A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Rose and her Slytherin cousin, Roxanne, began a tradition of daring each other to accomplish one insane thing before the end of every school year. Seven years, seven dares. They called it 'The Checklist'. Rose still has one last item to finish before graduation... Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy. Sexy & Dirty Romance/Drama/Comedy. 2015 HP-Deflower Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

She made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Sirius/Hermione BDSM, pure smut. Kinks ahoy!

Hermione thinks she might want to have sex with him.

Hermione is seated between Fred and George, fun ensues. Not intended for young readers. HermionexFredxGeorge

What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

At twenty one years old Hermione wasn't expecting to be having a baby any time soon. But after a passionate night under the bed sheets with a man who she loved to hate, she finds herself facing ultra-scans and diapers sooner than she thinks...

Lavender and Parvati tell Hermione to check out a particular shop in Paris that will undoubtedly help her sort out her love life. Rated M.

Hermione is not meant to be in 1976. She's not meant to be a slave for the Ancient House of Black. And she's not meant to succumb to Sirius Black.

The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.

HarryHermione - Deep in the forest, Hermione seethes over Ron's sudden departure. The locket does nothing to ebb the waves of rage that push her into the arms of the one man she had always trusted... **NOT FOR THE ROMANTIC**

Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

No one ever knew what they would get when Draco Malfoy and Ginevra Weasley were in court, pitted against one another. But when one witness breeds jealousy between the two opposing attorneys, the shirts come off and skirts drop.

Hermione is having trouble working up the courage to take her relationship with Ron to the next level. Luckily, Ginny has a solution.

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Who is the Mysterious Profesor J. James? What are the Seductresses and what are their purpose? Smut MA Porn Fiction

Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

The morning after the night before.

That was definitely NOT the note-bird Draco meant to send across the classroom.

Dramione...Response to a challenge fic, oneshot only...the line "Why did you say you wanted me to take my top off again?" had to be used...won't say any more or i'll ruin it, plz read and enjoy : DMHG

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Snape is fed up with Draco being disrespectful and decides to teach Draco a lesson in humility. VERY MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT! SS/DM

Trying to escape the pain of her daughter's death, Ginny runs to America to start anew. Almost six years later, a man from her past walks back into her life, reopening old wounds and setting in motion a journey of discovery, sorrow, and joy.

Ginny really hates the themed masquerade balls the Ministry throws, but the reason she goes will always stay the same: the sex is fantastic. Too bad it wasn't Harry. Written for hp rarities 2010. various Bill/Charlie/Ginny

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Bill needs something. Badly. And he can only get it from his sister. Warning - incest

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.

Hermione asks Draco for a special favor... She has a date in five days and no sexual experience. Will Draco be up to the challenge?

Sirius has been a bad puppy! Written for the Speed Pronz Challenge at LJ write from a prompt for two hours only . Read the warnings at the top of the chapter.

Ron and Hermione have been fighting, and Ginny and Harry are sick of it. So the four make a bet that Ron and Hermione can't live in the same house for two weeks without one walking out... or them getting back together. Complete.

Harry is a kinky bastard. Threesome slash: Remus/Sirius/Harry. See the warnings.

Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?