AlienTouristhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Avengers, Captain America, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Hi. I'm AlienTourist. My birthday is July 31, 1980. (To those who think I'm telling the truth, good luck, but I'll give you a hint - it won't get you anywhere! To those who know whose birthday I actually stole, good for you.) My name is Marcus. That's not from a book, but it won't get you anywhere either. (It is better than my "real" name, at least!) Come visit me on AO3 (username AlienTourist) and Tumblr (username thealientourist). I really like Harry Potter. Some people would even say I am obsessed, which may or may not be true. I am a full-time college student. So don't be expecting regular updates on my story(ies). |
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A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with anything after the original Avengers. Ch78-"Wrap It Up" Ch79-"Sweets for the Sweet." Ch80&81-"With a Little Help from My Friends" Ch82-Egg Hunters. Ch83-Pumpkin Carving. Ch84-Pumpkin Craving. Ch85-Captain America Saves the Day Ch86-All Dressed Up
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 153,773 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Good Life by lostintranslationagain reviews
When their mom dies, brothers Derek and Spencer are left to figure out how to deal with a newly-shattered life, and its going to take the entire team to pick up the pieces and make them whole again. Featuring Autistic!Spencer, Derek being the protective older brother, the team as family, lots of heartbreak, and lots of love.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,738 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/13/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Patchwork Wishes by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Nine-year-old Harry has never had luck on his side, but maybe if he wishes very hard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To catch a hawk by nonyvole reviews
Trust-verse. Clint was less recruited, and more drafted, by SHIELD. Nobody knew what to expect, least of all Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 254,694 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Domestic Tranquility by steelcrash reviews
SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson was a BAMF—the Avengers' handler, confidant, the glue holding them together. But nothing could unhinge him like a visit to the family homestead.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,792 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R.
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,325 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,903 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 11,109 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6495 - Favs: 10,751 - Follows: 8,493 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Who Doesn't Love Farmville 2? by CeliaEquus reviews
Based on a prompt. Loki wants to stay in Midgard, but the only way he can achieve that is if he marries a mortal. And so he sets out to find someone willing to take him on, only to keep meeting resistance. Will anyone accept his hand in marriage? Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Coulki.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Agent Phil Coulson, Loki] - Complete
All He Needed by Harkpad reviews
This is a look at what Clint Barton carried with him through his life, culminating in the place where he could set everything down and start over. VERY LIGHT mention of a Clint/Coulson relationship. "When his parents died in a fiery car crash down the street from their house, the people from the state told seven year-old Clint Barton to pack a bag."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Becoming Accustomed to Family by lelalemon reviews
Spencer is attempting to fit in with Aaron and Jack after Haley leaves while Aaron is attempting to define and contain his ideals for 'family' and Jack is trying to bring his old family back together while simultaneously accept the changes he cannot control. Hotch/Reid. Domestic abuse and rape. This is a very dark story. There is fluff near the end, but until then gruesome until.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Payback's a Rugrat by Nienna Nir reviews
Never let it be said that Tony Stark doesn't pay his debts, generously, exorbitantly even. Though mostly he'd just be happier not ever being in anyone's debt at all. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
As A Survivor by Harkpad reviews
Clint has to go on a talk show where they try and get him to give advice to kids, which annoys him. Do they not understand what he does for a living? Later he realizes maybe he might have something to say to some kids. Very minor Clint and Natasha friendship, but really this is all Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Plate 23 and a Whipped Cream Smile on Top by ilovetoread38 reviews
Steve and Thor go to IHOP and prove that Thor is a tank. Even though it's All You Can Eat Pancake Day, a long day when anything can happen, Thor still manages to surprise the staff. Steve&Thor friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Of Housewives and Falling in Love by PennyStarling17 reviews
A roleplay between Outakurebecca and myself. In which, our boys figure out that they are in love with each other and then find each other again in the 21st century. Unbeta'd.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
ADD by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Slight swearing, Challenge: "I- I'm not that good with disorders…but chaos in your lab. The missed meetings and the odd irrelevant statements…Tony, do you have ADD?" "It doesn't mean that you're wrong. You aren't a freak because of an impairment, Tony"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 344 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 478 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Slip Up by lelalemon reviews
Under a lot of pressure from work and life Spencer snaps- At Jack Hotchner. Established Relationship between Spencer and Aaron. Verbal attack. Closure. One-shot. Might become two shot if I have time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2013 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Dear Mr Hawkeye by ladygris reviews
A letter from a young fan changes the course of Clint Barton's life. Written as a birthday gift for my dear friend and beta, theicemenace.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,320 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Got Soul (but I'm Not a Soldier) by BonitaBreezy reviews
Marisol just wants to work her shift and get her paycheck. And then Hawkeye gets thrown through the front window of the restaurant she works at and everything goes to hell.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Through the Glass by dentalfloss reviews
"You know Coulson, you're probably the only person in SHIELD who knows about Barton and is concerned that he's actually following orders," Fury noted, and Phil shrugged. They dropped the issue then, neither of them ever dreaming that the price of Barton's loyalty was so steep. Clint!centric; BAMF!All; action; angst; team; torture; h/c; love; Read The Warnings please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Losing My Religion by Lexikal reviews
Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,321 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Theirs is a Secret Love by mrsjackturner reviews
After the Chitauri attack, NYC and the Helicarrier are restored to their former glories. Now, there's only one thing left to fix: how well the agents work together. Trust needs to be built between everyone, and what's better than a good, old-fashioned team building retreat in the middle of nowhere with trust exercises that make you look like a fool? CB/PC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Black and White Affair by Captain Hilts reviews
After Tony Stark's personal savings are hacked by a devious outside source, The Avengers are gathered to find the culprit. Clint Barton is assigned to lead the covert mission...and between the fancy clothes, Stark's attitude and the arrival of an unexpected guest, it just might kill him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Age Gap by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 572 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Watch and Learn by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
As a boy, Clint learns to keep out of sight, how to read situations, and how to put his others before himself. When Clint is a young man, he gets shot by Agent Phil Coulson, and he learns to put those skills to use. Clint's formative years, his work with Trickshot, and his long history with SHIELD. The Avengers will be a thing, but their coming together diverges from the movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,329 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Body Image by catlover377148 reviews
Bruce Banner hates the Hulk, because the Hulk is gloriously male, and Bruce was born Bree. Warning: trans character. No trans hating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Costumed by BonitaBreezy reviews
Clint loves looking at Halloween costumes, but this year he sees something he really didn't expect.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Woman in the Crosshairs by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
In which Clint has a new hobby and Natasha isn't curious, until she is. Black Widow and Hawkeye, their partnership—and what it means—throughout the years.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Age Play by LaylaBinx reviews
Tony and the others discover some shocking news regarding their Captain. Rated for Tony's mouth :p
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 259 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Elusive by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
AU! When Reid quits the BAU shortly after Elle resigns, Hotch struggles to keep his marriage and new team together. The only things that get Hotch through the day are letters from Reid as the former agent travels the US. With two cold cases haunting the team and the murder of Gideon's longtime friend, Hotch reaches his breaking point and contacts Reid. PLEASE READ WARNINGS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Amazing Hawkeye by Harkpad reviews
Written for this prompt:It's like his superpower, he never misses. He's painfully aware that he is only human and trains his ass off to maintain his level of skill, but he never misses. Until the day that he does. Or How Jaques Duquesne fucked up Clint Barton's sense of perspective a long time ago and a slight mistake on an Avengers mission makes him lose it. Self-harm
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The monster in my chest by smaragdbird reviews
When Clint found out that Coulson has the biggest crush on Captain America, he teases him mercilessly about it. Until they find Steve. And he's all there and tall and blonde and chiselled and incredibly attentive to Coulson and Clint totally isn't jealous in the slightest and is Phil smiling at him and now it's not funny anymore. ClintCoulson slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Picture Perfect by junebug1234 reviews
Series of one shots on the side of the Avengers the public never sees, and coming to understand each other a little better. Team fic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
For A Reason by Canadian Spark reviews
Penelope has always believed that everything happens for a reason, and being pregnant with Derek Morgan's child won't change that. The only hitch? Derek doesn't know, and if Penelope has anything to say about it, he never will.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/19/2009 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan
Youngest in History by Aggie2011 reviews
18 year old Clint Barton was lost. Known only by "Hawkeye" since his escape from military prison, he works as a bow wielding assassin for hire. But a betrayal and an offer bring him to SHIELD and to Agent Phil Coulson who takes on the daunting task of rescuing Clint from his own darkness...and gives him an unexpected gift in the process...hope. Pre-Avengers, NOT slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,395 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Hunter of Waverly Iowa by NezumiPi reviews
This is how Clint Barton came to be Hawkeye and how Hawkeye came to be a hero. Flashes back and forth between his childhood and his early days at SHIELD. With just a dash of Pinky and the Brain.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 494 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unraveling With Every Word by freakingdork reviews
When Morgan and Reid both test positive for HIV, jealousy and paranoia run rampant looking for a cause that turns out to be far simpler and innocent than either of them would have thought. 5x01 AU. From the worst case scenario meme on tumblr. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Life of a Godfather by V.Evergreen reviews
Random oneshots of the time in the lives of Teddy and Harry. Everything from the good to the bad to the all encompassing. Not in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P.
Meaningless Conversation by certifiably reviews
Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Partially Developed Storylines by 898700 reviews
Fairy Tale AU with a twist. Prince Morgan is on quest to save a princess locked in a tower, but instead falls for a wizard, Reid, who is guarding her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/29/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
That Nice Young Man by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
The UnSub was told since childhood that Bad Things happened to Good People. He made sure that Bad Things happened to Bad People, too. It how he explained it to Agent Hotchner. Gen, future!fic, surprise!UnSub. PLEASE READ WARNINGS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Life to a Soul by tee.tee.why.el reviews
Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 174 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Woke Up New by Heart Torn Out reviews
Agent Phil Coulson is dead... movie spoilers! and slash!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Damages We Keep by dentalfloss reviews
It was just Clint, the doc, and Phil. Then Clint remembered the injuries he hadn't reported from the last mission and the fact that two days wouldn't be nearly enough time to conceal them. It went a long way in explaining the look Phil was sporting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Making The Best Of It by dentalfloss reviews
"Let Rogers know I want Barton watched; he doesn't go anywhere alone until we understand exactly what's going on. I'm not losing him to some egotistical mind-f***ing blade-dancer who has mentor issues and wants to take it out on our asset." Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Hiding In Suburbia by angel-death-dealer reviews
Besides a broken down truck in the middle of nowhere, Clint and Natasha wait for backup, and delve into the subject of what could have been, and what still might be.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Man's Life by dentalfloss reviews
Clint/Coulson prompt meme fill: Clint is an escaped transgenic who managed to keep his identity secret and joined SHIELD. When the team discover his secret how do they react and, more importably, how does Clint react? It turns out not very well.
Crossover - Dark Angel & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
What Makes a Family by ficdirectory reviews
AU. Part 1 of the What Makes a Family series. Single artist, Emily Prentiss, wants to do more with her life, but she has no idea of the highs and lows she will face as a foster mother. Features the rest of the team as kids. *WARNINGS: Implied sexual abuse, self-harm, addiction, language, violence* **Nominated: Best Alternate Universe in the 2012 Profiler's Choice Awards**
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,171 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Duplicity by Evie McFarland reviews
"A sane person to an insane society must appear insane." There's something wrong with Reid, and it's up to Hotch to stop him before things get out of hand. Sequel to "Tricked Again," but it can stand alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,392 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Anything Can Happen In Vegas by nebula2 reviews
When Spencer Reid's high school reunion comes up, only Morgan can convince him to go. Reid knows he's going to end up regretting going or will he? Warning: Will eventually be Morgan/Reid slash so if you don't like don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,761 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Dear Aaron by ihli reviews
A gunshot rang out, a lung was punctured. The survivors must pick up the pieces. Spencer must go on, for Jack. H/R established relationship
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Expectations by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
This story was written for Morning Lilies Photo Album Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
In Our Other Lives by x-0 reviews
/SPOILERS up to SEASON 6/ After a particularly bad case, Hotchner forces Reid into early retirement. Reid becomes a philosophy professor at the University of Virginia. Jack Hotchner turns eighteen and decides to show both of them what might have been.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,981 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Silver Bullets & Italian Boots by Avirra reviews
Garcia decides to throw a different type of costume party to celebrate the season. Will it spoil one of Spencer's favorite holidays? Written for the Masquerade Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Psychosis by Evie McFarland reviews
Reid suffers a psychotic break. It doesn't end well for anyone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Profiler, Profiled: The Aftermath by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
After Profiler, Profiled. Morgan is struggling. Reid tries to help. Morgan doesn't react well to finding out that Hotch and Reid are a couple. SLASH H/R, slight d/s
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,157 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - S. Reid
Sweat by CodeREDBazooka reviews
"I've never understood why you're always so tired. " Morgan said, teasing. "I do most of the work." Reid and Morgan after a long case. Essentially PWP.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Teen Spirit by LoveChilde reviews
They've learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old er selves. Gen, supernatual overtones.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,725 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Book By It's Cover by Spense reviews
The BAU is an elite team. Sometimes that leads to different expectations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
A Gossamer Cage by Spense reviews
Reid learns that family is deeper than just blood. But, as always, Reid has to learn it the hard way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,148 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/23/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Good People by shouldsleep reviews
Dr. Reid is injured in an accident. The team rallies around him as he struggles to regain his health and sense of purpose. Written from the perspective of an outsider.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9026 - Favs: 13,483 - Follows: 10,328 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Profiler Series: You, Actually by DySolo reviews
Part One. Reid profiles Morgan and gets a surpise. Pre-Slash. Episode - Profiler, Profiled.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Headlines by pamela1967 reviews
Some of the Headlines that appeared in the Daily Prophet in the two days after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rita Skeeter is up to her usual nastiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Rita S., Harry P. - Complete
The Longest Night by Sandylee007 reviews
After all they've been through it's hard to imagine that they could lose one of them in a simple accident, because of a drunk driver. So why is Morgan fighting tonight to keep half dead, barely conscious Reid alive in a wreck of a car? TWOSHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Without Reid by seditionary reviews
Rossi is bewildered by his team's reaction when Reid is called out of town for a week. Satire. Language, mature content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Back in Morgan's Arms by seditionary reviews
Follow up to "Without Reid," this features Spencer's date with Morgan, after being away from each other for a while. They are very happy to see each other. Contains adult language, slash, and sexual situations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Disordered by seditionary reviews
AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,698 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Derek Hates Spencer by seditionary reviews
When Dr. Spencer Reid is hired to work with the BAU team, Derek Morgan doesn't react well. He doesn't like him, and the fact that the kid seems to like him--a lot--is just annoying. Will they work it out? One shot, contains rough sex and bad language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,195 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Unseen Champion by Celebony reviews
After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 233 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Poisonous Moon by Kiriska reviews
What was Remus doing with a gun? Then without thinking, Sirius unloaded the clip and stared. There were two pure silver bullets inside. What was Remus doing with silver? Silver bullets? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
People to Call Home by Kimagure reviews
AU. A 'Sirius and Remus raise Harry' oneshot. Harry learns how to hug. Thanks to Sundaydriver and Ckdutchess for the betas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rescue Me by Kiki Cabou reviews
Set directly after OOTP. Harry begins yet another miserable summer of being overworked and bullied by the Dursleys. But one fateful afternoon, Dudley goes too far. Rated PG-13 for violence. Sad beginning, squirmy middle, happy ending. Complete! :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,777 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,686 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Steve Rogers Is Not a Woman reviews
Steve Rogers was not a woman, no matter what anybody else said. Or what his body looked like. (Transgender male Steve.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
He Belongs to All of Us reviews
Nurse Megan Walters meets Captain America in a less-than-ideal environment. Told from an outside point of view.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
The Best Kind of Christmas Gift reviews
Sam has forgotten it's Christmas - he likes to think he has a good reason. Trans Sam. Mpreg.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
if you told me to die for you (I would) reviews
Bucky takes out his hatred of himself on Bucky Bears. Post-Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
Tahiti Is a Magical Place reviews
Skye can't figure out what's up with Agent Coulson. She doesn't even know if it's a secret he's keeping, or just a weird code phrase. Slash.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
All They Really Need reviews
Sirius surprises James and Lily with some marvelous news. This changes their world forever and provides them with the opportunity to live their lives the way they always wanted. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Todos necesitan amigos reviews
Harry se perdió en callejón Diagon. Le mete en líos en Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
One More Love Story (With Marriage Too) reviews
Clint still can't believe that Phil is gone, just like that. His mouth goes off, and he shocks the rest of the team. It's not what they think it is, though. Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Duck Inn reviews
Steve shows the team just how much he can eat. They are amazed. Coulson is, too. He and Steve share an understanding.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Little Boys Should Not Sleep in Cupboards reviews
Harry and Ginny discover, late at night, their small son sleeping in the cupboard under the stairs. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
