"Always so smart, aren't we, Sherlock? It's not exactly a piece of a puzzle I'm going to give you – it's more of a warning, if you will. I'm going to take the person who matters the most to you. And unless you stop me, a throat will be sliced before little miss Morstan's baby will see the light." Sherlock just wanted to find SOMETHING on that Tom fellow. And he did.

A simple sort of Fluff with Cicero, my take on how this part of the Dark Brotherhood quest went. FemDragonborn/Cicero. I might revise or add a bit later on. Let me know if you like it. Please read and review :

When Johnny introduced Mavis to his dad, he didn't expect him to be put off by her age. Only three years, right? Surely her heritage, rank, or species would do that? Who ever said humans were uncomplicated... Johnny/Mavis one-shot

Devious!Spock takes advantage of a certain captain when James Kirk is kidnapped and put up for auction. Re-written.

Same Mission. Different team. What if it wasn't just the I.M.F who were looking into the possible lost nuclear codes? There's nothing like keeping it in the family...

After Megamind becomes Overlord, the inmates of the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted wonder: will he remember them? One-shot, rated T because prisoners cuss a lot.

Bones hates life, Spock can sing, and the Bridge crew of the Starship Enterprise would make a great band! Also, if Sulu is not concerned, Chekov is fine. One-shot

Castiel overhears your dirty thoughts and asks you to show him what you were thinking about. Castiel x reader. Oneshot. Warning: mature content (smut, smut smut!)

Eden is terrified of every man who comes in contact with her on the Enterprise after she is rescued from the slave trade. Can she learn to trust? OCxBones, possibly OCxKirk?

After the Enterprise spends five years in deep space, Starfleet decide it is high time to make some bureaucratic changes. If evil twins, sex pollen and transporter malfunctions are going to become standard, they are going to need more paperwork.

Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch. (Kirk/Spock, first time)

The Dragonborn has had enough of Brynjolf blowing her off with empty promises of speaking another time. *One shot smut fic. Female Dragonborn/Brynjolf pairing. Warning: Graphic/Rough sex scenes* Rated M for good reason. Because it's plain smut. Possible spoilers for Thieves Guild quest line. Story has been revised and updated: 07.06.2016.

Spock is acting unusual around Ensign Jones. It's making her a little uneasy and she is struggling to figure out what is going on. When an unexpected Pon Farr happens and they're trapped on a planet it leaves Jones with an unwanted bond. Unable to break the bond she is well and truly stuck. This story is how Spock and Charlotte Jones come to terms with being stuck together,

It's Emily's birthday, and Bonejangles has forgotten. ...Or has he? One-shot. Please don't flame. Thank you so much.

Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*

According to Scotty, Freya McKenzie is way out of his league. But his friends do not agree... This can only end one way: badly. Scotty x OC, rated T (just to be safe) for language. Have fun reading, review and follow!

After rescuing you from a crazy madman, Phil Coulson comes to your bunk on the Bus to make sure you're doing okay. But... He may also have a little something else on his mind.

A plan to get out of a magic-bound cell results in Tanith enticing the guard, Sanguine - and in the process, he learns probably the most important and painful lesson he ever could learn. If you get the references, then you get a cookie :D

"You told me we were going after a serial killer house! It swallows people up and days later spit out their clothes you said." "Ah." "But look at it! It's just an ordinary house." "We don't know that yet." What even is going on anymore? Well, this is what happens when I re-read LSoDM. Can be read as Valduggery or not :D

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Uvelaes Nilera was once a Dunmer noble, but a twist of fate has him finding his true home in the Dark Brotherhood. Ties in with For the Jester's Heart; not a full history - only Uvelaes's POV from chap23.

Skulduggery and Valkyrie have feelings for one another. Will they dare to tell each other? Warning! Spoilers (for those who hasn't read all books yet, especially if you are only on book 5 or less) and mature content. This story contains sex, so if you don't like Valduggery, or don't want to read any spoilers, please do not read this story. You have been warned!

A very tiny drabble just for fun, because you cannot tell me that Doctor Who and Star Trek aren't the same fandom in different perspectives, and that Captain Kirk and the Doctor aren't total BFFs every time they meet, which is somehow, considering all of time and space, strangely often... (Could also be Reboot!Star Trek 'verse, if that matters.) May write more.

Gills allow a gaseous exchange to take place across the surface of highly vascular comb-like filaments using a one-way current of water. This structure increases the surface area so that enough oxygen can be absorbed and the density of the water prevents the gills from collapsing. Out of water, the gills collapse and they'll begin suffocating. Even alien fish will suffer it.

Would've thought Chekov had a sister? And would've thought he could handle alcohol so well? fluff

Harry never expected to wake up from the final battle to wind up in the Shire as a 3-year-old ISTARI! But then again... The unexpected always happened to him. Features the entire LOTR story with twists. Follow a magical journey of second chances...

"Next Time I get to seduce the rich guy," Brandt huffed as he hit ground. Here's next time.

After fight breaks out during shoreleave, Jim finds himself in the unusual position of handing out punishments to Starfleet Admirals.

The laughter died, but the silence didn't come. Instead came the thoughts, the memories, things he hadn't dealt with in a long while. But the Listener is a good friend, a true friend! The Listener will listen to poor Cicero. (May be expanded upon, but a one shot at the moment.)

Loki/Reader Imagine you are writing your very own Loki Fanfiction when the god of mischief comes along and shows you just what he's capable of.

Molly goes on a few dates with Lestrade and Sherlock misses the mortuary. Molly/Lestrade and Sherlolly. T for safety.

A Star Trek Into Darkness Drabble. It's REALLY short and I suppose it contains spoilers...for one scene fairly close to the end. It is based on a thought that crossed my mind while watching the movie. I don't own anything, tell me what you think. T just in case. May expand it later.

A series of Coulson/OC ficlets, non-romantic. Meet Rebecca Coulson, Agent Phils adopted daughter. Since the death of her mother from cancer, Phil was the only one who was there for her. Sometimes family is all you really need.

The events that unfolded that day still haunt the newly-widowed Dragonborn's conscience. When she lays down to sleep at night, all she can see is the flames as the Dark Brotherhood's sanctuary burns. Another sleepless night leads Nazir to her room, and she soon finds him comforting her in ways they'd never expected.

When the Listener has a Nightmare, it is Faithful Cicero who allows her to sleep.

Jack FrostxReader. Just another night with Jack Frost. Warning: smut.

The Listener has been distracted lately. Nazir sends none other than Cicero to find out why. Cicero x Dragonborn (OC) *May contain spoilers. **OC being my character in Skyrim, as I know none of yours.

F!Dragonborn and Teldryn Sero indulge in a night of debauchery at The Retching Netch. Contains a teeny, tiny spoiler for the Dragonborn DLC. (Rated M for sexual content.)

Centuries after the battle with Pitch; Destiny demands the Man In the Moon release one of his Guardians to help aid Earth by becoming fully human so they can leave it and enter space. MIM agrees, on the condition that if anything happens to during the human-lifetime where the guardian is required, he will be released from his amnesia and remember who he really is...it does.

PWP. Loki likes long hair. ;)

Agent Kay is Phil Coulson's father, and Agent Kay is just the person that Nick Fury is looking for in the aftermath of the Battle of New York.

He wished it didn't have to end this way. He enjoyed the IMF, but he'd let the mission become personal. It was going to hurt more to leave. Maybe when it was all over, he could come back and tell them the truth. He was looking forward to rejoining SHIELD, but this was not how he'd wanted it to happen. He hadn't wanted to hurt anyone, especially Benji. Most of all Benji. COMPLETE

Here in Purgatory, a new legend is being told. The whispers carry warnings and lore of two new unstoppable forces in the old realm. Pre-season 8.

For the kink meme prompt: Seeing the movie again it struck me how often the team changes clothes and how Jane changed in the car with ease. I imagine being an agent would help break down any nudity inhibitions. I would love to see anything dealing with this.

Our future is defined by the events of the past. But what happens when these connections get twisted? Reviews are welcome!

Just a little one shot that takes place in a universe where Benji Dunn is Nicholas Angel's twin brother. The two share a talk after the events of both movies.

Cicero, trapped in the real world, seeks help from an indifferent psychologist who is thoroughly bored with her life.

"Climbing 130-story windows, nuclear missiles and stolen launch codes seemed so...tame...compared to Clint's job." When Loki takes over Clint's mind, Agent William Brandt joins the Avengers to get his brother back and save the world...Again. Movieverse.

After being captured on what looked like an abandoned planet, Jim's rescued, wild and animalistic. What was months for the crew was years alone for Jim.

Written for the prompt: "Ethan and Benji are out for a drink when a group of thugs jump them. The thugs have no idea what they've got themselves into". The thugs have messed with the wrong people. Big time.

""Yes, Cicero, you are mad, but I believe there to be only one cure for your madness. Me." I grinned to myself, still curled on the floor. Once again, sweet Listener, you are right." Cicero x Listener Audrey/Anemone Warning: citrus content and lotsa fluff

Oneshot: The Listener has agreed for her and Cicero watch Nazir's little girl while he goes to Riften as a small test to see if they're ready for children.

He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.

Cicero runs into the Dragonborn on a contract. This is what follows. F!Dragonborn/Cicero

What if there was more to the story Benji had told Ethan in M:I3? Benji is sent on a separate mission, leaving the team to wonder. Meanwhile, Brandt has some issues to deal with... Please read and review!

"Oh my God," Benji said, looking fairly impressed. "That's a lot of blood."

Just a little oneshot to lighten the heart. Benji/Will, very mild slash.

Remake of the Bridge scene. VictorxEmily. I DO NOT OWN CORPSE BRIDE.

When a group of criminals comes to Sandford, things take a dramatic turn. Warning: some violence and swearing.

Q decides Hermione Granger is messing up the timeline so he drops her in the future to be found by young James Kirk. To stir the pot, he leaves a trail of clues for the House of Surak. Then one day Spock meets a unique woman who fits them all. COMPLETE

Three years in space and Jim thinks nothing can really surprise him anymore. Well, apparently gods and family still can, as he finds out when he accidentally ends up in Asgard. Norsekink crack prompt fill.

oneshot. After the events of the movie, it would only make sense for Megamind to reprogram the brainbots. however, when the brainbots act on that programming, Megamind and Roxanne are in for a BIG surprise.

Valkyrie and Skulduggery are happily together, although no one else knows about it yet. However, this is about to change. Sequel to A Skeletal Romance. Valduggery, obviously. Now with Part II - meeting the parents.

Scotty and Chekov were never formally introduced during the craziness surrounding Nero; and that's not gonna work for either of them, so the Mess Hall seems like a good place to meet. No slash, just friendship.

Roxanne does some early morning wandering and discovers a hidden secret of Megamind's that leaves her speechless.

"I'm in love with Holly Lily Potter. I'm in love with my sixteen year old goddaughter." Ever since the battle in the DoM Sirius can't get his goddaughter's soft young body out of his mind. The lecher. Sirius/FEM!Harry ONESHOT! LEMON! #1 in Holly/Sirius series.

Total crack. A rebooted, rewritten "Mirror, Mirror", but instead of the scary mirror 'verse, Kirk ends up in a universe that's a little more... fluffy.

Valkyrie knows what she likes, and in this case, she likes Skulduggery. A whole lot. A Skulduggery/Valkyrie romance, rated M for a very good reason. Be warned: Skulduggery is very much a skeleton here. If the idea squicks you, don't click.

The Star Trek Version of a Classic Poem. For those who don't know the original poem... Warning: Character Death. Could be applied to the TOS universe or the 2009 universe.

How did our wonderful boy genius get so accurate at beaming up? Film anniversary prompt from TalesFromTheSpockSide.

Janine once accused Nicholas of being married to the force. Two years after the events of the movie, Nick is wondering whether his duty to the service is enough anymore. Nick/OC and deals with some of the aftermath of the NWA's actions.

A prompt from kink meme. Tribble sex. CRACK. Tribble dance. More CRACK. It all started with a crew of bored geniuses with too much free time.

I think Bones might be going through Pon Farr. Oh, also, call down to engineering. I don't think Scotty's going to be back to work anytime soon." Scotty tries to help the doctor loosen up. It has unexpected results. Rated M for a reason. Slash.

December 2006: Three people are on their way to Sandford for Christmas: Danny Butterman, Michael "Lurch" Armstrong, and a man with a red suit and a white beard. Rated T for immaturity, violence, and general "Hot Fuzz"-ness. Now complete.

Hot Fuzz. Set in the year that passed near the end of the film. Nicholas/Danny.

A short Vignette looking at the moment of the Piano Duet between Victor and Emily. VictorxEmily pairing. Highly romanticized. Please R&R