About me

Name: Magi Magi Magician Gal, Magi Magi, Magi, or MMMG. I'll respond to any nickname of my username, as long as it's appropriate.

I also was once known as 'Alverna', but I had to change my account name to 'Magi Magi Magician Gal'. I'm still the same writer, just under a different name.

Age: Respectfully wish to remain secret

Gender: Female

Birthday: February 18th

07-24-2020: DO NOT PESTER ME ABOUT UPDATING MY STORIES! I'm planning on updating, but I just don't know when I will.

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Story Links (information from different sites that are linked to my stories, like pictures) The links are visible in the FFN app.

How did it come to this?: Chapter 15- How to say I love you in Egyptian (google search "arabic desert sky faq")

How did it come to this?: Chapter 16- Single Arabic words in English (google search "dictionary tamilcube arabic dictionary")

How did it come to this?: Chapter 20- A Man's Japanese Kimono (I can only recommend you google search "labeled men's Japanese Kimono")

The Nutcracker: Chapter 2- Vintage Pharaoh Nutcracker (I would recommend google searching these words, it finds a pintrest picture of a black pharaoh nutcracker, since the original ebay pic is gone)

The Sphinx King: Chapter 1- Translation to the 'Circle of Life' chant (google search "Lion King Script")

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My OCs (Own Characters)

Jade

Height: 5' 7

Weight: 145 lbs.

Hair: Black, falls to her waist and is often pulled back into a low ponytail

Eyes: Jade Green

Skin Tone: Slightly tan to pale, depending on the season

Clothes: Black shorts/pants/capris, jade green t-shirt/mid-sleeve/long sleeve shirt, black vest/jacket, and black tennis shoes/boots. It all depends on the season.

Role: Just a female filler in case if I run out of girls to use or I can't think of anyone for the role.

Stories in: A Merman's Tail

Stories mentioned in: None

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Thema

Height: 5' 7'

Weight: 140 lbs.

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue

Skin Tone: Tan

Role: Atemu's Mother

Stories in: The Sphinx King, and Magical Love

Stories mentioned in: How did it come to this?, A Merman's Tail, The Little Merman, and Egyptian Nights

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Miyuki

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 155 lbs.

Hair: Black

Eyes: Grey

Skin Tone: Pale

Role: Yugi's Mother

Stories in: Why did it come to this?, Happy Birthday

Stories mentioned in: How did it come to this?

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AS OF 07-24-2020 Italic = Resent News

07-24-2020: Chapter 4 of Chīsana Ichi has been posted! I hope it won't take as long to complete the next (and final) chapter of the story, but don't cross your fingers for a quick update.

01-16-2020: The 6th chapter of I Know it's Today has been posted. I do hope to continue the story, but I haven't heard back from my co-writer. I don't know if I will continue without them.

12-23-2019: Egyptian Nights is now FINISHED, after almost 8 years. Thank you everyone was waiting patiently. Hopefully, my other stories will also get updates soon, but please don't pester me about updating, because I don't know when I will.

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What you will find in my stories

1. Yaoi. That means Boy x Boy relationships, most of them being boyfriend/fiancé/husband, sometimes all three.

2. Violence? Sort of, I haven't really written any violent/graphic scenes, some fight scenes, but not a lot of violence.

3. Lemons. Just a few so far, (chapter 20 of 'Why did it come to this?' and 'Chīsana Ichi'). Some of my other stories hint to it. I plan on doing more in the future, depending on the story plot, or adjusting prior chapters in previous stories.

4. Disney. Yep, lots of my ideas have come from Disney movies. And as it turns out, people love it!

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I am a huge Puzzle/Blindshipping fan, so that's what most of my stories are going to have as a main paring.

Any other different pairings are (1) a teacher/student relationship and are in no way romantic, (2) I just needed those characters as the leading pair for my idea to work, or (3) is part of a series that will eventually have Puzzle/Blindshipping.

Example 1: I plan on doing a Karate Kid story with Yugi as Dre and Dartz as Mr. Hans. It is a teacher-student relationship, and will be how you can find the story, (Yugi x Dartz) but any romance will be PUZZLESHIPPING!

Example 2: My story 'The Sphinx King 2: The Prides',' main pairing is Ryou x Bakura (Tendershipping), but there is still Blindshipping in the story, it's just not the main pairing.

Example 3: I plan on doing the whole 'Alvin and The Chipmunks' Movies, and there won't be any Blind/Puzzleshipping until the second story, when the 'chipmunks' and 'chipettes' meet.

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Stories

In Progress

Chīsana Ichi- My seventeenth story. Yuugi Mouto hated his acting job because nearly everyone there hated him, especially his co-star, Atemu Sennen. So he's taking a two week vacation, thanks to his director. Now that he's by himself, he can relax and update some stories on a certain website call Fan Fiction. Rated for lime, and future lemon. Blindshipping. Chapter 4 is posted; Partly done with Chapter 5

I Know it's Today- My eighteenth story. Second co-written story. Co-writing with Ranko twin, can be found on my page. Inspired by Shrek. Yami was the most feared of all Duel Monsters, a Magician of Black Chaos. But when all of the other Duel Monsters in the land are banished to his home, Yami ends up going on a quest for Princess Rebecca. His job is to retrieve her future husband from a dragon guarded tower. Fun, right? Puzzle and Puppyshipping Chapter 6 posted; I am trying to contact my co-writer about continuing, but have nothing written for Chapter 7

I'm going on an Adventure! ... Again. (The Hobbit)- My nineteenth story. Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it. Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic. Chapter 12 is posted; Starting Chapter 13

Why did it come to this?- My tenth story. Sequel to 'How did it come to this' Set in Yugioh! Manga and Duelist Kingdom. Yugi has been having frightening dreams of Egypt ever since he started working on a puzzle his grandpa gave him eight years ago. The dreams would scare him so it took a long time to make any major progress. But after solving it, his dreams become more intense. But what if there memories? Puzzleshipping Rating has been upped to 'M' due to a lemon (sex scene) in Chapter 20; Chapter 29 is posted; Starting chapter 30

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Will be starting soon (I hope... maybe?)

A Merman’s Tail 2: May 23rd 2012 by ShotaroxPhillip (Horatio'H'Caine)

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Requested

These are the stories that people have requested for me to write, and will be written in the order they are asked for.

Eragon/YGO: June 23rd 2012 by Rubellite Game

Lilo and Stitch: July 19th 2012 by Wishing to Remain Anonymous and Aqua girl 007 (November 23rd 2012)

Beauty and the Beast: July 19th 2012 by Wishing to Remain Anonymous

Cinderella (not Disney): August 27th 2012 by Killer-Fangirl

Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon, not movie): August 27th 2012 by Killer-Fangirl

Tarzan: September 28th 2012 by Wishing to Remain Anonymous and PhantomBrat (October 8th 2012)

The Jungle Book: Doesn't have a summary, but I am considering making due to a request by PhantomBrat (October 8th 2012)

Barbie of Swan Lake: December 29th 2012 by YinYang Moon Dragon

How the Grinch Stole Christmas: January 20th 2013 by Wishing to Remain Anonymous (Will be posting this next Christmas)

HP/YGO Crossover (Atemu and Yugi wake up in the Forbidden Forest as centaurs): February 27th 2013 by YinYang Moon Dragon

Princess Charm School: April 13th 2013 by Selena Moonlighty

Alvin and the Chipmunks Trilogy: May 14th 2013 by SilverMage Nova

Princess Diaries: June 4th 2013 by Aqua girl 007

The Sword in the Stone: June 4th 2013 by Aqua girl 007

Wreak-it Ralph: June 4th 2013 by Aqua girl 007

Avatar: Legend of Korra: Doesn't have a summary, but I am heavily considering making due to a request by Aqua girl 007 (June 16th 2013)

The Princess and the Frog: Doesn't have a summary, but I will make due to a request by kuroshibata70 (August 1st 2013)

Bambi: Doesn’t have a summary yet, but I will make due to a request by InuYoiushi (August 10th 2013)

Who came to this?: September 16th 2013 by FireWing Pegasus

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron- October 7th 2013 by FireWing Pegasus

Pocahontas- October 29th 2013 by animeandhorror (guest)

Aladdin (my version)- January 9th 2014 by ak (guest)

Frozen- Doesn't have a summary yet, but I will make due to a request by kuroshibata70 (April 25th 2014) and blueeyesdarkmagic (May 7th 2014)

Dolphin’s Tale- July 3rd 2014 by Aqua girl 007

Aquamarine- July 3rd 2014 by Aqua girl 007

Rio- Doesn't have a summary yet, but I will make due to a request by GirlFish (September 7th 2014)

Rio 2- Doesn't have a summary yet, but I will make due to a request by GirlFish (September 7th 2014)

The Swan Princess- September 13th 2014 by PharaohAtemXYugixYamishipper

Twilight Saga (with Yami being Bella and Yugi being Edward)- Doesn't have a summary yet, but I will make due to a request by Chaos Twin of Destruction (September 23rd 2014)

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Completed

How did it come to this?- My very first story. Finished on 02-02-2012. My baby has grown up! EDITED ON 6-10-2012; SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS CORRECTED, I hope.

The Sphinx King- My second story. Finished on 3-18-2011.

A Merman's Tail- My third story. Finished on 9-22-2011. Sequel planned.

The Little Merman- My fourth story. Finished on 08-24-2011. EDITED ON 6-13-2012; SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ERRORS CORRECTED, I hope.

Egyptian Nights- My fifth story. Finished on 12-23-2019. First co-written story. Co-written with Curious Midnight Heart. 12/17/2019: Edited and Rewritten

Song Shots- My sixth story. Finished on 01-15-2013. 04-18-2020: No further chapters are planned

The Nutcracker- My seventh story. Finished on 12-25-2011.

The Little Merman 2: Return to the Sea- Sequel to 'The Little Merman'. My eighth story. Finished on 6-22-2012.

The Sphinx King 2: The Prides- Sequel to 'The Sphinx King'. My ninth story. Finished on 7-29-2012.

Son of Ra- My eleventh story. Requested by Wordsorcereress on March 23rd, 2012. Finished on 10-11-2012.

Magical Love- My twelfth story. Started and finished on 10-07-2012.

Bull's Eye- My thirteenth story. Started and finished on 11-16-2012.

A Christmas Carol: My fourteenth story. Finished on 12-28-2012.

It takes Two to get Tangled: requested on April 17th 2012 by spazbat90: My fifteenth story.

Happy Birthday: My sixteenth story. Started and Finished on 06-04-2013.

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Ideas

I currently have near 100 ideas, so it might take a while for me to get them all published and completed. All of my ideas are going to have Yu-gi-oh characters instead of the ones in the book/movie/story I got the idea from. There will be a title change, and any series and sequels are numbered.

If one of my story summaries says 'Puzzle/Blindshipping', it means that Yami/Atemu are the same person with two different names for whatever reason. If the summary says 'Puzzle and Blindshipping', it means that Yami and Atemu are two separate people going after Yugi, and it probably morphs into Mobiumshipping.

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Rating Meanings

K: Kid safe. Meaning if you wanted to read it to your five year old brother/sister, it would be okay.

K-plus (the plus symbol doesn’t work on the profile page for some reason): Kid safe for the more mature children around age 9 or 10. It’s like the E 10-plus you see on Wii/X-box/Kinect/computer games. Not meant for the little kiddies.

T: Teens, meaning age 13, don’t read it out loud to your younger siblings. Probably contains cussing, or hints at a lemon but does not actually have one. That’s why this rating is being used.

M: Mature, will most likely have a lemon, heavy cussing, or fighting, possibility of all three. I’m not big on fighting and violence, so high levels of romance is most likely why I will use this rating.

If you see a question mark next to a rating, it means that rating is a possibility, but I’m not yet sure if I will be going that high in the story.

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Barbie Movies

Yeah, I know. It’s a weird idea. But I've already done 'A Mermaid's Tale' and 'A Christmas Carol', and these ideas strike me as potential stories.

Fairy Series

1. A Fashion Fairytale- After Yugi gets fired from his latest movie gig, he goes to Paris to see his Uncle Pegasus, but Pegasus is closing his fashion house. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

2. A Fairy Secret- Sequel to ‘A Fashion Fairytale’- Everything is back to normal until a fairy prince kidnaps Yugi’s boyfriend, Yami, proclaiming that they’re going to get married. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

A Mermaid's Tail 2- After qualifying for the International Surf Meet in Australia, Yami is put in an uncomfortable situation. The date is the same as the day when the Shadow Magic of the Merfolk Kingdom of Kehmet is restored. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Fairytopia Series

1. Fairytopia- Yugi is a wingless fairy, and that makes him different than everyone else. His only friends are a Kuriboh named Fuzz, and a fairy that looks like him named Yami. When trouble strikes his home, Yugi must set out to save it, with only Fuzz and Yami able to assist him. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

2. Fairytopia: Mermaida- Sequel to Fairytopia. Yugi received wings from the Pharaoh for his bravery against Pegasus. But he may need to trade them for a tail when a merman friend is kidnapped by some of Pegasus' thugs. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

3. Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow- Sequel to Mermaida. Yugi receives an invitation to learn the Flight of Spring, a dance used to bring spring to the land. However, when he gets there, half of the class thinks that he demands that they worship him. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

Island Princess- Gi was raised on an island by animals for his whole life. At least, what he can remember, anyway. He was brought to the island by a storm. Blindshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

Magic of Pegasus- When Prince Yugi's parents are turned to stone, he is rescued by a flying horse who is his older brother, Heba. And to cap it all off, the spell Pegasus cast becomes permanent in three days, not much time to find what he needs to reverse the spell. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K-plus

Princess Charm School- When Yugi is chosen to go to a school destined to train Princes and Princesses, Lord and Lady Royals, he accepts so he has the chance to give his family a better life. But the life there isn’t easy, and a couple classmates and teachers go out of their way to make his life miserable. Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Swan Lake- Shy dancer Yugi worked in a game shop with his grandfather and twin brother, Heba, not exciting his life to go anywhere. That is, until a roped Unicorn came racing through town. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

The Diamond Castle- Best friends Ryou and Malik love to sing. When Ryou receives a mirror in return for a kind deed, he wasn't expecting to discover a young man with tri-colored hair named Yugi trapped inside. Ryou x Bakura, Malik x Marik, Yugi x Yami x Atem. Rating: K - K-plus

The Princess and the Pauper- Prince Yugi loves to sing. So does the indebted servant Heba, who could pass as Yugi's twin even though they aren't related. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

The Three Musketeers- Yugi longs to be a royal guard and protect the royal family, but everyone seems to think he can’t do it. Blindshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

The Twelve Dancing Princesses- Prince Yugi, his twin brother Heba, and their adoptive family all love to duel. And dance. But when their grandfather brings in a duchess to teach them how to be proper, lives grows miserable. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

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Books

This section is where the ideas that I've gotten from reading different books are located.

Enchanted Forest Series

1. Dealing with Dragons- Prince Heba is a Hikari, (in other words, a princess), and he hates it, so he runs away and becomes a Hikari/Princess for the Dragon Timaeus. Now the only problem is all the pesky knights and princes that want to 'rescue' him. Rating: K - K-plus

2. Searching for Dragons- Pharaoh Atem is left bewildered when of section of forest is suddenly zapped dry of magic, so he goes to see the dragon king, but meets his Hikari, who doesn't know where Timaeus is. Adventure, anyone? Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

3. Calling on Dragons- Witch Tea was never a sticker for following exact rules on how a witch was supposed to look and act, but she does do things properly in a crisis. Like when Pharaoh Atem's Millennium Puzzle is stolen by wizards. Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

4. Talking to Dragons- Yugi, son of Heba and he-doesn't-know-who-his-father-is, is shocked when his mother enters the magical forest next to their home, brings out a box made of gold with a puzzle inside, and sends him on a quest with orders not to return until he knows why he was sent. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K-plus - M (?)

Pollyanna- Dartz was definitely not expecting to have to raise a 14 year old boy, but life has a weird sense of humor. Especially when it sends a child as ‘glad’ as Yugi. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

The Raging Quiet- When Yugi was forced to marry a man twice his age for the sake of his family, he didn't expect to be whisked more than three days journey away from them. In the new town, people don't like him, and his only friend is a local boy who seems to have demons in him. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: M

Twilight- Yugi Mouto was a happy 16 year old with a boyfriend, Yami, but went missing six years ago. His boyfriend vanished shortly before he did. Puzzle/Blindshipping (Will not be following the exact Twilight plot, but will be using the Twilight ideas [glittery vampires, Volturi, blood diets, etc.]) Rating: M

Viking Quest Series

1. Raiders of the Sea- Taken from his home by raiders, Yugi swore he would find his way to freedom, no matter what. Hinted Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

2. Mystery of the Silver Coins- Escaping from his captors with his friend Ryou, Yugi attempts to run for his freedom, not knowing how desperately he would be pursued. Hinted Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

3. The Invisible Friend- Finally arriving in his captor’s homeland, Yugi begins his life as a slave. But when his older brother comes, he begins to hope maybe he will return home. Hinted Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

4. Heart of Courage- Making a promise with the man who captured him, Yugi goes on a voyage to regain his freedom. Hinted Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

5. The Raider’s Promise- Five years after the start of the voyage, Yugi begins to give up hope of ever going home. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

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Crossovers

Eragon/Yu-gi-oh- Trapped by Gallbatorix, Yugi is forced to serve the mad king in order to protect his friends, secretly dragon riders for the past five years, and family. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: T

HP/YGO- Set in Book 5, 'The Order of the Phoenix'. On vacation in England, before going to the ceremonial battle, a bunch of robed people suddenly pop up out of nowhere around Yugi and the gang. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

HP/YGO- Set in Book 5, 'The Order of the Phoenix'. Atemu and Yugi wake up in the Forbidden Forest as centaurs. Blindshipping. Rating: T- M

HP/YGO- Set in Book 6, 'The Half-Blood Prince'. The balance of Light and Darkness has greatly been disturbed in England, and now it's up to Yugi and Atemu to make it right. Blindshipping. Rating: T- M

HP/YGO- Set in Book 5, 'The Order of the Phoenix'. Remus Lupin bit Yugi accidently a year prior to the start of book 5, now Yugi is part of his pack. Blindshipping. Rating: T- M

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Disney Movies

101 Dalmatians- combo of animated and live action. Yami was the dog-human hybrid of his ‘pet’ Atem, and had finally found both of them the perfect mate, Heba and his dog-human hybrid Yugi. With a baby and puppies on the way, they couldn’t be happier. Except for Heba’s boss wanting to take Yugi’s puppies. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

Aladdin- Completely my own and not co-written. (Nothing against VampiressBeauty20) Yugi is the prince, Yami is the homeless one. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - M (?)

Atlantis: the Lost Empire- Yugi Mouto has always dreamed of finding the legendary city of Atlantis, like his grandfather dreamed of before him. When the opportunity presents itself, Yugi jumps at the chance, not expecting to find a sexy Atlantian Prince. Blindshipping. Rating: M

Atlantis: Milo Returns- Happily settled into his new life in Atlantis with his new husband, life is once again turned upside down for Yugi when his gang of surface friends come back with news of a problem that may have originated in the culture that is rebuilding itself. Rating: T - M

Beauty and the Beast- Free spirited Yugi longed for adventure, just not the ‘locked up in an enchanted castle with Duel Monster servants who have a master with a horrendous temper’, kind of adventure. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Bolt- Yami is a wolf that has superpowers and the ability to change into a human at certain times. His mission: Protect his human, Yugi, at all cost. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K - K-plus

Brother Bear- When Yami prepares for his coming of age ceremony, some unexpected twists and turns end up turning him into a dragon. In order to turn back into a human, Yami needs to team up with an overly excited baby dragon. Rating: K - K-plus

Brother Bear 2- Since Yami decided to stay a dragon, he never thought he would have to take a trip to the spiritual falls and burn a charm he had given his best friend, Yugi, when they were kids. But that’s what he's doing. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Cars- Rookie Duel Racer Atem Sennen was heading for the big time, or at least that was his plan. When an accident causes him to hit his head, getting amnesia, and separates him from his crew, he needs to figure out who he is and where he’s supposed to be. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Cars 2- Getting roped into a World Grand Prix tournament by his boyfriend Yugi, Atem, along with some town members acting as his pit crew, set out to prove he’s the best. But when some racers consistently blow out engines, there is apparently more than meets the eye going on. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - M (?)

High School Musical- Yami is the most popular duelist at Domino High. However, when he breaks the rules when he auditions for the school musical with the new kid, Yugi, who is classified as a 'game nerd', the entire school goes out of whack. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

High School Musical 2- Sequel to High School Musical. Summertime, so get a job. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

High School Musical 3- Sequel to High School Musical 2. Where will everyone end up? Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

(A/N: Just to warn everyone, I may get my High School Musical kicks when I do the HP/YGO crossovers, and take down these three stories)

Holes- When Yami, a teen convicted of a crime he didn't commit, gets sent to a camp for teen felons where you have to dig a hole every single day in the hot desert sun, he decides that life couldn't get any worse. Until he got his nickname and started falling in love with the quiet boy who looked like him. Puzzleshipping. K-plus - M (?)

Lady and the Tramp- Dog-Human Hybrid Yugi loves live with his people, Heba and Atem. But when they start to ignore him, he finds that his only source of comfort is a street hybrid named Yami. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. K-plus - M (?)

Lilo and Stitch- 16-8-1-18-15-8 is an alien that was made to destroy, can change his form at will, and was sentenced to exile. Yugi is a lonely 16 year old, considered weird by his 'friends', adopts 16-8-1-18-15-8 from the local animal shelter, names him Yami, and has no idea what he's getting into. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: T - M

Life Size- Yugi greatly misses the pharaoh, so he casts a spell to bring him back to life. The only problem is that it brought the Pharaoh Atem collector’s doll he got for his 17th birthday to life. -Post Anime- Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Monster’s Inc.- When the dragon-humanoid monster Yami stumbles across a child, the bane of monsters, he has no choice but to take it home. The next day, it’s up to him and his roommate to get little Yugi back to his home, where he belongs. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Mulan- Prince Yugi was very tired of his grandfather treating him like a 2 year old instead of 16, So when his country goes to war, he runs away and joins the army. He didn't count on his friend's following him or falling in love with the half-Egyptian half-Japanese captain, Yami. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Mulan 2- Even though Yugi saved his home from the invading army, he still feels trapped when his grandfather announced that he had been engaged since birth to the Egyptian prince, and Yami’s half-brother, Atem. Now he gets to travel to Egypt with his friends and Yami, his secret lover, to prevent another war to their small country. Puzzle, Blind, hinted Monarch, and eventual Mobiumshipping. Rating: M

Oliver and Company- Yugi is a street cat who remembers nothing about being a kitten. When a dog named Yami spots him and takes him off the streets, Yugi immediately starts to feel better. Puzzle, Blind, Monarch, and eventual Mobiumshipping. Rating: M

Planes- Yugi Moto is a crop duster, meaning he flies straight at low speeds spreading manure over corn fields. But when he gets the chance to compete against top notch racers in the Wings Around the Globe Rally, he jumps at the chance. Blindshipping. Rating: K plus - T

Pocahontas- Prince Atem was free spirited and went where ever the wind took him. When he first saw the strange clouds on the horizon, curiosity overwhelmed him. But so did love when he saw Captain Yugi Mouto. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie- Prince Atem wants to prove he is not a child more than anything, and the best way to do that is to catch a dragon-humanoid, the most dangerous creatures in the land. But when he meets one named Yugi, his whole perspective on these creatures changes. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Sleeping Beauty- Prince Ryou was cursed shortly after birth by three evil fairies Yami, Seto, and Marik. The evil fairies counter parts, Yugi, Joey, and Malik, hatch a plan to keep the prince safe until his 16th birthday. Tendershipping, Puzzle/Egyptianshipping, Puppy/Eternityshipping, Bronzeshipping. Rating: T - M (?)

Tarzan- Yami was the different one. He knew he didn't fit in very well with his duel monster family. When strange creatures that look like him, and one of them really does, come to his home, he follows. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Tarzan and Jane- Small stories of little adventures Yami and Yugi have after getting married. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

The Princess Diaries- Yugi Mouto’s only desire in life was to pass 10th grade and runs his grandfather’s game shop. But when his cousin from Egypt pops up in Domino and announces that he’s the heir to the throne, Yugi is suddenly thrust into stardom that he’s doesn’t even wants. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T

The Princess Diaries 2- Upon reaching his 21st birthday, Yugi is to succeed the throne of Egypt. But apparently he has an relation that‘s a bit more qualified than he is, and that man is intent on wooing him. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

The Sword in the Stone- Wizard Atem and his assistant Yami move into the local castle to help the servant boy Yugi. Monarchshipping that leads to Mobiumshipping. Rating: M

Treasure Planet- Yami felt that he had no future. His father abandoned him and his mother when he was 10, and life just sucked ever since. When an elderly pirate crashed at the inn, literally, he passed off a map that would lead to the treasure of the greatest and most feared pirate in history. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Wreck-it Ralph- Being the 'Bad Guy' in his game, Fallen Pharaoh, for the past 30 years, the part-human part-dragon ex-Pharaoh Atem departs to see if he can win a medal and be a good guy. Along the way, he meets as little glitch named Yugi, who wants to be a racer in his own game. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

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DreamWorks

How to Train your Dragon- Yugi lived in Domino, a nice place except for the pests: the dragons. But by a chance of fate, Yugi befriends a Fir'awn, the most dangerous breed of dragon known to mankind. Puzzle/Blindshipping or Puzzle and Blind with eventual Mobiumshipping. Rating: M

Joseph: King of Dreams- When Heba was sold by his jealous brothers because of his untimely ability to foresee dangerous events in the future, (he’s a seer blessed by Ra), he never expected to find himself working as a slave in the palace of Egypt. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: M

Kung Fu Panda- As a great evil threatens the land of Japan, the Yu-gi-oh, a person with the skill of Kung Fu, dueling, holds the Duelist Scroll, and the Egyptian God Cards, is the only one who can stop this evil. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Kung Fu Panda 2- After defeating the darkness that threatened the Valley of Peace, Yugi fulfilled his destiny by becoming the Yu-gi-oh. But during a fight against some bandits, Yugi receives a flashback of... his mom? Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Kung Fu Panda 3- Yugi has mastered inner peace, and thus needs to complete the next step of his training, mastering chi. But, his birth father shows up at the same time as the next mad man, who has somehow gathered the chi of deceased kung fun master's, and uses it to attack them. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Megamind- Dragon alien Hybrid Darkness (Yami) has always tried to conquer Kehmet and the Super hero Pharaoh (Atem). When it actually happens, he finds himself depress, and falling in love with the ace reporter Yugi, the late Atem's boyfriend. Puzzle, Blind, Monarch, and eventual Mobiumshipping. Rating: T - M

Monsters vs. Aliens- Ryou didn't ask to get hit by a radioactive meteorite that would cause him to grow over 50 ft. tall, or to fight against an alien invasion with other monsters that the government had locked up. Tendershipping, Puzzleshipping, Bronzeshipping, Puppyshipping. Rating: T - M

Prince of Egypt- Prince Yami was always called 'Little Atem' or 'Atem's Shadow', due to looking like his older brother, and he was sick of it. But when he gets kidnapped from the palace and injured to the point where he can't talk, he has to rely on the family of a boy he secretly released from slavery. Moments of Dominant Yugi and Submissive Yami. Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

Rise of the Guardians- The ones who guard the children are faced with an old threat, and need more aid. Chosen by the Man in the Moon, Jack Frost, or Yami as he calls himself, wanted nothing to do with the other guardians, or the job. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron- Stallion Yami was as wild as the wind and could not be tamed, despite efforts from the humans. But upon meeting some humans who were actually nice, something inside him changed. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

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Melting-Pot Movies

These are movies that don't have enough made by the same company, (20th Century Fox, Walden Media, etc.) to be their own category.

Alpha and Omega- Yugi is an Alpha werewolf, while his best friend Yami is an Omega. When the two are captured and relocated, Yugi knows he has to get back home ASAP, or there would be trouble for the pack. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T

Alvin and the Chipmunks Movies (20th Century Fox)

1. Alvin and the Chipmunks- Struggling CEO and secret songwriter Seto Kaiba could barely manage his own life/company, so what made him think he could handle singing demons? Rating: K-plus - T

2. Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel- After an accident puts Seto in the hospital, the Yami’s get sent to school. At school they find their mates, but they’re working for Pegasus. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

3. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwreaked- Family vacation gone wrong as a prank played on Yugi and Atem quickly gets out of control. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Aquamarine- Ryou is scared of water, and his best friend, Malik, is moving. When a merboy named Yugi washes into a pool at the local beach club, they're offered a wish in return for helping him prove love is real. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Avatar: The Last Airbender- Based on the Cartoon, not the movie! Yugi is the Avatar who has been missing for the past 100 years. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

Casper: The Friendly Ghost- Tired of moving place to place all the time, Atem finally convinces his dad to stay at the place they were hired to find ghosts’ at. But he didn’t expect for there to actually be ghosts in this dusty old house, or that he would fall in love with one. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Dolphin Tail- On his way to summer school, 16 year old Yugi stumbles across an injured dolphin, and stays with her until the Aquatic Rescue Team can help. Making friends with the local marine rescue team, Yugi helps the dolphin recuperate from the loss of her lower fin, and finds a hint of romance while he's at it. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Epic- Deep in the forest live a group of small people who dedicate themselves to the protection of their queen and the growth of their land against the rot and decay spread by Zorc the Dark One. On the day that Queen Tea chooses and heir, disaster strikes, and two young humans named Yugi and Heba get drawn into the battle against good and evil. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating K-plus - T

How the Grinch stole Christmas- The demon Yami terrorized the people of Domino, especially around Christmas time. But despite all of that, one little teenaged boy named Yugi was not afraid of him. Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

One Night with the King- When the queen of Egypt was banished, a new one was sought to take her place while the pharaoh was at war. Though Yugi was pretty, he didn’t get why the guards didn’t send him home for being a male. Egyptian/Blindshipping. Rating: M

Quest for Camelot- Yugi longs to be a brave warrior for the pharaoh, like his father before him. But when the ex-warrior who killed his father shows up on his doorstep, taking his mother and grandfather hostage, Yugi has no choice but to enter the forbidden underground forest to find the pharaoh’s missing Millennium Puzzle. Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

The Iron Giant- A lonely and orphaned boy named Yugi, raised by his grandfather, discovered a giant red dragon that apparently fell from space. Yugi, with the help of a high school dropout and his crush, Yami, have to stop the military and a federal agent from finding and destroying the dragon. Puzzleshipping. Rating: T - M

The Karate Kid- When 15 year old Yugi was forced to move to China with his mom, he got beaten up, and seemed to attract all other sorts of bad luck. But when the maintenance guy, Mr. Dartz, gets him in a Kung Fu tournament so the bullies will leave him alone, he really wished he had followed the Pharaoh threw the doorway to the afterlife. -Post Anime- Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

The Nativity Story- When discovered his personal slave, Yugi, was pregnant by him, Prince Atem sacrificed his royal life, vowing to keep his love and unborn child safe from all harm. Why? Slaves that were not married were not allowed to become pregnant, and both people who contributed were to be put to death. No exceptions. Blindshipping. Rating: M

The Seeker- Yugi suddenly gets yanked into a world of magic, tasked with finding eight magical items; he knows he’s gone crazy. But he really has no choice with Zorc the Dark One on the loose. Again, apparently. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Rating: T - M

The Sound of Music- Yugi was a doutei, (Japanese word for nun, also for male virgin), but he had a serious problem. He just couldn't follow the rules and stay in the kyoukai (church) like he was supposed to. When the positions of an osameru, (to govern others), opens, Yugi is sent to see if he can help the children of Capitan Yami Sennen. Puzzleshipping. Rating: K-plus - M (?)

The Swan Princess- Prince Yugi and Prince Atem had been engaged since shortly after Yugi’s birth. The two eventually fell in love, but then Yugi went missing and was placed under an enchantment. Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

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One Shots

My one shot ideas come at random times and won't leave me alone until I get them typed up and posted. If they start to take me a while, I'll post them here so you know what I've been doing.

Fairy Tales- These are fairy tales that I want to do but don't want to make into multi-chapter stories. So far, I'm interested in doing Little Red Riding Hood, Thumbelina, and Rumplestilskin. Puzzle, Egyptian, or Blindshipping. Rating: M

Werewolf (not actual title)- Nubia gives Egypt a new slave that Prince Atem is interested in. But it appears that once a month, Yugi gets a furry little problem because of a certain 'allergy'. Blindshipping. Rating: M

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Other

These stories are inspired by theater performances, another story that I've read here on FFN, or are just my idea.

A drunken one night (Not the actual title)- Yugi and Yami are high schoolers who have the same chemistry class. They have a drunken one night stand, can't remember what they've done, each other, and they managed to depart without seeing one another. Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

Cinderella (so not Disney)- Yugi is a slave in his own home. When an invitation for all of Egypt’s maidens gets sent out for them to attend the ball meant for Prince Atemu to find a wife, the slave in his own home, Yugi, takes some drastic measures to get in. Temporary Gender Bending Blindshipping. Rating: M

Come to this Series

1. Who came to this?- Start of Battle City & Virtual World (Seasons 2 (part) & 3): Sequel to 'Why did it come to this?' Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

2. When did it come to this?- End of Battle City & The Pyramid of Light (Season 2 (part) & They Pyramid of Light Movie): Sequel to ‘Who came to this?’ Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

3. Why it came to this- Waking the Dragons & Grand Championship (Season 4 & start of Season 5): Sequel to ‘When did it come to this?’ Puzzleshipping. Rating: M

4. How it lead to this- India & Memory World (Capsule Monsters and Season 5 (part)): Sequel to ‘Why it came to this’ Puzzle/Blindshipping. Rating: M

Darkness in the Light inspired fic (yugiyamifangirl); Zorc: the Dark One, and the Leviathan use the abandoned-feeling Yugi to kidnap Yami. Puzzle and Egyptianshipping. Dominant Yugi, Submissive Yami. Rating: M

Once on this Island- Adaption of the musical, a Jamaican Cinderella. When Prince Atem is thrown from his chariot and injured by bandits, peasant boy Heba will do whatever it takes to keep him alive and healthy. Even if it means defying the Gods of Egypt. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

Once upon a Mattress- Adaption of the musical. The kingdom of Japan is looking for a perfect royal to marry their prince, Yugi. Can the moat swimmer Prince Atemu be 'the one'? Blindshipping. Rating: K-plus - T

Peter Pan- mix of Universal Studio’s and Disney’s. Yugi has always believed in the stories of Yami Atem, the boy who never wanted to grow up. But when Yami actually come to his room with the offer to fly away to Neverland, will he take it? Puzzleshipping Rating: K-plus - T

Role Reversal inspired fic (D17-pharaohfox); Atem failed to pass the trial of the Weighing of the Heart, and was condemned to Ammit’s jaws. Desperate to save him, Yugi takes a great risk in getting his other half back. Blindshipping. Rating: T - M

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Song Shots

These are one-shots that are songs. But they are only one chapter, and are in no way connected to another chapter.

As of 01-15-2013, I have finished my 'Song Shots'. I may do more in the future, but none are currently planned

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My Likes

Pairings

Yugioh

Yami x Yugi (Puzzleshipping)

Atem(u) x Yugi (Blindshipping)

Atem(u) x Heba [Egyptian version of Yugi] (Egyptianshipping)

Yami x Atem(u) (Monarchshipping) [Occasionally. I won't be writing any just Monarchshipping stories. When I do any Monarchshipping, it will lead into Mobiumshipping]

Yugi x Yami x Atem(u) (Mobiumshipping)

Seto x Joey (Puppyshipping)

High Priest Seth x Joey (Revertshipping)

High Priest Seth x Jono [Egyptian version of Joey] (Eternityshipping)

High Priest Seth x Joey x Seto (Castleshipping)

Bakura x Ryou (Tendershipping)

Thief King Akefia x Ryou (Gemshipping)

Thief King Akefia x Bakura x Ryou (Bakushipping)

Marik x Malik (Bronzeshipping)

Tristan x Duke (Chaseshipping)

Tristan x Serenity (Ardentshipping)

Duke x Serenity (Cheershipping)

Leon x Rebecca (Foreignshipping)

Duke x Tea (Persevereshipping)

Priest Mahad x Priestess Isis (Pleashipping)

Tristan x Tea (Supportshipping)

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Harry Potter

Harry Potter x Remus Lupin

Harry Potter x Sirius Black

Remus Lupin x Sirius Black

Remus Lupin x Fenir Greyback

Harry Potter x Tom Riddle Jr.

Harry Potter x Lord Voldemort

Ron Weasly x Hermione Granger

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The Hobbit

Bilbo Baggins x Thorin Oakenshield (Bagginshield)

Fili x Kili (Durincest, I believe it's called)

Dwalin x Nori

Dwalin x Ori

Anime (top one I like best)

1. Yu-gi-oh

2. Avatar: The Last Airbender

3. Pokémon

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Books

1. The Hobbit

2. Harry Potter

3. The Inheritance Cycle

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Dislikes

Parings [If I do any of these pairings it will be brief, and will change into Puzzle, Blind, or Mobiumshipping]

Yami x Tea/Anzu (Revolutionshipping)/ Atemu x Tea/Anzu (Vanishshipping)

Yugi x Tea/Anzu (Peachshipping)

Yugi x Vivian Wong (does anyone have a shipping name for this one? I'm calling it Loveslaveshipping for now, due to how Vivian wanted Yugi to be her love slave if he lost the duel against her after she hurt his grandpa [Japanese Version of the anime])

Yami/Atemu x Vivian Wong (Blackmailshipping is what I've seen for this one, but don't know if that's the official name)

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Normal People vs. Yu-Gi-Oh Fans

Normal People: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal People: Say "Oh my God! (OMG!)"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

Normal People: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book, or kidnap Mokuba, and blame it on you!"

Normal People: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal People: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEMU!"

Normal People: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal People: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Just know that Marik and Malik have sent out their Rare Hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal People: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik or Malik.

Normal People: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

Normal People: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal People: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

Normal People: Don't believe in the apocalypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh Fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

PASS IT ON PEOPLE!

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If you are a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, then put this on your profile.

You know you’re an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you...

1) Think all villains are hot

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami

4) Want a trench coat

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity

6) Think Tans are super sexy

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best

11) Would go gay for some characters

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a children’s card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series

14) You think genders don't matter anymore

15) CROSSDRESS

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove you’re an obsessed fan

18) You are a fangirl/boy

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh

21) You have completed/almost completed your favorite characters deck

22) You often quote characters

23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh

24) Every day you practice your evil laugh until its perfect

25) You think men that were crop top are awesome!

25) You have either a dragon, occult, Egyptian and/or dice fetish!

26) You love your friends!

27) You can quote most episodes.

28) You'd love to go to Egypt

29) Your answer to everything: Shut up

30) You have spent hours looking for Millennium Items

31) You own a Millennium Item

32) If you own a Millennium Item: You were sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over.

33) You think having a yami is perfectly normal

34) You know all/most of the shipping

35) You can easily name Yaoi couples and the shipping names

36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37) You often dress like a character

38) You are part of the small minority that actually gets the game Duel Monsters!

39) You prefer Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's any day

40) You own a creepy doll/teddy.

41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime its LIFE!

42) You wear your school blazer as a cape

43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans; Day 2 - the same; Day 3 - the same; Day 4 - the same; 3 month later: "its season 2 better change clothes!"

44) You have a background song!

45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!"

46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privilege than a threat to you.

47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut!

48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore!

49) You treat that character like he/she is real

50) You know the dangers of glomping

If you answered 'Yes' to any of these, you are an obsessed Yu-gi-oh fan.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"