Life sucks: Seriously, it sucks. Being completely unsuccessful in job hunting means that gap between employment gets bigger and bigger, which does not look good on an application. Also, I legitimately forgot my password to this site for years and just never had the time or inclination to come back to any of this. I can honestly say I'm ashamed about some of the stuff I've written and am sad to admit that I'm not much better now. In either content or skill. Doesn't mean I'm giving up though. I'm gonna try and give this all a second shot. Just have to get my head back into it, ya know?

Country: USA

Age: 27

Gender: Male

LIKES: Anime, video games, manga, zombie stuff, POWER RANGERS, being lazy, Hatsune Miku

HATES: Dragonball Evolution especially the game since they ruined Yuri Lowenthal's street cred.

Dreams: I would love to have someone construct a cover for my stories. Don't really think people will want to do that for me for free.

SIDE NOTE: Writing is most definitely hard.

POLL CHOICES

Naruto/DragonBall Z: Naruto is sent into the DragonBall world as a child, meets the gang as a teen during Piccolo jr. Saga and dies against Nappa during the Saiyan Saga. He is then sent back to his home world instead of Other World in order to fulfill his duty as the Child of Prophecy. (Manipulative Sandaime, Neutral Danzo, Cold Sasuke, Konoha bashing) [major story decisions handled via review]

Naruto/One Piece: Immediantly after the Uchiha Massacre and before the ANBU's arrival, Tobi uses Kamui to send Sasuke to a far away island. Sasuke grows up on said island with only his first name and eventually joins the Straw Hat crew before being sent back to the Land of Fire thanks to Kuma's Devil Fruit Power. (ooc Sasuke with bird themed attacks and a dream to fly, dark but good Naruto, everything else is canon-ish)

Naruto/Bleach: We've all read stories where Naruto goes to Soul Society and Kyuubi becomes his Soul Cutter but what if it was the other way around? "7th seat of Squad 4 Kurama, reporting for duty!"

Naruto/Dissidia Final Fantasy: During a lull in the three year training trip, Naruto is called into the War of The Gods as a Warrior of Cosmos and falls in the 11th cycle. The actions in the 13th cycle return him to his world with seemingly no memory of the battles he fought but a different outlook on life and a hole in his heart. Will his friends ever find out what happened, will they ever care enough to look? Who are these people plaguing Naruto's dreams and why are they so familiar?

COPY AND PASTE STUFF

You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Personal Dictionary:

Bitched: adjective, The act of becoming a prison bitch.

Story Status

CURRENT STORIES

A Righteous Phantom's Journey/ Chapter 3: In Progress

Takeru's Nightmare/ Chapter 4: In Progress

Fate's Binding Chain/ Chapter 8: In Progress

3 Sisters and a ManWitch/ Chapter 2: Planned Out, currently writing

Ultimate Comics, Danny Phantom/ Arc 1: In progress

The Legendary PKKer, The Black Moon/ Chapter 1: Planning Stage

True Safety and Absolute Peace (series)

The Messenger/ Chapter 3: planning stage

The Assassin/ Chapter 2: planning stage

The Hokage/ cancelled

The Alliance/ cancelled

Clearing his head (one shot): complete

CHALLENGE TIME! Message me the link if you're interested

NARUTO The ninja courier

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze has lived his life in the shadow of his sisters, the twin bearers of the Kyuubi. Constantly neglected and forgotten by his parents and the majority of the village, he submerges himself in the Uzumaki sealing arts. His only friends the Hyuuga heiress' twin sister Hanabi, and Setsuka Uchiha, the youngest daughter of the Uchiha clan head. His makes his goal to be the clan head of the Uzumaki and revive Uzushio as is his right as the first born son. But how will he gain what is his if he cannot gain his parents attention. Especially when he refuses to join the ninja ranks despite his skills? Just to be clear, Naruto's sealing skills have to be able to make Jiraiya and Minato's look like child's play. Any pairings are completely up to the writer accepting this challenge. Try to have at least a little bashing in it, just for lulz not for realz.

NARUTO: Ultimate Magneto

Naruto delivering the defeated Sasuke back to Konoha was met with hatred all Jinchuuriki deal with. Naruto is soon executed by Konoha and is given new life in the Ultimate Marvel universe as the mutant Erik Lehnsher aka Magneto. The similarity of hatred for mutants in this world and for Jincuuriki in his original world awakens his memories as Naruto and prompts his campaign for mutant supremacy. Dying once more at the hands of Cyclops, he is given the chance to return to his birth world with his mutant powers intact and some unlikely allies in exchange for one task. This task? Destroy the hidden villages.