Rumford Goldfellow is an international rock star; Rum Gold is the man behind the guitar. When he demands a secluded spot for his next album, the label sends him to Storybrooke. Unfortunately, no one could predict what would happen when he meets the world's biggest sweetheart, Belle. Rumbelle Secret Santa prompt: Rocker Gold Bakery Owner Belle. For: TheSassyWallFlower.

Cabin Pressure AU, adapted from the BBC Radio 4 Series by John Finnemore. This is some light humor and romance set around a plane called Juliette and her unlikely crew: the steely owner, Mr. Gold; the bumbling Captain, David Nolan; the sly First Officer, Jefferson Madden; and the beguiling flight attendant, Belle French. Rumbelle.

An Enchanted Forest AU. What if the Dark One never turned up for Belle's deal? Obviously they would meet in a Shakespeare-inspired dystopian theocracy set in Nottingham. Obviously. Prepare for a Rumbelle love story of political intrigue and a lot of religious themes (not all of them nice). Written for WestCoastMalone in the Rumbelle Secret Santa.

Regency AU! With Napoleon looming and Neal gone, Mr. Gold has no choice but to toil away exposing French informants and spy rings, hoping to turn the tide of the war. At a dinner party for the debauched and misbehaved, Gold weaves his way in and out of the lives of his suspects, but he finds more than expected in the beautiful Mrs. Lacey.

Ten unrelated stories that I wrote to help my friends count down to the season premiere tonight. They run the gambit from K to M, and some are even cross-overs. If you don't like the look of one based on the short Author's Note, you can move on to the next installment without missing anything.

Ivelle served with a twist - a story of love, loss, and love again, served with a side of bird song, transformation and death. This one gets a little dreamy and a lot plotty, not the usual cannibal smut; written from a prompt given at the 6 Month RumBelle Anniversary .

1912-1920, a RumBelle, Snowing & Ensemble OUaT AU set at Downton Abbey. No previous knowledge of D.A. necessary, not a crossover unless you count the setting . "In the years leading up to and preceding WWI, life marches on at Downton: an above-stairs story of romance, betrayal, and changing sensibilities."

Modern Day AU. Mr. Gold had no patience for anyone, least of all the incompetent blonde responsible for his morning tea. Rich men seldom needed to. But when the unwitting Belle French accidentally inherits the unpleasant task of bringing tea to the devil, will Mr. Gold remain as he is or will the beauty tame her beast?

Belle takes a bite, and things don't end nearly as well as they did for Snow White. She thought she'd run forever, until she met Col. Ives. Warnings: Cannibalism, more hardcore cannibalism than "Virility," if you want to compare it to something.

Ginny Lucas didn't mean to survive her whole family that night, and she certainly didn't mean to fall in love with the cross-bow wielding Abraham Van Helsing. A bawdy romance detailing Granny's younger days, because why the hell not?

Ives has grown weary through decades of endless wars, but Ms. Gold leaves him feeling quite peckish. Let's not pretend this is anything less than shameless Ivelle smut. Warnings: Cannibalism, wild abuse of history. My OUAT friends should probably watch Ravenous first.

Modern Day AU RumBelle - Companion to "Tea with the Devil." You don't have to read one to enjoy the other, per se, but it will definitely help.

The Queen is dead, long live the Queen. Sequel to "The Persistence of Thought."

Rush cares what she thinks.

The story of how Belle finds Destiny, and the one man who ruins it all.