Former Imyself2121. Hated the numbers.

AO3: damnednation

All stories are active and regularly updated. If they are one-shot's then it says so in the description.

I am not regularly updating at the moment 10/7/18

I live off of Follows and Reviews so do encourage me to continue writing by leaving one! Let's me know that you are enjoying what I am writing. I do not accept flame reviews and they will be removed accordingly simply because they are not necessary and very discouraging. Be kind unto others as you would have them do unto you. I do accept neutral constructive criticism.

I am not an English major but a science one so please forgive me for any mistakes and I am creating without a Beta.

I have created an AO3 account and my user is damnednation. I am trying to expand the location of my stories and stay up to date with you young hipsters.

I am a full time worker and college student so please do not lose hope in me if I haven't updated in a while. I haven't given up the stories, I'm just simply drowning in school work.

Don't be afraid to message me. I love the conversation and company.

NOBODY HAS PERMISSION TO RESUBMIT MY WORK ANYWHERE! Nobody. If you happen across my story under another user, please notify me.

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Age:Old enough to know that shoes go on feet not hands.

Likes:Chocolate, Movies, Video Games, and Macaroni.

Dislikes: Huge ego's, The color yellow, Pink skirts, Headbands, etc.

Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! OMG!! WE HAVE TO GET THIS ON CAMARA!!

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

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"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and relax while people try to figure out how you did that"

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"and then Santa's gonna come here with his reindeer, climb down the chimney and deliver presents to us all!" "Dad, we're in the 21st century. Everybody know Santa uses FedEx."

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