Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.

Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

Alone, and on the run for days, Luke Skywalker is begining to despair. He desperately needs to escape the chasing storm troopers commanded by Darth Vader - the man who only a few short weeks ago claimed to be his father. L/V L/M

AU. Vader's one regret is having to watch the only man who truly cared about him be destroyed; he would do anything to have Obi-Wan again. With the aid of the force, this chance is given, but with a twist. Now Vader is bent on getting Obi-Wan back. And this time he will keep him. Forever. Redemption fics, all around!

A mixture of 100 word drabbles capturing moments in time. Many are series of drabbles with a common story thread. Others are stand alone. Mainly Luke/Vader or a Dark Luke, but also Mara, Han, Leia, Beru, Owen, Palpatine, Obi-Wan, Wedge, et al

Sequel to "Catch and Release." It has been three months since everything, but with the entry of a new villain, a bed-ridden Batman, and Scarecrow's new toxins, will it work out for Jonathan and Bruce?

AU – Blood. There was so much blood, and it wasn't coming off. Sometimes he wondered if the future truly was worth living for. Then Carvahall happened. Rated for disturbing elements. Please read the warnings. Eventual M/E

CONTENT BEING REVISED. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ. Find me at www dot nicolinamartin dot com

AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.

The Alliance has fallen into a very well laid trap and now Luke has no choice but to hand himself over to Vader. But what does the father have in store for the son? Can Luke handle the torture and the ruthless tactics of the Empire or will he be forced to surrender and embrace the dark side? (Dark!AU set after ESB. Rated T for violence.)

AU. Drama teacher Eames and Math teacher Arthur couldn't be more different, but the former is determined to break through the other man's shields and the latter is determined to put the sexy Brit in his place once and for all. Just who will win?

So our dear Nat's getting one year older. And Bartimaeus just HAS to be there. So what will he do? He can't ruin EVERYTHING, can he?

Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.

Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.

Formerly titled "The Good Son". DID: a condition wherein a person's identity is fragmented into two or more distinct personalities. Or, where Anakin Skywalker makes it his life's goal to drive Darth Vader to the brink of insanity. His four year old son spectates.

Unable to stand the suit any longer, Darth Vader uses illegal cloning technology to create a copy of himself with the aim of transferring his memories into the clone. But unforeseen circumstances forces him to put his plans into effect earlier than planned. Unfortunately, the new body is...a tad younger than expected. Warning: first few chapters are short.

A sort of retelling of Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast', with Detective Blake taken hostage by Bane and forced to stay in his company while the two figure each other out.

The obligatory Hogwarts AU fic for the Bartimaeus fandom. When you mix four students from each of the houses, eight days of detention, and a narcissistic professor with a dark secret hidden up his sleeve what do you get? Chaos. And that's just the beginning. (Cover done by saucydrawing on tumblr)

Beginnt kurz vor den Ereignissen auf Hoth. Darth Vader gewinnt einen Freund und findet erst seinen Sohn, dann seine Tochter... AU, einige Kapitel mit leichtem Slash, deshalb M. Reviews erwünscht! WIP. - Star Wars gehört mir nicht, ich spiele nur damit.

What if Anakin had won the battle on Mustafar? Instead of killing Obi-Wan, Anakin captures him. Now in the possesion of the Empire, Obi-Wan must fight to stay alive. Will he escape? AU, slash in later chapters.

Discontinued. When Saphira hatched for Eragon every rider in Alagesia felt it. No one realized that Galbatorix used that energy to locate them until it was too late and a Shade was at their door.

Jonathan Crane escaped from Arkham and started a new life in Chicago. Then was forced to start over yet again. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to bring him back to justice. Wayne/Crane

Batman needs Crane's help and kidnaps him from Arkham. But is there anything left of Jonathon's mind? And is Bruce loosing his soul? Now with a sequel in which a promise is broken and revenge is required.

Alagäsia steht kurz vor der finalen Schlacht gegen den Tyrannen Galbatorix. Eine Schlacht, die die Zukunft von Generationen bestimmen wird und die zwei Brüder zu Feinden gemacht hat. Doch wo Dunkelheit ist, da ist auch Licht... Eragon/Murtagh Band 1-3 Cover artwork: HotaruYagami

Sequel to Shadows Suit Me. Following seven years of drug abuse and severe depression after killing his father, Luke is beginning to get his life back on track. Now, he realizes that he has to understand Vader before he can truly let him go. To confront Vader means confronting the darkness in his own past, taking responsibility for his actions, and accepting his feelings for Leia.

Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.

Bartimaeus is pretty sure that Honorius the librarian is a zombie. There are no if's, and's, or but's about it. So he puts together a special team to take him out. Second year drabble based off of my other work, Bartimaeus and the Something of Something. Also a late birthday present for JTJonah.

An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.

A horrifying fact is revealed to Darth Vader. Initially, a Luke/Vader Writers challenge fic entry. Expanded.

When the Joker is in need of help one night, he relies on a certain billionaire for support not knowing Gotham will never be the same again. Through loss, scars, and death the two find they need eachother more than previously thought. mpreg slash death

Bruce receives a letter from Joker, stating that the clown is in trouble. It's just not the kind of trouble Bruce expects. Crack, BatJokes (Batman/Joker) sides.

It's Christmas time and a temporary truce has been formed between the villains and heroes of Gotham City. But, will everything go as planned?

Jonathan Crane does not like Christmas. Unfortunately, it comes anyway.

Unable to escape Vader at Bespin, Luke was captured and taken to Bast Castle where the Sith is determined to persuade him to the Dark side. Unknowingly, Luke reveals his secrets to the Dark Lord…

Galbatorix may be mad, but his sick sense of humor is bound to make up for it. Atra edoc'sil mor'ranr lifa unin hjarta onr!

Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart

"There was no Jackson Rippner on that flight." Lisa finds herself being treated as the villain instead of the victim. Now she is on the run, and only one man can help her. After all, how can Jackson Rippner be dead if he was never on the Red Eye?

The battle is lost. To ensure his victory, Voldemort strikes a deal with the Light. He takes an Oath that no one shall die in this new kingdom of his, unless they rebel . In return, he asks for two things. The people's submission and that of their Savior.

When sick Nathaniel becomes a Child of the Other Place, he doesn't know that it just might save him later... Or will it? At first, Pre-Ptolemy's Gate, then Post-Ptolemy's Gate. (This is a re posting under a new Username, I was previously BartixNat)

In another life, Harvey dent is a cactus, the Joker is a fish and Rachel Dawes is a hamster. In another life, they live happily ever after.

Very dark. After the destruction of the Death Star, Luke struggles with feelings of guilt about his actions, and seeks 'punishment'. Rated M for slash, mature themes, torture, BDSM, incest.

Six months after the Crystal Palace incident, Bartimaeus is being summoned again. His reaction is not really pleasant when he finds out Nathaniel never died in the first place, and has summoned Bartimaeus again. Nathaniel x Bartimaeus.

AU: taken by slavers at age 3, Luke grows up only known as "Specter," the most infamous assassin in the galaxy. When Leia's captured by Vader, Luke's hired to rescue her. Only, Han & Chewie show up, taking Kenobi to Alderaan & Vader senses his old master's presence. With the galaxy now at the mercy of the Death Star, Luke must choose: remain in the shadows or embrace a new destiny.

A tale of how an brothers unknown to each other meet, and ultimately realize their feelings ... An AU fic, set in the modern world that contains incest and homosexuality, so if that offends you, simply don't read. Aside from that, enjoy, and hopefully review! :D

"It's not who I am, but what I do, that defines me..."- Rachel: "Bruce?" -"Well, who'd you'd think it would be, woman?" -"Umm..." -"Forget it, gotta save Gotham!" -"Wait! Alfred?" Batman turned: "Are you serious?"

Gotham's scum have changed tact, and have lowered their game. It's starting to drive Batman crazy, and he needs to work out why they're switching from planting bombs to sending used tissues through the mail, growing flowers and throwing ice cubes at the general public. Before it's too late. Multi-chap, total crack, Swearing. Almost-AU.

"Some wars cannot be won with swords." Fantasy AU: Lady al-Ghul rewards her loyal knight Sir Bane with his rival as a new manservant. Bane/Blake, multiple pairings. Angst, lies, and dysfunctional relationships. Complete at last.

"Please Garrow, please my dear brother...please take care of my children for me. Promise me you will..." His little sister fell to the ground, her eyes wide and begging, her face tear stained. How could he ever say no? Female Eragon, EragonxMurtagh. T for now

Through a new program his mom went through Eragon Rider is finding that having a brother thats the same age as you is awesome. but hes also finding himself falling in love with his new brother just as this brother is falling in love with Eragon.

Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"

Obi-Wan loves Anakin. Anakin doesn't care for anyone but Padme. So when Padme dies from her fall on Geonosis, Anakin accuses Obi-Wan of letting Padme die. A guilt-stricken Obi-Wan searches for any means to resurrect her. But only the Dark Side holds the secrets to raise the dead and Darth Sidious demands a great price. How far will Obi-Wan fall? Onesided A/O

"Bruce is sixteen years old when he meets Jack, and everything changes. Batman is thirty-four years old when he meets Joker, and everything ends." This fic attempts to answer the question, "What if Joker and Bruce had met before Batman? Could anything have been prevented?" Bruce/Jack, Batman/Joker. Nolan-verse, retelling of the events in 'Begins'. Rated M for later chapters.

There's nothing perverse or wrong about having a little crush on your boss. Just don't let Bartimeaus find out. Slash/ Yaoi/ boyxboy

After so much destruction, so many losses on both sides, so many terrible expiriences- things are bound to change. What used to be important now is thing of past. Bartimaeus x Nathaniel, it will be an 8-shot, and I have no idea how to write a good summary... just read :)

Padme Amidala of Naboo has agreed to a marriage with Lord Vader. Vader is not considered a good man, unless, of course, one asks the opinion of Obi-Wan Kenobi-though Padme cannot say why that is, considering Obi-Wan's position in the royal household.

AU. Jack Napier and Jonathan Crane are modern-day Gotham vampires.

While Judge Crane has a break between court hearings, him and the missus have a little fun.

"I do not strut, although I do brag. But you have worse qualities. You lied." Simple, direct, and accusatory- all characteristics of that one blasted boy who'd proven himself a true master in the end. He doesn't wonder why the other person is here; he's only happy that he was given the chance to be called a liar by the boy he thought he would never see again in this lifetime.

The first time Bruce Wayne encounters the freshly rehabilitated Joker, he breaks his nose. He also sits him down, hands him a handkerchief, sets his broken nose with two quarters from Jack's wallet and buys him a drink with money from his own. JACK/BRUCE, JOKER/BRUCE, POST-TDK

Eragon flirts with other women at the bar; Murtagh gets jealous and upset that he can't claim his lover publicly. Eragon suggests that Murtagh reclaim him in other ways... OneShot, EraMur, slash, rated M for a reason. Established relationship.

When Alexis Ts'umin accidentally meets his Emperor in the Imperial Gardens his life spins out of control, setting him on a collision course with assassins, Darth Vader, and Palpatine's repressed desires. Palpatine/male!OC - adult concepts and themes, the Emperor in sexual situations, relationship between a twenty year-old and a septuagenarian. Dark.

SLASH M17 - BruceWayne/Bane & ? ?/Bane - A (Nearly, almost, completely Non-Canon) retelling of Bane's earlier history, from when he is born to the uncertain aftermath of Gotham, to the uncertain future of his fate. WIP *Bane's POV*

Three years after TDK and Bruce Wayne finds Jonathan Crane in an un-likely place...Georgia.

Honestly i felt bad for how Paul Allen got killed so what do i do? I make his life a thousand times more miserable...XD This is my take on how Allen got chopped to pieces. WARNING: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M (Patrick/Allen), Very violent, Rape, Murder, Bad language. (that should cover everything...XD) Well i hope you like and please leave a review if you can!

A dangerous secret irreversibly changes Lisa's life, and she is thrown headfirst into a world of politics, money and murder.

Batman and Joker chronicle their interactions but what does that mean? Discover their true thoughts and feelings as they embark on a new era in their epic rivalry. More in depth summary inside. BatmanxJoker. Slash.

James Gordon learns the truth about what happened to Batman at the end of The Dark Knight Rises. Implied relationship between Gordon and Alfred.

Robin shows batman his costume and all batman has to say is "You're not wearing any pants." This is a humorous story written on a whim. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY! it could be the death of you . A co-directed play by Tazz Dieudonne and the Mortician's Daughter (sarcasm-in-the-belfry.tumblr). Be warned, much gayness, insanity, and laughter will come your way. Joker/Batman pairing!

No idea is simple when you need to plant it in a madman's mind. Crossover with The Dark Knight. Takes place after both Inception and TDK, and in an alternate continuity from TDKR.

Jonathan Crane's brilliant mind was destroyed, and now he wants revenge. But what happens when Bruce Wayne comes into the picture? Crane's so-called 'revenge' quickly turns into something far more complicated... *Crane/Wayne* Rated M for later chapters

Request fic! What if Eragon had lost and been enslaved by Galbotorix, Murtagh, Thorn, and Saphira had died, and the Varden had been disbanded?

The rouges plan a trip to Vegas! Including some villians from the animated show. PLUS: Amy my oc

When Jonathan unknowingly spills the liquidated form of a new formula he's been working on into his lover's breakfast, interesting things will happen. Established Relationship, ignoring Dark Knight Rises. Warnings: Hot hot mansex ; but that's what you're here for.

Scarecrow and the Joker just want to play judge. Jonathan argues over a coinflip. Humor. Slight TDKR spoilers.

Murtagh moves in with his mother and brother,Family,Eragon falls in love with his brother,A diferent kind of family love. WARNINGS SLASH AND INCEST, if you dont like it dont read it:D

A collection of Murtagh x Eragon one-shots much like 'The Unlikely Hero' series. No#3: Storming. Eragon's having a hard life, what with university, a crazy best friend, a crazy good friend, a brute of a best friend's boyfriend and an extremely attractive man living in the apartment across that hall.

Centuries later, the names Eragon Shadeslayer and Murtagh Morzanson are long forgotten.

Luke Enchanted Challenge. Cursed by a spectre of the Force as a babe, Luke must obey Darth Vader, his unknown father. Vader redemption fic. Set between ANH & ESB. Details of Challenge stated within. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Warnings: Violence, Language.

Bartimaeus and Nathaniel have survived the fight with Nouda but how will the pair cope when Bart now has his own body? Will he be able to keep his powers? What caused this? And why can't Nat look him in the eye? Will be some hard Bart/Nat later on.

Lilies that tremble, and one half of a whole. B/J, contains smut. character death.

Obi-Wan Kenobi isn't just a great friend and Jedi Master... he also raps. A two-shot set in the Mustafar duel.

Anakin is a pretty well-rounded Jedi. He's a husband, a fighter, a pilot, and...a GAMER? When he challenges Obi-Wan to a game of MarioKart, things get interesting...

Apparently, Snape doesn't like being reminded of his age. Two chapters. PWP. Warnings: AU, Angry Desk Sex, Spanking, Language, Snark, Sarcasm, Excessive Italicizing,and Eyebrow Raising. Awkward post-sex talk will be in the sequel.

Murtagh knew. He knew from the moment he laid eyes on him. But that would be his little secret. Yaoi! Incest! Spoilers for Brisinger. Very mild angst.

When Eragon wakes up in a hospital bed with two years of his life forgotten, the world almost shatters around him. But when everyone freaks out and no one will tell him exactly what he's lost, it's obvious that something's wrong. Era/Mur, Thorn/Saph.

An alternative take on the Empire Strikes Back scene. Please Rate and Review!

Long before the Batman, before Arkham and the DA's office, there were two guys in an apartment.

My first Star Wars fanfic! What would have happened if Luke and his friends hadn't been able to escape the Death Star and fell into the clutches of Darth Vader and the Emperor? Would this lead to Luke's turn to the Dark Side? ON HIATUS

Prisoner/Ownership Fic. Harry is now in the hands of Tom Riddle and his not so merry men. Oh&SMUT. More or less, character growth all round... Settled in around the utter smut that is my writing..

A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.

"I couldn't spend a lifetime with you anyway! You're dead!" "And whose fault is that?" A Cobb/Arthur story with a dark twist.

This is a dream that Luke and Vader share when Luke is in prison. This is a dream-no laws of reality, just want to put that out there. Complete.

They plowed their way out of his head, and now Robert is speaking his thoughts with no control. When he's sent away for some rest, Peter sends a spy for the Board. Robert's lack of a filter and Eames' lack of self control will blur the lines of loyalty

Jonathan Crane has walked free from Arkham and plans to leave his past far behind him. Others aren't so willing to let him. Batman on one side, criminals on the other- And how is he supposed to deal with a chance meeting with billionaire Bruce Wayne?

Present day AU. Eragon invites his family over for a thanksgiving dinner, will it all work out? please R&R

Batman and The Joker agree to work together, with help from their older selves back in time from 25yrs in the future, to prevent the mob taking over Gotham permanently. Now with Scarecrow helping them out things are more complicated than ever B/J SC/OC

When Luke takes Vader's hand, he falls. But not in the way one would expect.

Watching the film, you may realize that the inception wasn't planned by Cobb, but by Eames, down to every detail. Why? - Eames/Fischer - Warnings: Minor violence, minor character death, inexplicit potentially disturbing content

Was it the dancing? Warnings: Nolan-verse, Batman/Joker, Bruce/Joker, sex, language, bottom Bruce, angst, straight up PWP. This is set in the same universe as 'Mine Is The Heart I Will Save,' right after the hotel scene, but can be read as a stand alone.

Faquarl comes to Bartimaeus with a proposition. Bartimaeus/Faquarl, set during Ring of Solomon.

Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.

Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.

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Sequel to Two's A World. Red eye crossover.

Eragon had always envied the Eliten and their Dragonoids. Then he find out that he IS one.....and uh-oh, the men can also have children.

Mid-movie what-if. Eames checks in on Robert the night before the big job, and discovers you don't need Inception to ruin a man's life for the better. Eames/Robert graphic slash and drugs!

Sometimes, I understand why he hates me. BartimaeusxNathaniel.

Try anything. Twice. Well, maybe three times. Obi/Ani slash.

Everyone in Alagaesia loves Christmas, except Galbatorix, who decides to do something about it once and for all. Please enjoy, I really had fun writing this. But beware, it's kind of stupid.

It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.

It took one simple decision to make Cobb realize how much he needed Arthur in the years that they've been together: Arthur walking away.

Luke feels guilty after the incident with Waru on the Crseih station. Anal, Angst, BDSM, Bi, Bond, D/s, Dom, Fingering, H/C, Oneshot, SoloM, Yaoi, COMPLETE

Only a fool would try and kill his own father... Another Mustafar AU.

Cobb and Fischer are finally free after Inception but can they find a way to enjoy their new freedom together? This is the fic the two deserve! This is their story! Cobb/Fischer Rated M for language, themes and graphic scenes. Last chapters are up!

After Batman gives in to his hidden desires for one night, he carts off the clown to Arkham, only for the doctors to find the Joker is pregnant. WARNING! MPREG! Do not read if do not like!

Two months after Inception and Eames can't get the job or a certain someone out of his mind. He sets out to observe him and it quickly turns into a battle for control and who will "come out on top"-literally. M for language/scenes. Last chapter is up!

Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.

A back alley. Robert Fischer. Mr. Charles. Smut, PWP, slash.

A short, angst one shot taking place after ROTS if Anakin had won the duel and taken Obi-Wan captive. Anakin uses the opportunity to take out his anger on Obi-Wan and the Jedi themselves. Lots of Angst! Non slash.

There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.

Han and Luke tackle that hardest of tasks... culinary arts! H/L, L/M.

Eragon meets a strange man that gives him good advice.

Events on Mustafar happen a bit differently and change the course of galactic history. RotS AU

The 'Executor' has an accident that leads to unexpected consequences. Vader/Piett slash. Warnings: Dubious consent, oral.

Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.

Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.

Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.

The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?

AU.After falling on Mustafar, Obi-Wan awakens to the dubious reality of being trapped in the cloned body of his child self, and now has to cope with the reversed father/son relationship fostered upon him by the new Sith Lord.Darth Vader redemption story.

Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn't kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

This story is so wrong in so many ways. Inspired by the YouTube video of the same title. Involves Harvey Dent, a poor poodle, the Joker, and of course the awesome drugged Jonathan Crane. Implied Joker/Crane.

NEW CHAPTER UP! Batman wanted...no needed to see Joker. A little sneak into the cell won't hurt after all he is Batman. And the screaming...well they're in Arkham who's going to care? WARNING: Slash, language, very obvious smut Batman/Joker/Scarecrow

In order to obtain necessary information for protecting Gotham, Batman is forced to take Dr. Crane out of prison for a day and humor his every passing fancy. No slash, I promise.

Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.

Another Nathaniel lives fic. Starts out when Bartimaeus and Nathaniel are in the Glass Palace. Because there isn't enough BartxNat out there. Warning: Slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, malexmale. Some KittyxJakob, too.

SEQUEL TO: WHY SO SERIOUS, read that first! Brucie is going to college, a rival for Jack appears, who will triumph if all is fair in love and war? Slash, Weird Humor, Mentions of Past Violence, Apron-Wearing!Jack

For years Harry made his parents cards on Mothers’ Day and Fathers’ Day, and now he has someone else to make one for. AU after OP. Snape-adopts-Harry. Fathers' Day is way passed but oh well! Enjoy the journey to parent-child love on Daddy's Day anyways!

AU-Bruce Wayne is a spoiled teen who stars in the TV show, Batman. Joker is miserable underclassmen who attends Gotham High. When they are partnered up for Tech Ed, sparks, and fists, will fly. Humor, Violence, Romance, Language. Rated M for safety's sake

After the battle on Mustafar goes horribly wrong, the reality of what he has done catches up with Anakin. Non-Slash

Batman needs to put Crane in his place. Crane/Batman. This story is not suitable for young readers. Concrit is greatly appreciated.

anakin is horny much to obi wans dismay.. temporarly

Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot

The Joker wants a man dead, Bruce Wayne saves that man's life. The Joker sees this Heroic act and begins to think...He then pays Mr. Bruce Wayne a visit for a little chat...Read and Review SOMEWHAT SPOILERS FOR THE DARK KNIGHT

It's been 17 years since the shooting, and Bobbys wife want to know why he has 'jack' tattooed above his heart, who the hell is he? - its not like anyone will tell her. Jack/Bobby, mentioned mpreg. 'M'for Part 2, 1 and 3 is pretty mellow, if a bit angsty

Obi-Wan Kenobi is captured by Darth Vader and taken to the Emperor for questioning. It is there that his fate is decided, a fate which will turn the Jedi Master's life upside down and lead him down a path he desperately doesn't want to take. Majorly AU.

There are times when Old Ben Kenobi has to remind himself that Luke Skywalker is not his father, but he finds it hard when all Luke does is make him remember. Slash.

Han and Luke share a vision of a past that could have been. Han/Leia, Han/Luke, Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. SLASH. After the movies.

Alfred Pennyworth gets a telephone call... Series of Vingettes focussing on the Wayne Manor telephone.

A brief crossover with Red DragonSilence of the Lambs. What happens when deadly minds compete. Slash if you want to take it that way, although it wasn't my intention.

Where did Jonathan Crane learn to ride a horse? We may never know, but here's my answer to the question. Began as a response to Sakura123's challenge, and ended as something very different.

SLASH WayneCrane. A series of 7 drabbles, each 111 words long and based on a mortal sin. Implied BDSM. Within span of movie. Pride, Avarice, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Wrath.

Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...

Total randomness. Darth Vader gets a Windows XP. Read how he learns about AOL, instant messaging, myspace, websites and more.

Have you ever wondered about life from someone else's perspective? Read to see if this could be you...

CrowXCrane. A little bit of Crane laden insanity to brighten your holidays. Mentions of wayneXcrane Not for the kiddies.

What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.

In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.

Challenge fic: A little oneshot about Victor Zsasz. Really short, and don't ask me where the title came from, cause I don't know. Rated for content, but there's no bad language, just gore.

Bruce WayneJonathan Crane slash! Bruce comes down with the flu and Alfred is away. Because of this, Wayne is left in his boyfriend’s care. Strangely, Bruce asks Jonathan for something no one has ever asked him for: a story. Disturbing oneshot.

The whole movie as it should be. A full length spoof that will get you laughing.

Luke visits the Jedi Temple on Coruscant in hopes of learning more about his father. But in the memories of the Jedi's twilight years, imprints left behind in the Force, the truths he learns are not what he expected to find. [mild AxO slash]

Lisa's boss forces her to go on a vacation after the Red Eye flight, and Jackson finds this the perfect oppertunity to show Lisa exactly how he feels about being beat by a girl. [INCOMPLETE!]

Vader has learned how to use the midiclorians to create and sustain life, and he brings ObiWan back from the netherworld. The final TWO chapters have been posted! Rejoyce!

A one shot concerning Dr. Crane's firing from Gotham University and his ultimate revenge.

Continuation of A Search for Wings: Fallen Angel. AnakinObidala. Post ROTS, AU, ObiWan struggles with inner turmoil at the new developments of Endor, and Darth Vader waits to claim his ultimate revenge.

Following the transformation of Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader, this story is twisted, darker, with numerous deaths. This story is rated M for the mature readers for a reason. Contains numerous pairing with the main pairing being AnakinObiWan, slash. R

Anakin wins the duel against ObiWan on Mustafar. Because of this, events are altered and lives changed. The Jedi are nearly extinct as an unrelenting Empire hunts them down. But for ObiWan, there is more to life than just surviving. AU, slash AnakinObiWan

Anakin and ObiWan connect during a holiday from the Temple. Valentine fic, Slash AU

Two oneshots. Jedi may not be allowed to have children, but the bond between Master and Apprentice can be as strong as that of a father and son. Qui and Obi, Anakin and Luke two fathers and two sons. Genfic, slash in part 2 if you squint.

Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.

What if Dr. Jonathan Crane had captured Batman after spraying him with hsi hallucinogen instead of lighting him on fire? Wanting to know exactly what fears drive the hero, Crane takes Batman to Arkum to study...

Rachel Dawes takes you inside her mind and into a day in the life of a superhero's love interest.

Luke joins Vader, sliding into the seductive Dark as they plot to destroy Palpatine. AU. LV slashincest, angst.

Will Luke take his father's advice when it comes to seducing Han? Sexualslash references, humor.

The Sith and the Jedi have never been able to coexist peacefully – so what of Anakin and ObiWan? SLASH.

Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!

Slash, one shot, written for a swap clothing challenge. Han and Luke in a hot, damp, steamy bathroom. Warning: silly.

Events take unfortunate turns, and we are left with a Luke with no light left in him living in the underworld of Coruscant. But love, and the past, won't leave him be...

Palpatine asks Han to get him a melon but the Sith Master is being greedy. Then Luke and Vader get involved. A short funny fic for Independence Day.

Han has a problem. Luke wants to help. Lando has the solution. Warning: slash. COMPLETED! Chapter 3 up!

Luke has commited suicide, but that is only the begining.