Another Sarcastic Teenagerhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Pitch Perfect. Name: Nope. Just nope. Gender: Ha, yeah like I'm going to tell you. That's cute. Snort. Age: Older than 9 and younger than 99. Somewhere in there sounds about right. Species: Like 94% sure that I'm human, but hey weirder things have happened. Favorite shows: Depends on the mood I'm in. However, Big Bang Theory is always, ALWAYS, a good option. So's Futurama. What I do in my free time: Ha, what free time? Occupation: Well whatever it is, it leaves too much month at the end of my money. Cool things I've done: ...when I do something cool you all will be the first to know... Miscellaneous: I know more useless facts than practical facts. It's kind of sad. Like cooking, I can't cook worth beans (ha punny) but I know a bunch of useless facts about ingredients and what stuff's called. One day my (almost) never-ending knowledge base will come to use. I hope. |
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Auribus Teneo Lupum by thesoundofasmile reviews
It was just supposed to be an interview. Instead, JJ and Emily find themselves dealing with the fallout of just how wrong a description that really is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2015 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Kitsune 1 Prankster by gezzerslaw reviews
What if a the age 5, Naruto accepts Kyuubi as his sensei. And the Kyuubi not only teaches him to be the strongest jinchuuriki; but also a true Prankster loving Kitsune. Naruto/Hinata pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,300 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sure Would Be Prettier by Redlance-ck reviews
There's an entire world out there for Beca to see, and she does. It's filled with beauty and wonder and music, and it's all pretty breath-taking. But there's always something missing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Studies by Brackets002 reviews
Oneshots as part of a singular story, if that makes sense. Calvin and Hobbes growing up together, as several people around them suddenly start seeing an anthropomorphic tiger.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins
Sisterly Love by OcChronicler reviews
What would happen if Naruto was adopted by a kuniochi and becomes a sister to him? How would she be apart of the events in the manga? future naruhina nejiten kureasuma kakashiXooc not extreme AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,404 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Together, We Stand As One by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
What if our favourite characters were saved from their tragic lives? One conversation leads to a decision that will change the lives of many and create legends that the ninja world were never expecting. OCCness, swearing. Humour. Some character Bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Azure Cat, Crimson Fox by Darth Malleus reviews
What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,285 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
20 Truths About Shikamaru and Temari by whateverbro reviews
Title says all. lj 20truths format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
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Chances Are All That I Need reviews
For Chloe Beale, Beca Mitchell was always the girl that got away. After the Semi-Finals fiasco, Beca stormed away from the Concert Hall, away from Barden University, and away from Chloe. Five years pass and Chloe still can't let the brunette DJ go. But when the Bellas are meeting up for a reunion in Hawaii and get stranded in Los Angeles, will they run into an old acquaintance?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,599 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Ringleader in Hollywood reviews
Maya Martinez was a big time movie star who was getting bored in the glitz and glam of Hollywood. However, when the set's translator gets sick, Maya takes the opportunity to get her sister Max, an ex-Croatian Circus ringleader, back in the States. Hollywood won't know what hit it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,355 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Max, Fang
A Summer with Me, Myself, and I reviews
Bad-boy Nicholas 'Fang' Granger has been playing girls since the time he was practically in diapers. However, when his…tendencies land him on yet another tabloid cover, his publicist has had enough. No girls all summer or else. Too bad old friends who've grown up in all the right places are going to make that very difficult.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Max, Fang
