Part One of The Saga of the Snapes: The only solace young Severus Snape has from his abusive parents is the spunky redhead who lives next door. The friendship follows them through their years at school, but can it survive the choices each must make? NOTE: AU since OOTP. I am way too far in to re-write for what became canon. Rated M for violence to be safe.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.

It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.

Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice

Severus SnapeOC ( but a good OC). Arranged marriage, baby daughter, cameo by Lupin...all the good stuff. Basically, if you want to see Snape fall in love in spite of himself, read.

You know those pressing little questions that bother you and never get answered? Well, here's your chance to find the answers! A series of one-shot fics. Find hilarious answers to some questions you've been dying to know!

Of chocolate liqueur, French garbage cans, Celestina Warbeck songs, and many, many Shakespeare love quotes exchanged by the Good Ship SnapeSinistra. But not because they like each other. Not at all. Um. Right.

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!

“We’ve set up Headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while…” Remus Lupin to Harry in OotP - Here's the story of the rebuilding of the Order, bridging the gap between GoF and OotP from Sirius's point of view - all canon. COMPLETE!

(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.