Hey were twins and we write together. This our first time sharing with people. So please be nice. :) Thank you!! One of us like the color black the other all the colors of the rainbow, but gray, brown, and white.

Ten Ways To Tell If A Man Is Gay

1. If his favorite Disney movie is Little Mermaid

2. If he know all the lyrics to LiL Kim songs

3. If his favorite hero from x-men is Storm

4. If he uses Summer Eve

5. If he goes to H.E.M just to buy underwear

6. If all his friend are girls

7. If he knows the whole dance to Beyonce "Give Me Body"

8. When he says "Girls Please"

9. If he go to the beach in speedos instead of swim trucks

10. If he use lip gloss but call it car-max

Cool or Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. pick a number

2. add 6

3. multiply by 5

4.subtract 10

5. divide by 2

If you got 30 sweet.

If you got anything lower you Lame.

If you got higher Cool.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Just because I like yaoi, does NOT mean I am gay.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

When you edit your profile on FF, and you scroll button goes all freaking crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

A good friend will bail you out of jail

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we messed up."

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A true friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if True. (That is the truest thing I have heard all day!)

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"How the hell do you even mistake us for a threesome?" Itachi asked. "Well... you two are half naked and-" "How do you even know what a threesome IS?" Pain interupted. "FYI, I'm straight!" "One less hot body wasted on homos!" Kisame half-sung half-mumbled. "Shut up or no sex this week." Itachi said, hitting the shark upside his head. "So, you guys ARE gay?" Tobi asked. "Define 'gay.'" Itachi ordered. "Um, happy?" Tobi guessed. "Yes, we're incredibly happy." Pain grunted. "They are. I'm not part of their 'happiness', though." "Why are you sad?" Tobi asked. "I never said that" Pain said. "You just said that you aren't happy." Tobi replied. "Listen, Tobi. The gay we are talking about doesn't mean 'happy.' It means I like other guys." Itachi sighed. "Oooh!" Tobi gasped. "Leader-sama, are you GAY?" "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, TOBI! NO! I'm NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!" "What's 'homosexual'?" Tobi asked. "It means 'gay'." Kisame replied. "You're not happy?" "Tobi, it means I don't like guys like 'THAT' I'm plenty happy. You though, Tobi have something like Altzimer or whatever." "What's 'Altzimer?" "You know what?" Pain said. "I-I just give up. This is stupid." Tobi cocked his head. "What's stupid?"
Copy and paste that to your profile if it's hilarious!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!