HI!! i have finally found the time to actually make a profile and start writing!! im a 15 almost 16 year old girl and i live the U.S.A. somewhere that has rarely been heard of. im in 10th grade and the year has been pretty good so far! band definitely is the best class ever!! as u probably can tell i play the flute!

my friends have used fanfiction for a while and im really exicited to start!! my fav manga\animes are naruto, fruits basket, ouran high school host club, pandora hearts, black butler\kuroshitsuji, death note and hetalia. i hope to write stories for all of them and for maximum ride! knowing me, i will probably write fluff pieces but i hope i can expand and write some more serious stories.

fav books- maximum ride series, gingerbread, shrimp, any nicholas sparks books, princess diaries series, jinx, pendragon series

fav movies- dear john, last song, the parent trap

fav tv shows- big bang theory, make it or break it, gilmore girls, friends, bridezillas

fav bands\artists- 3 days grace, skillet, taylor swift, david archuleta, bach

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? gaara, neji, choji, hinata, sasuke, and rock lee!!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuSaku NaruHina

3. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? no, but i hope i can in the future!!

4. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: volumes 1-6, 10,11, and 12. and i have someposters, but they are just not up yet

5. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? i would love to have a relationship with neji!

6. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!! no duh!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku!!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? i love both of them the same!!

10. Your favorite Akatsuki member? definitely itachi. he is the best one out of all of them even though i don't really like him

11. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pro-sasuke. i reallly like his character!!!

12. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no, i have read up to 23 in the series, watched some shippuden, and have seen 3 of the movies ( the only one's that were in our library =p)

13. Have you read all the chapters so far? nope, i have read up to book 23, idk which chapter is the last one in the book

14. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ohhhh ya!!

14. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? pro sakura. she was kinda annoying but im used to her now

15. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? he kinda is a mix of both. he really is a nerd but i still love him!!

16. Which character would be the best crossdresser? i think gai would be the best. i can just picture him in a dress, stilettos, and a BUNCH of makeup =p

17. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? awesome!!!!! i love him, he is defnitely one of my fav characters!!!

18. Do you like Naruto fanfics? ohhhh ya!!!!!

19. Do you write Naruto fanfics? i will eventually

20. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? kinda. i try to explain it to my mom, but i think she just gets annoyed

21. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? no, but i will.

22. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? no

23. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? me and my best friend have started to get one of our bestfriends to start reading it and watching it

24. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no, but i have been reading it and people look at me like im insane

25. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this? no, but i have been daydreaming about it.

26. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not really for school, but it has pretty much transformed my life

27. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? at times i have been

28. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? not really, but i want to see what kakashi is soooo obsessed about

29. Do you draw Naruto fanart? no, only caiuse im a horrible artist

Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? not really...

31. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? it definitely has!!!!!!!!!!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. rock lee

2. neji

3. gai

4. kakashi

5. sakura

6. shikamaru

7. gaara

8. naruto

9. sasuke

10. hinata

11. choji

12. temari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

shikamaru and choji - nope. it probably would be a really cute story though. unless it was romantic, then it might be slightly strange

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

kakashi - i guess he isn't that bad...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

temari and naruto - i would be kinda freaked out

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

sasuke - yes i have read abunch of them, including a really cute one that midnight'ssong22 wrote =)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

neji and shikamaru - no. that probably would end badly

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

def five\nine (sakura ans sasuke) its perfect!!!!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

gaara walked in on temari and neji. he would walk in, look, and grunt

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

gai and hinata.

summary- gai meets hinata and eventually trains her to be the best female ninja ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

rock lee and naruto. no it would be an extremely serious one that probably would envolve them killing each other

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

gaara and temari. Sibling Love. ( if gaara would became capable to feel love )

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

choji. no, but i wish they would

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

neji, kakashi, and sakura. no, but an intense battle type thing might be good

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

if she was capable of yelling, she would yell something like " this is for you naruto!!!!!"

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

sasuke. it would be world so cold by 3 days grace

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

rock lee, shikamaru, and temari. this may contain some sexual language

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

hinata on neji. " we may be cousins, but that shouldn't stop us!"

17) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

choji on neji and naruto. idk what exactly but something about food and how they would be killing hinata

18) How emo is Seven?

gaara. he seems pretty emo but inside he is just a teddy bear =)

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

justin

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

yellow

3. Your first initial?

i

4. Your month of birth?

october

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

august

7. Your favorite number?

9

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

i wish i had a bunny

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this your profile.

If you LOVE Cascada, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel, TeMaRi - SwEeTeSt SiN, NamineInWonderland, Midnight'ssong22, bbflute

If you LOVE Three Days Grace, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name HERE: Midnight'ssong22, bbflute

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

I AM A GAARA LOVER!! Copy and paste, my fellow Gaara lovers..we must all unite!!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, bellabookworm9,Ginormous Funtastic Everything, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Sakura's-Perverted-Inner, Gir Lovah, AuroratheFallenAngel, Midnight'ssong22, bbflute

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather DIE then have to listen to a political speech, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Rixclassa, Midnight Insomniac, Midnight'ssong22, bbflute

~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

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"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto Are Not Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile! BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT!!

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Do you like me?

Sasuke: Not really.

Sakura: Do you want me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you cry if I left?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you live for me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you do anything for me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Choose--me or your life?

Sasuke: My life.

Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have friends that are picked on because they are homosexual and you want to beat the living daylights out of those bullies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a girl who can live without make-up and doesn't have to get up at five in the morning to do her hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love chocolate as much as i do, copy this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flamethrowers at your command, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have a best friend who is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you are a Procrastination addict.

If you're against animal cruelty(horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this, put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind person of who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Can I have your phone number; I seem to have lost mine

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn)

Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Best Friends: They say they're hard to find and that's cause the best are already mine.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I do (Copy & Paste)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you tried singing both songs in your head simultaniously, and you got a headache because of that.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

Tater tots taste good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Crap … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that what you do is pathetic copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that you have no life or think you have no life copy and paste this to your profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, SharinganAngel, A-Hime, fullmetal'sgirl92, EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan, Ritsuka Elric, Sweetpea12767, bbflute

If you believe Hannah Montana and the cast of HSM and HSM2 must perish in fire, copy and paste this to your profile, and wish they'll burn.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...wait, what was I doing again?

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist , Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.
Text you.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Like, trying to bite people like a vampire!! :D)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI , so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a current or former CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.