NinjaInAnImaginaryLondon
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Joined 04-20-12, id: 3938416, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Avengers, and Sherlock.

I used to have an account here.. ahh how I've missed this site. I had a story on that account too, but I won't reccomend it to you because it was terrible and written by me 2 years ago.

Might as well introduce myself...

I'm NinjaInAnImaginaryLondon, aka (in real life) Sara. My username comes from the fact that I think ninjas are cool, and I REALLY wish I lived in London (I'm an American, BTW). So therefore, I live in my own London of my own imagination. London is where my FAVORITE band Coldplay's studio/headquarters are, and London is just so inexplicably, inexplainably, unashamedly awesome. I've never been there, sadly, but I still love it anyway.

I have a tendency to ramble, in case you hadn't noticed.

Anyway, I'm 14, a girl (and proud, damnit!), I love love LOVE LOVE Coldplay, Converse, chocolate, and cupcakes. My favorite books are The Lord of the Rings, 1984, any and all books by Anne McCaffery, any Sherlock Holmes story (any written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, that is), the Inheritance Cycle, the whole Maximum Ride series in its entirety, the His Dark Materials trilogy, the Uglies series, the Wheel of Time saga, the Looking Glass Wars trilogy, and I don't really like TV but my favorite TV show EVER is The X-Files. The only show I have real respect for, even if the show ended like 10 years ago. When it comes to Twilight, any hater is a friend of mine. Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj and all rap, country, and dance music can go die in a hole. A deep, dark hole. ROCK FOREVER!

On July 5th I will be going to Philadelphia, the Wells Fargo Center, to see Coldplay in concert! BE JEALOUS, EVERYONE!

Digression.

I love science. Flame patterned duct tape is cool. Charlie Brown by Coldplay is an epic song. My favorite number is 42. Ninjas kick butt. My phone has a blue case. Randomness is good. The voices in my head say I should shut up now. Muse is a kickass band. Coldplay's song Major Minus is a stalkerishly-badass song. Neon pink is dumb, but neon blue and green and yellow and red and orange and purple is awesome.

My newest obsession-like thingy is the Avengers. They're so awesome and kickass! I love Iron Man. He's my favorite. :)


WATCH OUT. THE THOUGHT POLICE MAY BE MONITORING YOUR ACTIONS. ALWAYS BE CAUTIOUS, BUT NEVER AFRAID. THOUGHTCRIME ISN'T A CRIME, JUST FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. THERE NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE ANYONE LIKE YOU IN THE UNIVERSE. NO AMOUNT OF PRESSURE CAN CHANGE THE TRUTH. IF THE THOUGHT POLICE TRY TO TAKE YOU AWAY, THE AVENGERS WILL KICK THEIR ASSES AND SAVE YOU, DON'T WORRY ;)

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A Series of Prompts by totalizzyness reviews
A collection of 00Q prompts I've been taking on Tumblr. All are stand-alone drabbles unless stated otherwise. Rated M for some of the content. Warnings and prompts inside.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,486 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 3
I'll Stand By You by formerAnnie reviews
With secrets of the nation and only a single allegiance, a woman must choose between following her heart and defying a king in the struggle between good and evil. One wrong move could mean the end of freedom in Alagaesia - one right could tear her apart.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,210 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Murtagh, OC] Eragon S. - Complete
Devils Kiss by Mini Reyes reviews
A serene, calm, beautiful desolate island and four FBI agents to enjoy it. What could possibly go wrong on an island off the coast of Hawaii with an unknown entity inhabiting it?-Dramatic, dark, fluffy, funny, romantic. MSR AND DRR- a story for all!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [F. Mulder, D. Scully] - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fix You by Brandi Golightly reviews
After saving Natasha Romanoff from a playground bully, Clint becomes best friends with the little red head. Follows Romanoff and Barton through school from kindergarten to high school. Features characters from the movie-verse and some from the comic book-verse. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,455 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Super by wirewrappedlily reviews
Tony Stark and Sherlock Holmes are both brilliant, cocky, sometimes-selfish bastards. But what happens when Tony finds himself thrown through time and space into Victorian London, with his counterpart thrown forwards into 2012? Tony/Steve Sherlock/Watson
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - S. Holmes, Iron Man/Tony S.
Where's My Weapon! by Saffa reviews
We all know that the Avengers have their own weapon. But who's to say they were never interested in somebody else's weapon…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012
Quietly and Softly by Amledo reviews
Just a little Steve and Tony get together fic. Fluffy stuff inside and an Avengers betting pool.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Mostly Harmless by WerewolvesAndWinchesters reviews
How Tony and Bruce become best friends, or 'Why being a genius and a fanboy is not always a good combination.' Tony and Bruce have a lot in common, and one of those things happens to come in the form of a book with 'Don't Panic' written in large, friendly letters on the cover. Avergers fic with a dash of H2G2
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
From Over the Sea by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
The Wheel of Time turns, and one man turns against it. And he does not take kindly to people hurting his friends, as the Seanchan can attest. Only the idea is mine. A fairly random and unbeta'd oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rand A. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Teliko. x3 reviews
What if there was only one choice? And all the other ones were wrong? And there were signs along the way to pay attention to?
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,937 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Dancing in the Dark by WingedArcher1 reviews
Iggy and Ella have feelings for each other but neither of them wants to speak up in fear of losing their friendship. What happens when these emotions boil over and prom approaches? And what does Fang have planned for Max? Read to find out. Was written before Nevermore came out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,129 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Off Off Broadway Musical by Queen of Narnia49 reviews
What happens when Max, the Flock, or any other characters from Maximum Ride are feeling emotional? Why, they break into song of course! Rated T for a couple of curse words, suggestive language, and paranoia.See disclaimer on profile!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
As the Clocks Strike Thirteen by smoggylondonair reviews
When Rose and the Doctor inexplicably land in an alternate London that eerily resembles the book 1984, they must investigate the catalyst that led to the existence of this universe and avert it before it spreads to their own.
Crossover - Doctor Who & 1984 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 10th Doctor
What Really Happened in Eldest? by deepblue1028 reviews
SEQUEL TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN ERAGON! The story of Eldest- but funnier! Game show hosts, klutzy queens, and evil trees are only some of the things found in Alegaesia. Pu them all together, and you'll get one crazy reproduction of Eldest!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Eragon S.
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SHERLOCK Drabbles reviews
My self-imposed writing challenge. Each drabble is a theme, one theme per letter in Sherlock's name, starting with Sleep and ending in Kindness. Johnlock. Lots of fluff! Rated T for light swearing and the usual kissing and stuff, nothing too overboard. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Always a Way Out reviews
SPOILERS! Tony Stark is given a choice. To die peacefully or to go back to the cold, hard world he defended alongside his friends, the Avengers. There is always a way out, but this time, will he take it? A mysterious woman he meets along the way could help him decide. Prequel to my upcoming fanfiction, "The Melting Point of Iron." Formerly called "You Have a Choice, Tony Stark."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
The Ultimate Avengers Truth or Dare Game reviews
The Avengers play Truth or Dare against their wishes. My OC Victoria rules this game, in which Tony is humiliated, Bruce and Steve hate life, Natasha blows everyone's mind with her mindblowing skills, Thor is confused, and Clint hates karma. Written in play form, rated T for swearing and the occasional suggestive comment. No pairings. Alternate Universe set after the movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The End And Beginning Of His World As He Knows It reviews
Two hours to the epic demonic smackdown battle at Stark Tower, Tony Stark, the overconfident billionaire extrodinaire is nervous. Not because of the upcoming insanity, but but because of a certain Avenger he happens to like... a lot. SLASH. Iron Man/Captain America, and if you don't like it don't read it or flame it. Rated T for swearing, because that's just what Tony does.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
I Swear to God I Won't Swear reviews
Steve refuses to swear, so Tony decides to rid him of that habit. With the help of his fellow Avengers, some technology and chemicals, can they do it? Established Tony/Steve relationship. Rated T for swearing and violence. NOW ON TEMPORARY HIATUS until further notice. Sorry :P
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Tears Stream Down Your Face reviews
Natasha Romanoff realizes the mistakes of her past when Clint Barton saves her from... well, herself, instead of killing her. This is kind of what runs through her head during that time. Sorry it's short. This is NOT a Natasha/Clint fic, sorry everyone. Please read and review :
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
When U Give A Character A Phone reviews
This is what happens when you let the Inheritance Cycle characters have Androids. There may be some swearing, but it's mostly just randomness.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira
Our Opinion: No Wings? reviews
The world-saving buttkicker Maximum Ride strikes back! At what you ask? Fanfiction. All those "No Wings" stories have really ticked her off. The Flock joins the fight to save their wings. Rated T for a kinda graphic death later in the story. Fly on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Max
The Cat reviews
Angel brings home a cat. The question is, will Max let her keep it? Random short cuteness nobody can resist, because this is Angel we're talking about. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Max, Angel