach Fall, Sherlock can't stay away from John forever. Five years later he comes back to 221b Baker Street to find that another crime has been committed during his absence, and this time it has to do with a very close friend of his. Extremely slight Sherlock/John slash, don't like don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Turning Point reviews
This is the story of what happened that night in Godric's Hollow. Rated M for dark themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Voldemort, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Windows of Past reviews
Five years after he needed to leave, Dudley Dursley returns to 4 Privet Drive hoping to find some peace within himself, regretting all that he did to the peculiar boy, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Dudley D.
Free reviews
After Ariana's funeral, Aberforth explodes at Albus and blames her death completely on him. Devastated, Albus goes to his only friend, Gellert Grindlewald's house and the two of them have a night in. Albus/Gellert slash, don't like don't read. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Together reviews
Remus and Tonks' final moments together during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Randomness reviews
I was given ten completely random prompts, and expected to make a coherent story out of them. Well... This is it I guess. Voldemort is Luke's real father, Draco grows a world-dominating beard, and Neville learns to play guitar. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
Draconic Eclipse reviews
Shortly after Luna graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she has correspondences via letter with Charlie Weasley when he's in Romania studying dragons. AU, as if Charlie and Luna had been dating. I apologize for any OOC-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Luna L., Charlie W.
Abbey Road reviews
During Severus' third year at Hogwarts, he spends time with the one girl that has ever won his heart, Lily Evans. A compilation of song-fics based off of The Beatles' album, Abbey Road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Greater Good reviews
A drabble collection about Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindlewald's relationship, from when they met to the Final Battle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Lupinotuum reviews
Written for I Am A Book Ninja's contest, "Princess Bride Quote Challenge". Lupin tell the Marauders that he's a werewolf, and recounts the experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Remus L.
Redemption reviews
Written for stringing.words.together's challenge, "What happened to them? - A Post-Hogwarts Challenge/Competition". When Draco needs to send Scorpius to his first year at Hogwarts, he has a few wrongs he needs to right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Romantic Drabbles reviews
Five different romantic drabbles with five different pairings. Written for HedwigBlack's challenge, Romantic Drabbles Challenge. Probably very AU and OOC, as I'm not good at writing romance and the ships are strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Curious Plight of Fred Weasley reviews
When Fred Weasley takes a mysterious potion, things go slightly askew. Written for MissSadieKane's competition, "It's a Boy Girl Thing - Competition". I apologize for any OOC-ness. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Raven and the Serpent reviews
Written for swimmergir101's competition, "Heartbreak Competition". AU, I apologize for and OOC-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Mother reviews
We all have a secret, don't we? Even Hogwarts students. Especially an honor student, one that goes by the name of Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Cedric D. - Complete
Always reviews
During Severus's fifth year at Hogwarts, he writes a letter to Lily that stays unsent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Searching for the Shadow reviews
On Hiatus! Fang leaves. Again. And Max is devastated. Again. Fang thinks that it's for their own good, and he tries to find his "other flock". But when he meets someone from his past that can help him, things go a little off-track. Rated T for swearing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Fang, Max