Fluffy the Pedestrian Slayerhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Howl's Moving Castle, and Death Note. Good evening. Or morning. Or afternoon. My name is Sarah, but on here I go by the name of Fluffy the Pedestrian Slayer. It's probably best if you don't ask why. I occasionally write FanFiction. I like writing about Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Death Note, and anything else interesting which happens to catch my attention. I have a bit of a habit of not finishing long stories, but I promise to try my best. |
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Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Moments of Panic by boz4PM reviews
A selection of drabbles, vignettes, ficlets and one-shots related to 'Don't Panic' and 'Okay, NOW Panic' and involving characters from those two fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/15/2008
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Movie Incident! by Aranwion reviews
COMPLETE Neo, Trinity, the Twins and gang all stuffed into a movie theater together leads to Twinnapping! Please R&R!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Twins, Twins - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
A Friend In Need by Ande Lawerence reviews
Oliver Wood is having a bit of trouble. Katie Bell attempts to help. Problems ensue. Complete 9.22.07.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,871 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Disaster by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Crack!fic! What would happen if Matt came home when Mello was trying to get Mogi to cooperate so that he may send him to Near's place to get the information he needs? Absolute chaos of course! [Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Twin Terror, The Early Years by Twin-One reviews
TWINSFIC! The Merovingian created them to cause chaos, so that’s what they’re going to do even if it means driving the Mero out of his mind while doing it. Take a cute, humorous and delightful look into the childhood of our favorite assassin Twins.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Twins, Twins - Complete
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by just giddy reviews
Everybody knows what happens to Harry and everyone else at Hogwarts, but what have our favorite Weasleys been up to all this time? R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - George W.
Teen Trouble by Kit19 reviews
Chance, One, Two and their children, Bethany and Benjamin are finally settled into Zion. What they don't realise is that Vlad has come after them, seeking personal vengeance. Will this guy ever give up? Or will someone have to die first?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Twins
Intellectuals and Quidditch Maniacs by Gaelic Lover reviews
One intellectual, one quidditch maniac and another that's half of each. Not a slash, slightly AU. starring Percy, Oliver and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Oliver W., OC
Mum Knows Best Sometimes by mindfunk reviews
The twins think they're in for it when Molly Weasley comes to check out their new store.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - George W., Molly W. - Complete
A Game Of Bogies by Hippopants reviews
Harry notices that the Weasley twins aren't acting like themselves, so he introduces them to the wonderful game of Bogies...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/20/2005 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Immortality by Kit19 reviews
What would you do if you were offered immortality?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Merovingian, Morpheus
The Return of the Twins by MJshunpike reviews
FINISHED :: Fred and George return for their exams. Unlikely? Not quite... NO MORE A ONE SHOT Fourth chapter up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - George W., Dolores U. - Complete
Double Trouble Two by Kit19 reviews
Chance is pregnant, but which Twin is the Dad? And how much chaos can kids really create in a chateau full of scary monsters and adventure? And if these kids are anything like their parents, you might want to duck and cover. Completed.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Merovingian, Twins - Complete
Welcome to the Real World II: The Choice by Twin-One reviews
The long awaited and highly requested sequel to my first story! Join Angel as she is reunited with her beloved Twins to once again take on the Merovingian who has a grudge against Angel!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Twins, Twins - Complete
Matrix Fan by The Smiling Shadow reviews
To all the fans out there, we endure a lot. But those who endure, conquer, and with the Matrix we have been inspired. To all those who have been hurt, and enlightened. I give you this. Through us the Matrix will never die. And we may even be unplugged
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Past and Present 2 by Cinn reviews
Basicly it's just a sequal to Past and Present. Well, with the exception of the last chappie of Past and Present, that doesn't exist in this fic. Just read, please. (crp at summaries, story is better)
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
Fun in the sun by Kyrillia reviews
Twinfic. Holiday with the Merovingian. How much worse can it possibly get?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Twins
NeoLand by Yoshi X2 reviews
Neo has done it now! He changed the matrix into a theme park! How will this affect Morpheus' little remaining sanity? Find out this and more! Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
I Can Hear Them by The Smiling Shadow reviews
My name is Mona, its an anagram of Oman. Mona can hear the others. She's heard them all her life. She can hear Neo, Trinity, etc...And They're begining to warn her...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Neo
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The diary of Neo: Reloaded by Ergo-Visavis reviews
What are Neo's inermost thoguhts? Does Neo HAVE any thoughts? Find out here! YAY!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Neo
Real World, Real Love by TigerLily10 reviews
What I think Neo and Trinity had to go through to be together. Takes place in between the 1st matrix and Reloaded. Authors's note has been removed,but request still stands
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Neo, Trinity
Giant Spider by Rathead reviews
There's a big spider.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
Twilight by Kyrillia reviews
Twinfic. Chapter 14 up! Romance, violence, humor, tragedy - you just have to read!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Twins
Vengeance: The First Reason to Live by Kelekona8 reviews
This is about Selene's sister and what could have happened if she lived...with a lot of other what if's mixed in grin.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004
Me and I by Crystal-Nimrodel reviews
We all know the Twins are in the employment of a mad frenchman. But what they do in the service of this mad frenchman, is kept completely secret...FINISHED
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Twins
Angels Dont Fly This Low by Kit19 reviews
When a young teen accidentally bumps into the Twins on a crouded street they wonder what went wrong. Weren't they meant to be invisible that day? Upon a closer inspection, she is more than what she seems. Completed, and with a very unexpected ending
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Merovingian, Twins - Complete
Austin Powers in The Matrix by Bradster2009 reviews
MatrixAustin Powers Crossover
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
Underworld Outtakes by NightSlash reviews
The title says it all. Rated PG-13 for language and other things. More to come.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 11/23/2003
More to Christmas by Twin-One reviews
TWINSFIC! The Twins set out to learn what Christmas is and end up as guardians to a lonely orphan who thinks the Twins are actually Christmas angels.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Twins, Twins - Complete
House of Trouser by Redqueen-01 reviews
Sparks decides that Neo needs to reclaim his manhood
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
Mall Madness by xlitt1er3d reviews
Bored the Twins decided to have some fun at the mall at the Merovingians expense, literally. [edited]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Twins - Complete
The very secret diary of the Merovingian by Kyrillia reviews
The title sums it up nicely...please R&R!!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Twin Files by Zalex reviews
The twins distant struggle to survive in a world where there are many choices good and bad
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Twins, Twins
Hawaiian Twins by Twin-One reviews
TWINSFIC! The Merovingian sends the Twins on a trip to Hawaii. All looks good until an array of bad, yet hilarious, events happen that turns the Twins’ trip into a trip of horror, one of which they’ll not soon forget!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,754 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Twins, Twins
A Most Excellent Matrix Adventure by Tinhamodic reviews
This is spoof that just came to mind. Don't know how this would turn out, was just writing on a whim. Please R + R! Thanks!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Neo
The Sanity's Gotten Away Again by Rage Aomori reviews
Fun randomness galore. Severe glomping, character bashing, and attacking of coffee mugs. OOCness is rampant! THE RUBBER DUCKIE HAS BEEN STOLEN! No plot, by the way. Or, is there...?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
The Oliver Wood Chronicles by fracindy reviews
...Or - What Happens To Quidditch-Obsessed Fanatics When They Tyrannize Their Team
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002
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After Life reviews
Light Yagami finds out what exists after life.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Light Y., L
I was bored! reviews
That's what they all say, Calcifer.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
