Wise Philosopherhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Matrix, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Greetings and Salutations! I am the Wise Philosopher. Long ago I set out upon a quest and a dream. It was a simple dream to bring profound and bitchin' fanfiction to the world and read equally profound and bitchin' fanfiction as well. Well, funny story, that didn't work out as well as I had hoped. (I won't get into the details but it involved a dying computer, a lost disk full of stories, and a truck load of other Murphy's law scenarios) So now I am once again on my quest to write some enjoyable fanfiction. Peace, Wise Philosopher Pyro Marshmellows: "It's the end of everything, it's the end of the world!" Dark Humor: "umm ok should I pack a sandwich?" |
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Paper trails by kalabangsilver reviews
Ardelia Mapp is on a mission - to save Starling from the clutches of Hannibal Lecter. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Starling and her companion have their own problems, least of which are a few connecting paper trails...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 208,553 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
April Showers by Psychomech reviews
Is House capable of change, or is he too far gone? Do you really think it'd be as easy as crying on people's shoulders and apologizing to Wilson? A Mayfield fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - G. House, Amber V.
Thirty Day Therapy Diary by kutnerlove reviews
After Kutner's death, House is required to write his feelings down in a journal. He takes matters into his own hands, of course. Adventure, secrets and lots of House related humor! Rated T for later Chapters!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - G. House - Complete
Relax by Majnoona reviews
Someone just wants to help the Doctor relax a little. But maybe he has a good reason for keeping himself in check. Gets more than a little dark... reviews make chapters happen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008
Powers of Persuasion by dreamdescend reviews
Elizabeth tries to force Beckett to sign the letters of marque, but he tricks her into firing a warning shot, and she wastes the only bullet. With his threats of imprisonment and death hanging over her head, she has nothing to bargain with. Or does she?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Proposition by PineappleIce reviews
A strange proposition made them more than friends, but now they're on that strange journey in between friendship and love. A series of vignettes. JackWill. [discontinued]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
In the Belly of the Beastie by KnifeEdge reviews
It was dark. Very dark. If it weren’t for the stench, he’d think he was dead. By all rights he should be dead... WARNING: Here there be spoilers. Takes place at end of DMC. Rated for grossness. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken - Complete
Complex by Azurite reviews
Spoilers for PotC2: DMC Elizabeth has a late night conversation with a rather unusual person regarding her recent actions, and the consequences thereof. ONESHOT!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elizabeth S., Hector B. - Complete
Port Sacking by Malquoria reviews
Ever wondered how Jack Sparrow sacked a port without firing a shot? It's a oneshot. PreCurse of the Black Pearl. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Be Seeing You by Chemy reviews
Ethan has had enough of the Initiatives 'hospitality'. May spoil some plotlines in Season 4.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ethan R. - Complete
i did i tried by AlexandraLeaving reviews
Someone has to retrieve him. And they were both misfits, after all. Gen, but will be slash in Part IV. Please do not be put off by lack of capitalisation in the title it is a conscious choice, rather than netspeak.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005
Skye Blue by Jillvalentine44 reviews
Skye Rivers gets hired as Mort Rainey's personal assistant. Along the way, though, she begins to uncover terrifying secrets about Mr. Rainey who she continually grows fonder of... Will her judgement be clouded or can she see what's going on?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Let Me be with You by Megami no Hikari1 reviews
Two years after the quest for the shards of the Shikon no Tama began, emotions are at an all time high and the tension btw Inu Yasha and Kagome has grown. As the end draws near, Inu Yasha deliberately pushes Kagome away, breaking her heart and his own.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,387 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003
Certainly Unexpected by Colimbina reviews
JackWill SLASH. Will and Elizabeth aren’t as well suited as they had thought. Capitan Jack Sparrow to the rescue, or at least something vaguely resembling rescue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
His Holiness, Captain Sparrow by BethCG reviews
In which one of Jack Sparrow's most egregious crimes is recounted, and we learn the origin of his hair beads.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2003
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Son of Jack Sparrow reviews
The result of a love affair with a beautiful Countess will come back to haunt Jack, in more ways than one. Read and Review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Glitch 10096 reviews
There has been more than one chosen one. This is about the one who came before Neo.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003
