Hello, all you peoples of FanFiction!

Name: Sam

Location: A place near Prim's place

Age: Forever changing...

Username: Fearless Katniss Everdeen. I WAS GoseiGokaiBlue, but I decided to change. I love the Hunger Games!!

Gender: Girl.

Avatar: Prim (Innocent Primrose Everdeen) gave me my avatar. A big thank you to her!

I'm really busy, so some if not most of my work will be one- or two-shots. It may not be that good, either; I'm not an avid writer. Coming up with plots is tricky, but I love making OCs!! Fan requests for stories or songfics are very much appreciated! I can write for any of the following fandoms:

Harry Potter

Super Sentai Gokaiger or Goseiger

Power Rangers Samurai

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus

Chronicles of Narnia

Big Bang Theory

Hunger Games

And many others that will take too long to type...

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! We messed up! But that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS

1. Rue

2. Prim

3. Gale

4. Katniss

5. Haymitch

6. Cinna

7. Mags

8. Peeta

9. Finnick

10. Foxface

11. Madge

12. Annie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Cinna and Madge...nope. Don't plan on it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Katniss could be considered hot. I'm judging from a girl's perspective, though!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Annie...got Peeta...PREGNANT?! Annie, run. Finnick AND Katniss would be after you...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No fics on Finnick come to mind.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Prim and Cinna...maybe, but NOT likely.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Haymitch/Finnick or Haymitch/Foxface. I'd have to say Haymitch/Foxface, but neither sound quite right...AT ALL!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Rue and Peeta...not unless you count Poof's story "Games," no.

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Haymitch...not yet...

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Rue and Mags are in a happy relationship until Finnick runs off with Mags. Rue, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Madge and a brief unhappy affair with Cinna, then follows the wise advice of Haymitch and finds true love with Annie.

Okay...in what UNIVERSE are Rue and Mags in a relationship?! Finnick and Mags I can see as a possible couple. Rue and Madge would just be FRIENDS, and Rue and Cinna would only be FRIENDS!! When does Haymitch ever become sober enough to give dating advice? And where on Earth are Rue and Annie lesbian?! I'm okay with lesbians, but AY AY AY!!!

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Peeta, PLEASE don't hurt little old Mags!! She can't help it...

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Uhhhhhh...hi?

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Shudder* Peeta and Madge...I must be hallucinating...

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

PRIM!!! WHHYYYY?!

14. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Foxface, why are you looking through my stuff? This is NOT the Hunger Games!!

15. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Rue! *Holds her and fixes wrists up.* You can tell me anything.

16. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Thank you, Katniss!!

17. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Cinna...why do you need my hairbrush?

18. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Mags, Finnick, and Katniss are singing "I'm Having a Heart Attack" by They Might Be Giants at 3 AM! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Prim and Madge...are my TEACHERS?! Oh, yeah!!!!

20. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Rue and Haymitch...I'd run out of the room and call the mental institution. Peeta would probably be like, "Do I know this girl?"

21. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Makeup for next year's tributes, most likely.

KATNISS
[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim.
[ ] You hate cats
[ ] You like to wear your hair in a braid.
[ ] You find sticking to instructions tough.
[ ] You aren't too fond of people in general.
[x] You hate being indebted to people.
[x] You hold grudges.
[x] You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person (I can be. Just not all the time.)
[ ] When you sing, the birds fall silent.

Total: 4

PEETA
[ ] You're an artist.
[ ] You love to bake.
[ ] You can decorate well.
[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x] You're clever. (Well, I CAN be when I need to...)
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[ ] People tend to be charmed by you.
[ ] You're a fantastic liar.
[ ] You're a hopeless romantic.
[ ] You have a strong sense of self.

Total: 1

GALE
[x] You question everything.
[ ] You're very defiant.
[ ] You're spontaneous
[ ] You're a rebel with a cause.
[ ] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[ ] People would describe you as being good-looking.
[x] You're very intelligent
[x] If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them.
[x] You hate your Government
[x] You don't mind providing for your family

Total: 5

PRIM
[ ] You're innocent
[ ] You have blonde hair. [x] You adore animals.
[x] You love helping people in need.
[ ] People seem to be fond of you.
[x] Over time you've become quite wise.
[ ] You are nurturing.
[ ] When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse.
[x] You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you (Innocent Primrose Everdeen counts for me!)
[ ] You are very forgiving.

Total: 4

CINNA
[ ] You're creative.
[x] You root for the underdog.
[x] You dress simply
[x] You stand up for your cause
[ ] Your hair is simple and easily manageable
[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[x] You would be willing to die for a cause
[ ] You are brave.
[ ] Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest.
[x] You aren't like anybody you live with

Total: 6

EFFIE
[ ] You're somewhat materialistic.
[ ] You've dyed your hair a wild color. [x] You're somewhat naive.
[ ] You're chirpy
[ ] You're punctual and hate lateness.
[ ] Etiquette is important to you.
[ ] You're rich
[ ] You can be considered an airhead
[ ] While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths
[ ] You hate where you work

Total: 1

HAYMITCH
[x] You're very sarcastic.
[ ] You get drunk often.
[ ] People might find you condescending
[ ] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
[ ] You're very lonely.
[x] You're very intelligent.
[ ] You tell it like it is.
[ ] You're dependent on something/someone.
[ ] You're grumpy.
[ ] You're cunning

Total: 2

RUE
[x] You love music.
[ ] You're small and graceful.
[x] You hum often.
[ ] You inspire others
[ ] You're always hungry.
[x] People underestimate you.
[ ] You're innocent.
[ ] You're smarter than you look.
[x] You're an underdog.
[ ] You're a good singer

Total: 4

Most: Cinna. Uuuuuhhh...what?

Second: Prim and Rue

Least: Peeta

I love having reviews and constructive criticism! Flames will be used to make s'mores, and Prim will find out. Thank you for reading my profile, and see you on the writing...hopefully soon!!!!