Hi! I'm Dog-lvR-11!! :D

I used to say I was new to Fanfiction, but I've been on here for awhile now, so I guess I can't say that anymore ;) Anyway, before I got my account I went by "Clueslover7", so in case I've reviewed on your story before and you had no idea who I was, now you know :D

Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, I like smiley faces :)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination!!!

A few things about me:

1. I LOVE dogs!

2. I'm Canadian :D

3. I'm an Ekaterina (39 Clues)

4. I ABSOLOUTELY LOVE the band Maroon 5! They ROCK!!!!!!!!

5. I have a twin sister

6. My favourite number is 11

A few confessions:

1. I haven't read Vespers Rising yet, despite the fact that I am obsessed with the 39 Clues

2. I have gotten the book "The Lost Hero" out of the library many times and I still haven't finished it

3. I am SLIGHTLY obsessed with Dan from the "39 Clues"...

... And Zee from "The Chronus Chronicles"...

... And Adam Levine...

4. I'm addicted to the drink Coca-Cola :P

39 Clues Creed

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through. When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina. When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian. When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
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Your Natalie side

You love shopping (most of the time...)

You wear designer clothes

You are a Lucian- (In some ways, I am, but I'm Ekat. Although my sister says I'm a Lucian...)

Your fave color is black (Black is technically a shade, just saying :P)

You are proud

You are pretty

You like threatening people

You like fancy food

You are in love with Dan Cahill (Whoever first wrote this is amazing ;)

You have a brother

You are 11

You are rich

Total= 4

Your Amy side

You only like shopping for books

You like jeans and t-shirts

You are medium classed

You prefer the lesser things in life

You have a brother who's a dweeb

You sometimes stutter

You like OK food

You don't have a fave color (I like dark pink AND lime green)

You are humble -- How do you answer this one and the next one?

You look pretty, but don't realize it-- (see last question)

Total= 6 (or more...)

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already!

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (Yep ;))

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (Hehehehe... Yeah. I think I annoy my sister the most, though :P)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it, 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (They ARE real. I swear, in geography class I saw the Thomas symbol on the side of a boat from the NWT...)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Dan)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (Dan :P)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (I WILL do that!!! :D)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (Allistar!!)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors

You desperately want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39"

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"

My Favourite Books of All Time (and Must-Reads!)

1. 39 Clues series (I like Natan and Hinead the most, but I HATE Hiamy)

2. Gone series (I like Caine/Diana, Brianna/Jack and Quinn/Lana (*sigh*))

3. The Chronus Chronicles (Zee ROCKS!!!!!)

4. Artemis Fowl series (I LOVE evil criminal masterminds... especially child ones...)

5. Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (Percy/Annabeth are awesome!)

6. The Kane Chronicles (Carter and Zia all the way!)

7. Harry Potter series (Of course! Go Ron/Hermione!)

8. The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flammel series (:D)

9. Animorphs series (Kinda. Marco is AWESOME! So is Ax! But it kinda goes downhill at the end of the series...)

10. The Book of Awesome and the Book of Even More Awesome (The title says it all...)

11. Biscuit! (Until you turn 7. Then it become less interesting...)

12. The Hunger Games (Katniss and Peeta!)

13. Calvin and Hobbes (Those comics are THE BEST!)

Must-See Movies:

1. Forest Gump

2. Lilo and Stitch

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

4. Where the Red Fern Grows

5. Grown-ups

6. Shrek

7. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Classic...)

8. The Bucket List

9. The Wizard of Oz

10. Up

11. Harry Potter Series!

My Favourite TV Shows:

1. Pair of Kings

2. Pretty Little Liars

3. The Big Bang Theory

4. In Real Life

5. Mad Love

6. That's So Weird!

7. Modern Family

8. Better With You

9. Much More Countdown/ Galaxie Hit List/ ?

10. Dr. Who :D

11. Hawaii Five-O

12. Shake It Up

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3.The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot

6. You soon will forward this on to another idiot

7. There is still a stupid smile on your face

8. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV

9. As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself

10. As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends.

11. And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.

12. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

13. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

14. Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did.

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NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say: 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'
PJO FANS: Say: 'Shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell: 'HELP ME SOMEBODY!'
PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes to me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO...
...wherever I may go.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Especially my sister. I also poison her about which characters to like and not like, so she always has the same opinions as me :P)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (I name all the kids around my school after book characters. Like this one kid is 'Dan Cahill kid 'cause he looks like him and sounds like him and acts like him and... Well, I have many reasons... :P His friend is 'Atticus kid'.)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Yep ;) And if something does, I automatically like it :D)

You quote random lines all the time. (Hahaha, my friends think I'm insane... )

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yep. When I'm older I am determined to go to all the places Amy and Dan went to when they were looking for the clues. Weird dream, but I think it would be soooo cool!!!! :D)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Dan.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Gordon Korman better watch his back!!! He may not have KILLED Dan, but he did make him go depressed!! *throws dart at picture of author*)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Dan doesn't have a girlfriend... I don't think... Besides, I don't mind if it's Natalie. Just ANYONE else.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Dan Cahill is real!!! I saw him walking with his friend Atticus kid on the way to science yesterday!!! :P)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (It's true. I do :P)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Dan.)

List your favorite characters from the 39 Clues fandom in no particular order:

1. Dan

2. Ian

3. Ned

4. Hamilton

5. Jonah

6. Reagan

7. Eisenhower

8. Sinead

9. Ted

10. Nellie

11. Natalie

12. Allistar

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

Reagan and Ned? No, I don't think I've read a Fanfic about them... I've read one about Madison/Ned and Reagan and Ted...

I guess it could be interesting, if well written. Although, there's quite an age difference...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hamilton Holt? Yeah, he's pretty hot. I'd give him a 9/10...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Ewwww!!!!! I don't think I'd be able to think of the series the same way after that...

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?

Yep, Ted is pretty awesome. He's in one of my fanfics ;)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ian and Reagan? Umm... I never thought about them as a couple before... Idk...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10, just because Jonah and Ted... well, I don't even want to think about that one. Of course, Jonah and Nellie aren't much better but I don't have much of a choice, do I?!

7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Umm... let me think...

Ned was passionate about cooking. It seemed like the only way to escape his troubled life. But he soon discovers that he wasn't the only one who felt this way... Romance ;)

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

There might be, but I personally am STRONGLY AGAINST THAT COUPLE!!!! It's just plain creepy!!!! THE ONLY PERSON FOR DAN IS NATALIE!!!! ...And me... ;)

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Umm... idk... they both had problems with their families, didn't they? Something like "Shunned By Family" or maybe "Could Never Measure Up."

10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Some song about her and Hamilton... Maybe "You Belong With me" by Taylor Swift? Idk, I'll have to think about that one...

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Dan/Reagan/Allistar? DO NOT READ UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!

12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Jonah? Hehehe... This morning :P

13. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief
unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Dan and Eisenhower are in a happy relationship until Eisenhower runs off with Hamilton. Dan, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Natalie (YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!! TAKE THAT EISENHOWER!!!!!)and a brief
unhappy affair with Allistar, then follows the wise advice of Jonah and finds true love with Ned.

What the hell!!??? DAN AND NATALIE SHOULD STAY TOGETHER!!! And what is up with Eisenhower and Allistar and Ned becoming part of this!?? Go away you three!!! Dan and Natalie need some alone time!!!

14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Eisenhower and Sinead? That would be so cool!! Brains vs. Brawns ;)

15. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! Hamilton and I would SOOO become BFFs ;)

16. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Natalie and Sinead? I would get Dan and then I would run away screaming. They probably poisoned the rubber ducky... Maybe some evil plan against Ian?

17. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Sad. Me and Ian are pretty tight :P Hahaha, jk. Idk, I'd go and ask Sinead and Natalie if I could join in with their evil scheme against him :P

18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year
(just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them
of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would be sooo happy!!! It would mean that my favourite book series in the world is real!!! I'd probably hug her (Nellie) and then demand to meet all the other Cahills.

19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think
if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Dan? Well, I would be HORRIFIED!!! Dan is my favourite book character of all time!!! They already made him kinda creepy (Yeah, I'm talking about you Gordon Korman!!!) but if he went emo I'd go crazy!! I'd probably kidnap the Authors of the 39 Clues and hold them hostage until they changed Dan back. If nothing else worked, I'd grab Natalie and get her to slap some sense into him!

20. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Happy! See, I told you Hammy and I would become BFFs!! ;)

21. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

squeals* "Omg Reagan, you're real!!! This is so cool!!!" *looks at hairbrush she is using* "Oh, that's okay, you can keep it!" *walks closer and and looks her straight in the eyes. The cheerful tone in voice disappears.* "Oh, but remember this. Dan and Natalie are meant to be together! So back off!! Or else." *starts humming cheerfully while sharpening some knives*

22. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Eisenhower, Ted, and Hamilton? Are they high? And awww, they sang a song for me!! Thanks Hammy! ;)

23. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Ian and Natalie? That would be sooo awesome!!! They'd help me learn even more evil ways!!! And while I was at it, I'd set a certain teacher up with a certain blonde Madrigal with jade eyes and who's name starts with a 'D' and ends with an 'n' (C'mon, you know who I'm talking about :P).

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(Put this on your page if you LOVE music)
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Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me

Music taught me how to live my life

BUT most importantly:

Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

Calling all Cahills! Ok , I am a Ekaterina agent. But I still want us to come together with the other branches. We need to defeat the Vespers! (And while we're at it, we should all work together to help Dan and Natalie fall in love... :P)

Feel free to copy and paste this and change it to fit your needs.

Favourite Dan Quotes:

"What's he doing now? Decomposing?"

"You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. You have disgraced the family. You must commit seppuku."

"It's top-secret. If I told you, my family might have to kill you."

"His favorite rubbing read: PRUELLA GOODE 1891-1929 I'M DEAD. LET'S HAVE A PARTY."

"Was that a joke? If it is, nod your head twice so I'll know when to laugh."

"Touchy!"

"I guess Babe Ruth can wait."

"Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate."

List some 39 Clues characters in a random order. (1-7)

1. Natalie

2. Phoenix

3. Hamilton

4. Dan

5. Ian

6. Ted

7. Sinead

1.) What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?

Phoenix is my principal? A twelve year old running a high school?? I have a feeling the grade twelve's would be in charge before long... :P

2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?

Ian? Run away screaming before he shot me with a dart gun or poisoned me somehow. And I would blame it on someone else to help increase my chances of living... :P

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

Hamilton and Sinead? I'd be estatic!!! :D I've always been a huge Hinead/Samilton fan... It would make my day!!!

4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

Natalie and Phoenix?? Hmmm... Idk... Probably attend the wedding if they invite me... I mean, there has to be some ulterior motive, right?? They barely know eachother... Well, other than being kidnapped together...

But still; DAN AND NATALIE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?

Ted??? Hehehehehehehe, I love Ned and Ted- they're AWESOME!!! I'd probably get up and start singing with him, although I'd make sure to change his song choice... I am NOT a Hannah Montana fan... :/

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

Natalie and Dan??? I'd be estatic!! I knew Natalie and Phoenix weren't the real deal!! It's always been her and Dan ;) AWWWWW!!!!

I'd probably snap a few pictures, post them on Facebook, and squeal a lot ;)

7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?

Phoenix? I'd be surprised (I didn't know Phoenix could cook), but I'd probably eat 'em. After all, I kinda feel bad for the kid after Natalie broke his heart...

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?

Ian?? I'd be flattered, but I'd probably politely decline. He's not really my type... (No offense or anything, Ian :P)

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a band?

Natalie, Dan, and Ted?? I would LOVE it!!! I'd go to all their performances, and buy their CD's, and fill my bedroom walls with their band posters... Not to mention I'd spread some rumours about a couple within the band *cough* *cough* Natalie and Dan *cough* *cough*. Plus, if I ever met them, I would beg to be a part of it until they let me (possibly a soundcheck person) ;)

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

Phoenix, Dan, and Ian?? Hmmm...

Well, first of all, I'd probably politely ask Phoenix to stop stalking me, and make sure to tell him to back off from Natalie as her and Dan are MEANT to be together! ;)

Then, I'd tell Dan that I LOVED him in the 39 clues, and say that we should chill sometime!! I'd probably ask him why he was stalking me, tell him to stop being so depressed, and 'encourage' him to ask out Natalie ;)

As for Ian, I'd tell him that I already declined going out with him, and possibly slap him across the face :D

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies!

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough*!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!

9. You get to wear a white lab coat!

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets!

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt!

12. You get to wear creepy masks!

13. Key word: POWER. You get lots of it!

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold a secret bunny collection.

15. We get a vacation (unlike the Jedi's)!

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing!

17. We get to order our minions around!

18. When no one is looking, we have funny face contests!

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it! ;)

20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials!

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!!!!!! :D

22. You get to act stupid any time you want and people are to afraid to laugh at you!

A Good Friend Or A Best Friend!

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and is the reason why you have no food.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help you find your way when you're lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch your pets when you go away. A best friend won't let you go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason why they are after you in the first place.

A good friend lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself, too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

The Stupid Test! Put an (x) next to the one that is you, then in the end, add up all of the (x)'s. If you have 18 or less, then you are not stupid ;)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (Cool... XD)

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

(X) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow (My friends... Even though I have a 93% average!! :/ But I say a lot of stupid things... :P)

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Marshmallows... A lot...)

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class. (Not that I remember... Once in Tae Kwon Do... :P)

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I tune out a lot and my mind just goes blank...)

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your "inside voice".

() You use your fingers to do simple math. (Nah... Math is easy...)

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Studying for exams...)

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (A couple of days ago I put my shirt on backwards AND inside out... :P)

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you. (Actually, I'M the one who uses all the big words... They always give me a hard time for it...)

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. (Hehehehe, I've picked it up from my dog... :P)

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before. (For drama I was supposed to 'trip' on a chair, and ended up doing a full wipe-out in front of the class. It was embarassing, but we got extra marks for my good 'acting'.)

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (Sometimes...)

Total= 26 (Uh oh... :P)

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Okay, so you're probably wondering why I haven't updated in a while. The sad truth is, we no longer have internet at my house!! *bursts into tears*

So right now, I'm using the internet at the library, in an attempt to explain my prolonged absense :P

Anyways, I'm going to try my best to update soon, but no promises, as it's very hard to update without internet!! :P

Sorry about the wait, guys!!

-Dog-lvR-11

For a list of my stories, look below. But beware, there are only four. And one of them is a contest ;)