PervertFarmerhide bio
 Author has written 22 stories for Teen Wolf, Almost Human, Walking Dead, Hannibal, and Skam. Hi whoever is looking at this! I don't have much to tell ya except that I enjoy rping and writing. I mainly write for TeenWolf and so far I'm getting into Almost Human as well. Speaking of which, I have a forum for Almost Human xD, right har!: So check it out! It's still just a baby of course but I think it's got potential ;) Also, I do apologize for the stories I have hardly updated, it's simply because i am not creative enough and hardly have inspiration no thanks to my darn brain. It seems to attract the writer's block disease -.-'. What am I say? No excuses! I'll try harder to update as often as possible. |
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Rules: ugh! by splash1998 reviews
Derek had set rules when it came to his pack. First, no maiming or killing specific human members. No gnawing on the furniture. No having sex in anyone's bedroom apart from their own. And fourth? No peeing Derek off. Though - these never really worked out. Pack includes: Stiles, Scott, Derek, Peter, Erica, Boyd, Jackson, Lydia, Allison, Isaac. Series of one-shots! Some swearing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
I Might Care What You Say by luvsbitca reviews
Someone comes knocking on Derek's door with a surprise and it's up to his pack to help him learn to cope. This is set after the gang go to university.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Break Loyalties by ForbiddenLeo reviews
"He had given up so much, so much normality, so much life, so many dreams to help Scott. He never got as much as a thank you." Stiles begins to contemplate the effects of his friendship with Scott- The way Scott would ignore him for Allison, the way Stiles was never respected for the amount of times he put his life in danger. This gets pushed to the edge when Derek kidnaps Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,572 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
The Prince and the Lycan by DOUBTBUTNEVERREGRET reviews
Stiles is a Prince with the urge to live his life his way. Derek is a blacksmith's son who lives his life worrying about his family. What will happen when they cross paths? STEREK!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,881 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
You Don't Always Get What You Wanted by TomatoLullaby31 reviews
Nothing goes how Stiles wants it to, does it? All he ever wanted was Derek s attention, and if not that then a little attention from someone. What he didn't expect was to get three growling werewolves fighting over their right to claim him, yeah, not the attention he meant. How is this his life?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Scott M., Stiles S., Jackson W., Derek H.
Easy Trouble by Survivah reviews
Derek plus Stiles plus fairies equals love spell. Sterek, some love spell related dubcon. Now complete, epilogue and everything!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,164 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Forever Isn't Far by elizaaschmidt reviews
And for the most part the kids of Beacon Hills knew to stay on the East side of the beach, away from his portion of it. Stiles, apparently, did not.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
I'll Eat You Up by A Fire in the Attic reviews
Or: Five times Erica said I love you and one time Derek said it back.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Erica R., Derek H.] - Complete
Driving Mr Hale by Leon Sage reviews
Derek really REALLY regrets taking this stupid job at this stupid school because of the stupid past... Until he actually began his lessons, then he changed his mind.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
The wall that broke Stiles' back by thesheepishchild reviews
Does he have a paper on his back that reads Please Throw Me Into The Nearest Wall? Because for the past few months he and the walls having been getting pretty close. It doesn't help that supernatural creatures are the ones that are throwing him. When will they realize that he's just a mere mortal? Will they realize a little to late? CH12 IS NOW OPEN!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,573 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
oh baby, we were born to be adored by ifonlynotnever reviews
AU. Wherein Stiles is a member of a boy band, they've just sold out to Lycaon Records, and everything is Scott's fault. Except for when it's Laura Hale's. (Follows "stubble", but can stand on its own.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
You Should Know by FairyNiamh reviews
10 things Stiles thinks Derek should know.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Notes by the-misfortune-teller reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 7 years) Derek has a habit of leaving little notes hidden in odd places around the house. Stiles likes to be reminded that Derek loves him when he opens his boxes of pop tarts." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Cinderella and The Big Bad Wolf by milkandpandapuffs reviews
Cinderella story AU. Stiles lives life being forced to work for his step-father Peter and two step-siblings Isaac and Erica. He gets through it though. With his amazing friends, Scott and Danny, and his mysterious online pen-pal, DH, life isn't so hard. But the questions remain. Who is DH? And how the hell is Stiles going to get to the Halloween dance to meet him!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
A Sterek Outing by SterekHeart reviews
Having been secretly a couple for the past month, Derek and Stiles debate on the idea of coming out. Different situations eventually lead their romance into the line of fire. How will some react? Rated T due to language and suggestive themes.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Footprints Swept Away In The Wind by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Wincest: Five Sam/Dean first times, based on the five senses.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Give Me A Minute reviews
Stiles and Jackson decide to skip school together one day. If only they knew this would lead to a future neither of them could have imagined or even asked for. Their lives will be intertwined as they both share a journey filled of pain and happiness. And all because of a three lettered word, "yes".
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,186 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Scott M., Stiles S., Jackson W., Derek H.
Everyone Hates Secrets reviews
Stiles and Scott are best friends, but when they start dating it's difficult for them to be less friends and more intimate. Of course, it's bugging the hell out of Stiles, so when he starts to notice something's off with his new boyfriend, he really wants to know what's up. The last thing he needs is for there to be secrets- they just started dating for crying out loud.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Scott M., Stiles S.
Taking A Chance With Pain reviews
Stiles didn't think anything else about the supernatural could surprise him, but Issac proved him wrong. Stiles just loves werewolves even more now!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Stiles S., Isaac L.
All The Way reviews
Stiles finds himself dealing with an unexpected visitor one night who seems to want more than just a chat. A 'conversation' that Leads to a life that they never thought likely. STILES/DEREK slash.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Howl and Hip Hop: Beacon Hills Season 1 reviews
"Wait, can we cuss?" Scott questioned, looking around the studio. "Yeah, you can!" One of the crew member's called out. "Oh, well then yeah, Jackson's an ass," The beta nodded, looking into the camera. "Who do you think you'll fight most on the show?" "Stiles," Lydia frowned. "He talks too much." This is my take on what Teen Wolf would be like as a reality show.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Scott M., Stiles S., Jackson W., Derek H.
Big Red Riding Hood and the Little Bad Wolf reviews
A twist on Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf. Derek x Stiles. Just a two-shot fluff.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Guess reviews
"I like someone" Isak mumbles and Jonas can't help but wonder why? Why was he telling him of all people this? My take on what would've happened a little differently when Isak came out to Jonas.
Skam - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Isak V., Jonas V. - Complete
Tutor Me Please reviews
Stiles should really learn to be assertive when it comes to the things he wants. But what's the bother if he feels like he doesn't deserve them. He's in college, that should make him more confident right? At least he thinks it is.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
We Were Just an Idea
Lines were always crossed, crimes always committed and yet that was bearable. So how come this wasn't? How could neither Will nor Hannibal bear such a thing? Such an idea that burned at their bones and opened up the rib cages to a truth neither of them could speak?
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
This Feeling Inside
After hearing the news from Lori, all Rick wanted to do was go die in a hole, after punching Shane's face in. But, the feeling that nagged at his heart, didn't send him into a storm of anger, but of loneliness. Why is it, that it take Shane of all people to make him realize he isn't alone? One shot! Yaoi! BL!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Just Save One reviews
Dorian has one of his small episodes and John finds himself loving him even more. ONESHOT! Fluff.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Tough Christmas reviews
John was already tired, but when he gets home to see just how much Dorian likes Christmas, he doesn't know how to handle it. Fluff.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
A Human Feeling reviews
It wasn't til he got really drunk that Dorian got a full confession out John, just not the one he was expecting. Fluff.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Strong Solider, Pained Heart reviews
A love story between a solider and a man who loves him. Coming home has never been so hard. ONESHOT! Maybe... Sterek!
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Something Stolen reviews
Lydia couldn't handle it anymore. She looked deeply into Allison's dark, chocolate brown eyes, wanting so badly to kiss her. "And, I'll tell you something else Allison Argent, I can no longer stand watching someone have something that belongs to me." She whispered, leaning in. Before Allison could react, Lydia kissed her lips. ONE SHOT! GIRLXGIRL!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Allison A., Lydia M.] - Complete
It's More Than A Friendship reviews
One-shot AllisonxLydia (girlxgirl): Allison was unknowingly afraid that Aiden would take Lydia from her. But it turned out, Lyida was always and forever hers. (Suck at summaries) WARNING! Contains mature content. Do not like? Do not read.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Allison A., Lydia M. - Complete
I'm Totally Cool With Waiting reviews
Even though Scott was on the verge of tears, from having poured out his heart to a guy who was sleeping the whole time, he still manged to smile as he lightly placed a kiss to Stiles temple before grabbing a pillow and heading into the living room to sleep on the couch. About how Scott and Stile relationship alters as Scott continues to harbor his feeling for his best friend.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Scott M., Stiles S. - Complete
Something Worth Waiting For reviews
Stiles finds himself harboring a moping Scott for most of the week but, movies and popcorn are not the only things Scott had in mind.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Stiles S., Scott M.
Eight Months and Four Weeks of You reviews
Mpreg! Oneshot on how Stiles and Derek and the pack handle Stiles being pregnant.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Be Mine reviews
This is a series of one-shot Valentine stories. Consisting of the following pair: Stiles/Derek Stiles/Jackson Stiles/Scott Issac/Derek. Possibly Lydia/Allison? I'm not sure, I've never done lesbians before. Haha get it:) These pairs will be uploaded in that very order for the next two days. Rating subject to change.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Stiles S.
Your Kidding reviews
Jackson didn't have such a positive take on anything. That is, till Stiles changed all that.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Stiles S., Jackson W. - Complete
