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Joined 11-17-11, id: 3439721, Profile Updated: 10-18-16
Author has written 14 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Greek Mythology.

Hello people of Earth. I would like to share just a bit if you don't mind. My name is Monroe and I am from Idaho. I am a fan of anime (ex: Bleach, Claymore, Hellsing, Ouran High School Host Club, etc.) and I love to read (ex: Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Kane Chronicles). I also love music and some of my favorite artists are: Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and really anything of that flavor. In many of my stories I actually share a little of my musical tastes.

I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with PJO per say, but I really do love it. My favorite characters are: Nico, Hades, Hestia, Poseidon, Thalia, Hephaestus, and Percy.

I'm also willing to take requests for stories. I may or not write them, though, depending if I like the idea or not. I'll take requests for:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

(Fav. Couples: Percy X Annabeth, Travis X Katie, Jason X Piper, Frank X Hazel

Fav. Characters: Percy, Annabeth Thalia, Nico, the Stolls, Leo, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Hades, Poseidon, Hephaestus, Hestia, Dionysus)

Kanes Chronicles

(Fav. Couples: Anubis/Walt X Sadie, Carter X Zia, Set X Nephthys, Bes X Tawaret

Fav. Characters: Sadie, Zia, Carter, Anubis, Set, Amos, Bes, Tawaret, Bast, Sobek, Ra)

Hellsing

(Fav. Couples: Pip X Victoria

Fav. Characters: Alucard, Integra, Victoria, Walter, Pip)

Claymore

(Fav. Couples: Clare X Roki

Fav. Characters: Clare, Teresa, Galatea, Roki, Miria, Deneve, Jean)

Naruto

(Fav. Couples: Naruto X Hinata, Sasuke X Sakura, Neji X Tenten, Shikamaru X Temari, Sai X Ino, Asuma X Kurenai

Fav. Character: the Sand Siblings, Akatsuki, Kakashi, Hinata, Shikamaru)

Bleach

(Fav. Couples: Ichigo X Orihime, Renji X Rukia, Ukitake X Retsu, Shunsui X Nanao, Grimmjow X Apacci, Nnoitra X Nel, Gin X Rangiku, Toshiro X Momo

Fav. Characters: Arrancar/Espada, Visards, Ichigo, Rukia, Ukitake, Retsu, Shunsui, Nanao, Gin)

Fullmetal Alchemist

(Fav. Couples: Ed X Winry, Roy X Riza, Alphonse X Mai, Dorochet X Martel, Kimblee X Archer, Greed X Kimblee, Maes X Gracia, Ling X Lan Fan

Fav. Characters: the Homunculi, Mustang, Hawkeye, Ed, Al, the Devil's Nest chimera, Kimblee, Archer)

Ouran High School Host Club

(Fav. Couples: Tamaki X Haruhi

Fav. Characters: Kyoya, Haruhi, Hunny, Mori, Haruhi, the twins, Tamaki)

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

(Fav. Couples: Sebastian X Grell X Will, Sebastian X cats

Fav. Characters: Grell, Sebastian, Will, Ciel, Tanaka, Undertaker)

Adventure Time

(Fav. Couples: Finn X Bubblegum, Finn X Flame Princess, Jake X Lady, Fionna X Marshal Lee, Fionna X Gumball, Fionna X Flame Prince, Marshal Lee X Gumball

Fav. Characters: Marceline, LSP, Flame Princess, Tree Trunks, Princess Bubblegum)

Avengers (Movie) (I guess you could include Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man too)

(Fav. Couples: Clint X Natasha, Tony X Pepper, Tony X Bruce, Tony X Steve

Fav. Characters: Loki, Coulson, Tony, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Natasha, Maria)

Hetalia

(Fav. Couples: Greece X Turkey, Sweden X Finland, Canada X Cuba, Canada X Prussia, Austria X Hungary, Russia X Belarus, Russia X Ukraine, Lithuania X Belarus, Lithuania X Poland, Italy X Germany, Spain X Romano, Switzerland X Liechtenstein

Fav. Characters: Canada, Greece, Turkey, Hungary, Ukraine, Russia, Italy, Romano, Spain, Germany, Austria, Latvia, Iceland, Norway, England, France, Liechtenstein)

Homestuck

(Fav. Couples: Aradia X Sollux, Tavros X Gamzee, Karkat X Terezi, Nepeta X Equius, Kanaya X Vriska, Eridan X Feferi

Fav. Characters: Everyone )

BBC Sherlock

(Fav. Couples: John X Sherlock, Sherlock X Molly, Sherlock X Irene, Mycroft X Lestrade

Fav. Characters: Sherlock, John, Moriarty, Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly, Mrs. Hudson)

Doctor Who

(Fav. Couples: Jack X Everyone, Nine/Ten X Rose, Eleven X River, Rory X Amy

Fav. Characters: the Doctor, Donna, Jack, Rory, Amy, Rose, River)


Name: Monroe

Birthday: April 29 (Taurus)

Hair: short, thick, curly dark brown

Eyes: dark brown

Height: 5' 4"

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Purple, Black, Gray, White, Red


for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (i think?), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be in love them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I am actually a bigger girl, but I don't care 'cause I love myself :))
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (People just don't hit on me or talk to me much...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do drugs and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I play clarinet and am learning guitar... Its some of the best fun ever...and, ok, I admit I'm a bit of a dork, but the good kind.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA,
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Um... I was born in Idaho...quite a ways from the border...)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (No...just no)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich... I am kinda rich but I still don't like this comment
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I dislike big parties and alcohol.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Unless you piss me off...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke. (I'd never touch that stuff.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (In my steak that is.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying wannabe, bitch.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED and JUDGED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

WHAT AM I?

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4... I guess that's reasonable...

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal
X Youve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total :6... Sweet...

PUNK

You can skateboard
X You've worn plaid.
X you like Converse
You hate MTV
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6

GEEK

X You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total :9 predictable (to me, nerd and geek are compliments. :))

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
X You have been depressed
X You have black rimmed glasses.
X You like the band Evanescence
X You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
X You have written a sad poem
X you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 6 again predictable

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
X You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 1 that im pretty sure shouldn't count

HARDCORE/SCENE

X You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
X You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
you are going/did go to a sports summer camp
you have a specific number
Total: 1...saw that one coming.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.Haha yea...
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
X sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
TOTAL: 9...that was semi-predictable. I live with my mom and hate my dad so...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance.
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
X you like wearing perfume
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 15...holy crap! If I'd been asked this a few years ago this would probably be around 5 or 10...

Good friend vs. Best friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

Funny, Random Quotes

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Maturity is overrated.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you're an artist as well as a writer copy and paste this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, An Amine Fangirl, ChaoticWriterCrazy, 13-Goth-Gyrl-13

If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile

1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2. Favorite guy character? Nico

3. Favorite girl character? Thalia

4. Favorite God? Hades

5. Favorite Goddess? Hestia

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Hades

7. Is Luke hot? ...Eh...

8. Would you join the hunters? A few years ago I would've said yes, but now...nah

9. Archery or sword fighting? Depends on the situation. If I had a sword, though, I would want a claymore.

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? IM-ing

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Morpheus

13. Least favorite? Hercules

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? year rounder

15. Favorite couple? Percabeth

16. Are you a demigod? Yep

17. Who would be your parent? I would want either Hades, Morpheus, Hecate, or Thanatos (any Underworld deity pretty much)

18. Favorite minor character? Clarisse

19. Ethan or Luke? Ethan

20. Favorite monster? The Ophiotarus

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Immortal Families Are Eternally Messy by TagTheScullion reviews
Bunch of unrelated one-shots of Hades' family bonding (demigods, sibling bromance, immortal wife, petty disputes, discovering the 21st century, what could go wrong, right?)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hades, Nico A., Hazel L.
The Parenthood Drabbles by HecateA reviews
A collection of drabbles honouring the parents of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus cast of demigods, gods and mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 157 - Words: 190,260 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 12/22/2012
That Stupid Kid by xotakux2002x reviews
Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. slow burn kakuhidan plus a few others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,637 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 21. Vacation
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
The Rain Stays The Same by LilyHellsing reviews
It is better to betroth distant lands to spread influence & power. That was what Lady Macintosh said before she died. Now widowed Macintosh is greeted by an English Duchess that is to marry his younger son. Alas, the couple-to-be couldn't hate each other more & Lord Macintosh is the one who comforts her. Overtime, she starts to believe she has been promised to the wrong Macintosh.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,857 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lord Macintosh, Young Macintosh - Complete
More Trouble Than You're Worth by Pandoru reviews
It's come to my attention that there aren't too many Devil's Nest gang stories on this site. And when I find one, the gang usually dies in the first chapter and it becomes an OC story. So here's my premise: Out of necessity, Greed hires on a completely ordinary human being to work for him. A slice of life type story.(Updates in progress, this fic and I are both still alive ;)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 323,403 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Greed, Martel, Dorochet/Dolcetto, Roa
Summertime Café by zombified419 reviews
Iruka Umino inherits an old café in the quiet town of Konoha, making him the new landlord for a small strip. He never can seem to catch the neighboring shop's owner, but the small town friendliness of a stranger he runs into outside has his attention. Maybe running the café wasn't going to be the hassle he thought. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Iruka U., Kakashi H.]
Parallel Lines by Itachi's Husband reviews
[AU] To Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha has it all; a lavish downtown apartment, a nice car, and a well paying job whereas he himself has nothing. No home, no job, and no prospects. But when their paths cross, Kisame comes to realize that beneath the surface, Itachi has everything to lose while Kisame himself has everything to gain. It just depends on how you look at it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Cat's Cradle by Aki13th reviews
Post-manga. After discovering that Greed is still alive, Selena sets out to get him out of Lin's body and into his own. Unfortunately, things are never quite that simple. After having to escape from Xing and deal with Amestrian political issues, things could get as tangled as a cat's cradle. GreedOC. Sequel to Curiosity Killed the Cat.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Greed, Ling Y., OC
Not Your Hero by Cobalt Dreams reviews
Hades has never been particularly fond of the Olympians and tries to avoid them as much as possible. Unfortunately, they don't care about what he wants; in fact, several Olympians seem determined to irritate him as much as possible. He may or may not start to enjoy it...
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Dionysus, Hades, Hermes
Child Services by MiyaBlack reviews
AU. Romano and Feliciano Vargas have just lost their parents. Romano, who is 22, must care for his 6 year old little brother. Enter Antonio Carreido, the agent from Child Services who must record his progress, however, it's hard for the cheerful Spaniard to keep from falling in love with this little broken down family and with Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Warmth of Your Love by friendsoftheabccafe reviews
"The warmth of your love's like the warmth from the sun." Just a bunch of random, unconnected Solangelo one-shots throughout their relationship. In some they will be together, in some they won't be yet, but it will all focus on the ever-fascinating relationship of Nico di Angelo and Will Solace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,873 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Dirge of Hell by Theisaryz Eufuelle reviews
From birth until death - the story of Hades Aidoneus, king of the underworld. Romance, Drama, Family, Comedy and Tragedy all rolled in one.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,995 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Hades, Persephone]
The Gayest Day Ever by HecateA reviews
Nothing says homo-erotic subtext or straight-up gayness like Achilles and Patroclus, Sappho, Plato and Socrates, or even Alexander the Great. Hence the fireworks and confetti at camp on July 26. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Chiron, Nyssa, Mitchell, Lacy - Complete
Centuries of Sunshine by miabria reviews
It's Nico and Will's long awaited wedding day. Not all weddings are perfect. In fact, all weddings have their flaws. Even so, it will be the greatest day of their lives. A wedding no one will forget.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Hazel L.
Today You Are You by ghostystarr reviews
"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" Or, when Nico finds that he has nothing more to wish for. Solangelo. ((Happy Birthday, Nico!))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Hazel L. - Complete
Meet The Parent by rosa suscipit reviews
Synopsis: Will and Nico end up being invited to dinner by Hades in the Underworld, not Will's favourite idea of a first date but you can't exactly say no when the host is the God of the Underworld. (oneshot, bit fluffy Will Solace/Nico di Angelo)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades - Complete
Now That I Know by HecateA reviews
Starring a little girl obsessed with mermaids, a college drop-out who nearly gets drowned by one, and an adult whose over them. Oneshot. Written for the PJO Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Poseidon, Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
The Sea In Your Eyes by TheOrichalconThief reviews
And whenever she glanced into those mesmerizing eyes, she would lose herself in the detail of their verdigris shade, morphing into a lighter jade that tumbled and rolled like the waves of the sea. He had the ocean in his eyes. SallyxPoseidon. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Sally J., Poseidon] - Complete
Crystal and Pomegranate by ViolaHarmony reviews
Glimpses into the lives of Persephone, Hades, and their family and associates. A series of short works that can stand alone but still go together. Rated PG. Title changed from "The House of Hades (One-Shot Collection)" to avoid confusion and misunderstanding.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,345 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hades, Persephone
Love Is For Dorks by RayMontague reviews
Mercutio is hopeless at romance, Romeo is a useless heterosexual, and Benvolio is too innocent and honest to know how to take a hint. Modern AU. Benvolio/Mercutio. Written for a prompt on Tumblr.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Complete
Of Flowers and Scrub Suits by Ms. Reen reviews
Sometimes, she wished she wasn't engaged to one of the most successful surgeons of the era. Most of the times, she just wanted more donuts. ON HIATUS
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Hades, Persephone]
Of Hates, Rants and More Hates by L1berty0rD34th reviews
With hates ranging from Chaos Stories, to terrible summaries, to horrible "love", this novel of hates, dictated by Percy Jackson, will go all out in an attempt to (unsuccessfully) cure the Percy Jackson Fandom. Warning: Heavy language, sexual themes, and high levels of unfriendly statements towards certain topics.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Percy J.
The Underworld Sky by Coqui's Song reviews
"Do you remember when you healed Percy's wounds? By the River Lethe? Can you heal a broken heart?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Nico A., Iapetus - Complete
Percy, I shrunk the Gods by Donakiko reviews
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You messed around with ancient FORBIDDEN Greek magic and have turned the most powerful beings in existence into BABIES!" One mishap leads to a chain of trouble as Nico's accident with Hecate's magic turns the immortal Gods into moody toddlers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
In which Sherlock learns maybe Quidditch isn't so stupid after all by girlwith1oneeye reviews
Sherlock goes to see John play Quidditch, but doesn't expect to enjoy it quite as much as he ends up doing. (Shameless, ridiculous Potterlock fluff)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Fear Itself by I am not Aphrodite reviews
Once a year, the six famous children of Cronus get together for some family bonding time. However, every year leads to new and sometimes horrifying surprises. What could possibly go wrong when Hades is in charge of the group?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Demeter, Hades, Hestia, Poseidon - Complete
Dear FanFiction by rose.who.writes reviews
What the Percy Jackson and The Olympians think about the major FanFiction Topics of the stories written about them. I don't own PJaTO or HoH, Rick Riordan Does. Rated T to be safe but should probably be K
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
Children of the Underworld by Muse of Fanfiction reviews
Hades and Persephone during her pregnancies with their three divine children.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,238 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Knock Out! by Daisy-Max1196 reviews
Sadik Adnan, a professional boxer, is forced into getting tutored by Heracles Karpusi, the soccer team captain, and a romance begins to blossom!High school AU.R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Turkey, Greece
It All Started With a Turn of the Head? by tanakahal reviews
!DISCONTINUED!Something happened that night. Something totally unexpected, shocking, and confusing. No equations could calculate the magnitude of one turn of the head, and the effects it would have on a certain two physicists' hearts. SLASH Leonard/Sheldon pairing.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Strawberries by LadySlytherinII reviews
Things fall apart, and when they do, you can't tell if the falling apart happened gradually or all at once. Maybe things have been falling apart since the beginning of time, since before they even fell together. Prequel to Blueberries.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Aki13th reviews
14-year-old Selena lives a good life causing trouble for Greed and his men. At least until he brings in a certain suit of armor... Some familial and slightly romantic GreedOC. Mangaverse. Rated T for language. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 73,154 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Greed, Alphonse E. - Complete
Mommy's Little Doll, Daddy's Little Pumpkin by Tecna63 reviews
Just a little one shot with Jack, Sally and their five month old son, Darren.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Give A Dog A Bone by MollyMacabre reviews
Sally attempts to establish a bond with Zero, and ends up establishing a closer bond with Jack, instead. I'm a bit concerned that my brain handed this to me, but I hope someone enjoys it! T for mild sexual content.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Nobody's Flawless by Innoverse reviews
Every hero has a fatal flaw. It's just a matter of figuring it out before it's too late. Here, we go into the lives of our faithful heros and ruthless villians, pulling out the flaws that reside inside of them. These will be drabbles about each character's fatal flaw, Rated K plus for angst. Cover picture courtesy of talita-rj on deviantART, I don't own it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012
Determination by Innoverse reviews
Natalie Hartford never loses. For her, failure isn't an option. So when her little brother is kidnapped by the forces of Gaea, there's nothing she won't do to get him back. Armed with her wits, an annoying son of Hermes, a daughter of Zephyrus, and a son of Hecate who can't seem to get his spells right, Natalie embarks on a quest to save her only family. ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,884 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012
Hands Off by glambertcello reviews
Tony gets bored during a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting, and starts snatching Bruce's possessions and messing with them. Science Boyfriends. Natasha and Steve friendship (they're the ones observing this happen). Oneshot. I do not own the Avengers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Come Little Children by xXfireXflyXx reviews
After hearing Loki sneak off in the middle of the night, Sigyn fears the worst. However, she quickly learns that her husband has a strange affinity for a particular Midgardian holiday. Pre-Thor Loki/Sigyn one-shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Loki - Complete
Lost Blood Ties by Amalthea-Shine reviews
Winry learns the truth about her mother's family, and Scar gets a big surprise
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Winry R., Scar - Complete
NO WAY IN HADES! by Donakiko reviews
Okay, my life was bad enough to start with, finding out my 'dead' father is in trouble, being sent to a 'camp' that shouldn't exist and having the world think I'm dead is worse. It's even harder when I can't look people in the eyes...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Hades, Percy J.
Impossible by RussianTeacup reviews
Thalia is a chimera taken in by Greed, working as one of his minions. An unusual friendship forms between them, and soon blossoms into love. But they will both realize how wrong Greed is when he says nothing is impossible. Greed x OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Greed, Martel
Emotional Flashbacks by glambertcello reviews
Tony asks Bruce if he remembers anything about when he becomes the Hulk, and Bruce tells him of the only time the Hulk has ever been scared. I do not own anything related to the Avengers! Tony/Bruce. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harmless Magic by Xx Ryssel xX reviews
There are so many stories about the broken or dangerous side of Loki, but what about the softer side? This tells the story of Loki and his daughter Hel before Odin sends her to Niflheim. Enjoy this sweet Oneshot and tell me what you think!
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Red Gem by Molly Grace 16 reviews
Gem was found on the streets of Dublith and raised by Greed and his chimeras. Ten years later, her family is killed by the military. As she sets out across Amestris, she tries to sort out her feelings for a greedy homunculus and a Xingese prince. On Hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Greed, Ling Y.
Mike and Ike by FireofRiptide reviews
What happens when Percy and Nico discover that their favourite candy makers, Mike and Ike have split up? Read to find out! This is very random, and is not a slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Blueberries by LadySlytherinII reviews
Tony doesn't trust very many people. So when he wakes up in the morning and Bruce is gone, he can't say that he's surprised. Bruce doesn't trust very many people. That's why he had to leave. A story about love, in two parts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Girl Problems by Innoverse reviews
Percy gives Jason, Frank, and Leo some well-needed relationship advice. Two-shot, Percabeth, Jasper, and Frazel. Plenty of humor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Sin of my Soul by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Hades knows he should keep his attentions fixed on Demeter, but her lovely daughter persists in catching his eye. Persephone is sunlight on roses and schoolgirl giggles tied up all pretty with a bow...It's a pity she's only thirteen. Based on Nabokov's Lolita. R&R, please.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Hades, Persephone
All sick senses by Possibility Girl reviews
After the perfect, normal and ambitious student gets kidnapped with Kimblee as captor, things tend to become little extreme. But exactly how thin is the line between extreme and psychotic? To them, it was all fun and games after someone got hurt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kimbley
Being King Isn't All it's Cracked Up to be by dontyoucrynomore reviews
"In all honesty, he hadn't even known gods could get migraines; his wife and son's bickering had proven that gods could." In which Persephone rants, Nico mocks, and Hades...Hades gets stuck in the middle with a giant migraine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hades, Nico A., Persephone, Demeter - Complete
Immortally Dysfunctional by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
The Olympians have communication issues. A series of phone calls and drabbles between the gods. Enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
I Bet the Cats Didn't Care by LuckyRosepetal reviews
Turkey receives an "emergency" call from Greece. Hint: It was NOT an emergency. Greece just wanted someone to go shopping with. Turkey was not amused. It gets worse. Well, for Turkey at least. Greece had a great time. Greece/Turkey. Can be seen as either romantic or platonic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Doctor's Game by Takara Phoenix reviews
Will is having dirty dreams about a certain Sea Prince. What he doesn't know is that Percy knows that. Will/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Will S., Percy J.] - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
The Gift by silvers-edge reviews
Turkey is forced to participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange with the rest of the Nations and gets something for Greece that he really wants. What will Greece think when he finds out who his Secret Santa is? Gift fic for my Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Holy House and the Demons' Dwelling by defying3reason reviews
Lucifer, Mara and Iblis are roommates, and if that wasn't a volatile enough combination, Jesus the Christ, the prophet Muhammad and the Buddha are their next door neighbors. Hijinks ensue. Update: the teachers and the devils struggle with Christmas
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Southern Diner by apocalypticangel47 reviews
When Munch is sent to Georgia on a job, he encounters some interesting characters in a diner during his lunch break. Can John survive a conversation with these backwoods hicks and a flirty waitress, or will he have to take a man down to get through it?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - J. Munch - Complete
Precious Last by LovelyWeather reviews
There is something more touching about the terror in the last cries than pity in the last words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
Before I Hit the Ground by Byronic Heroine reviews
"It was an odd sort of wish, but Nel felt like she understood." A collection of interconnected drabbles about the unspoken relationship between Nnoitra and Neliel.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Savin' Me by Inuyoshie reviews
Five Espada are thrown into the human world on a wager between Aizen and a mysterious stranger. In order to regain their powers they fall in love. Sounds cliche, ne? But in the end, who will save who? Lotsa OCs, darkish, but enjoy.Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Grimmjow J., C. Stark
Down the Rabbit Hole by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki finds himself back in Wonderland and must slay the Jabberwocky to save everyone from an evil dictatorship. Along the way Ichigo recieves help from the inhabitants of Wonderland; including the handsome Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. GrimmIchi AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
In Common by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"You're a lot like her, ya know." Piper finally gets to her the real story about Silena. Clarisse/Piper friendship. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Clarisse R., Piper M. - Complete
Mmm! Coffee! by Cap'nHoozits reviews
Just a typical morning at Starbucks. Or is it? AUish? Crackish? I make no apologies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Scar, Kimbley - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by new name new me for pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Unofficial Followers by Primer Dimer reviews
It would take one of the seven demon princes to corrupt the holy Standard Bearer Michael and it would take Asmodeus himself, the demon prince of lust, to make him enjoy it. Asmodeus/Michael.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Michael - Complete
Closing Time by The Laughing Phoenix reviews
Prompted by the phrase "Starrk and Kyoraku would make awesome drinking buddies". Christmas present for Pyrozia, Starrk and Kyoraku friendship fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Shunsui K., C. Stark - Complete
Mother by Derruhm reviews
No matter how far away you are, when she's gone it seems unreal. I didn't get a chance to say I love you. TurkeyGreece, surprisingly NOT angsty. Written for my Mother, even though she'll never get to read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
A Chimera's Tale by Akari-Aiko reviews
Lies is the prized "Angel Chimera." She finds herself caught in the fray of a Fullmetal saga. But, all she wants to do is go home. Written by Aiko.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Greed
Incendiary Relations by GreyLiliy reviews
Kimblee discovers the benefits of having a drinking buddy, but what happens when it starts going farther? Kimblee x Archer
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,831 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - [Kimbley, F. Archer] Roy M. - Complete
Veterinary Hell by Metal Wolf Gemstone reviews
What happens when you’re part dog? You need to take a trip to the vet! Poor Dorochet. A funny story about Greed taking the chimera to the vet’s for rabies shots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Greed - Complete
Folie A Deux by Ravenclaw42 reviews
The chimeras really shouldn't have fallen in love with Greed, they know that. Because even their love can't protect him from his own obsessions...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Greed, Kimbley
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Creep reviews
Tabitha Monroe was always alone. Of course, you kind of have to be if everything and everyone you touched died. There is no place in the world she feels normal and loved. That is, until she locks eyes with a daughter of Aphrodite. LacyxOC; girlxgirl
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 52,219 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Lacy, OC] Thanatos
Queer History
*q-slur tw* Months after the Second Giant War, Nico is still coming to terms with who he is and goes into the Underworld to tell his brother, Edgar. However, he's greeted by a group that have nothing in common. Or do they...? *Historical figures 'cause I can and I have*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Nico A. - Complete
Ode to Sunshine reviews
With Will's birthday coming up, Nico wants to do something special for his boyfriend. So what does he do? He asks Will's rather famous older brother for help with writing him a sonnet. Two-shot. Historical figures involved.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Nico A., Will S.
Message for the Messenger reviews
Hades is rather surprised to find Hermes in his palace so late at night. However, he's not very surprised by the reason. Bonding. Basically Uncle!Hades and Nephew!Hermes. Takes place some time after The Last Olympian. R&R. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Hades, Hermes - Complete
Hello, Old Friend reviews
Poseidon is pacing through one of Olympus' many gardens when he is greeted by an unexpected visitor. Both know the pain of having a child in Tartarus, and as such, find small comfort in each other... Strangely enough. Set before/during HOH. T for a miniscule amount of swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Hades, Poseidon - Complete
Lost reviews
Nico runs into a very strange girl on the streets of L.A. Something about her catches his eye and he can't help but want to know more. She promises to help him find what he has lost. Unknown to him, she is searching for what she has lost as well and finds it in him. Onesided OCxNico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Nico A., OC
Haunted
There was an island Odysseus washed up on that Homer made no attempt to tell. On this island, the king of Ithaca came face to face with a deity who'd haunt him for quite some time...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Morpheus - Complete
Family Bonding reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
Consequences reviews
One-shot. There are consequences when one does something they shouldn't. Dionysus learns this the hard way when he goes after an off-limits nymph. As he's basically banished for the next hundred years, the only thing worse than being away from Olympus is being away from his wife. Dionysus x Ariadne
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Dionysus - Complete
From Dusk and Dawn reviews
From Dusk and Dawn are the winds born. A story of the meeting of Eos and Astraeus and the birth of the four winds and their lives growing up.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Eos
Tulips and Cupcakes reviews
One-shot. Sadiq finds a sweet surprise on his door step. Lucky birthday boy. Slight Turkey x Greece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Unwanted Memories reviews
Two-shot. One night Dionysus relives one of his least favorite memories. Sequel to 'Names'. T for swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Dionysus, Hestia - Complete
Names reviews
One-shot. One day Percy is curious about Dionysus's behavior towards demigods, so he confronts him. He learns quite a bit about the camp director. R&R, please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Dionysus, Percy J. - Complete
Snuff reviews
Oneshot. Set X Nephthys. Songfic based on 'Snuff' by Slipknot. Surrounded by the darkness of the Duat, he can't help but think of her...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Set, Nephthys - Complete