mercvahide bio
 Author has written 54 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Ranma, Zoids, Oh My Goddess!, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, Naruto, Buffy X-overs, Book X-overs, Transformers, X-overs, and Worm. Hi! I read far more fanfic than is probably healthy. Most of the time when I sit down to watch a series, I have a good idea on what will happen from fanfic. What drives me when I write is thinking 'man, that would be cool...' Unfortunately, I have a bad habit of not writing as fast as I could. My little fanboy who parades as a muse seems to have developed a habit. Either that or alcohol decreases my mental inhibitions when it comes to making an idiot of myself online. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father at the gates of Heaven. |
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This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 7,342 - Follows: 7,367 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Worlds Apart by Mieren reviews
Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Distant Relation by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSNaruto It's Halloween and a bit of chaos is about to be unleashed on the people of Sunnydale. However for one Xander Harris he will discover a heritage he never knew he had.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 346,149 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Azure Halloween by The Realm Walker reviews
Crossover with something of my own invention, Halloween fic. Things will never be the same again for Xander. R&R, please! Chapter 1 functions as a standalone fic, WIP. Chapter 11, sorry for the wait!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,749 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004
The Long Way: The Ten Walkers by Lilya reviews
LotrHp crossover, more Lotr than Hp. A Slytherin witch in Middle Earth...Full summary can be found in default chapter, alongside with other details about this story. I know they were meant to be 9 but it was the only halfdecent title I could come up with
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Boromir, Frodo B.
By Any Other Name by Deviant Nature reviews
Kagome's return after an unexplained, prolonged absence leaves questions she can't answer. While she readapts to life in the present, Kurama is falling under the pressures of human expectations. But their solutions are closer than they think.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 413,529 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 12/23/2003
A Grim's Promise by NightSeer reviews
ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,472 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Yusuke U., Genkai
A New Nindo by IzanagiMikoto reviews
What if you died? What if it was a mistake? What if you were given a chance to step out of your normal everyday life and become hero? I'd grab the chance. This is my story. - Currently On Hold -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,540 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
The Other Side of Halloween by Jihan Al-Kwasarmi reviews
Xander dresses up as something different on Halloween, but so does everyone else...with rather interesting consequences. Multiple crossovers. My first submitted fanfic.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/28/2005
Ophiuchus by Shadowface reviews
Major AU! I've changed a lot! IT IS NOT CANON! Sirius is Harry's dad and died shortly after his birth. Lily was a Pureblood, and Harry was raised by Granny Black. Slytherin!Harry cause I love him DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Harry P., Harry P.
A Konoha Ninja in the Big City by namelessvagrant reviews
I'm probably going to change the title. Anyway, this is a story of Naruto Uzumaki as his path crosses with Ranma Saotome and the people he meets along the way.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
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Worm snippets reviews
Just some ideas I have percolating.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2019 - Published: 3/24/2019
Naruto drabble series reviews
Some adult themes in this. Email me if you want to continue ANY of these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Email Fluff reviews
Chiefly snippets that I've posted to Rorsch's group without permission, catalogued into one story. Well, I call them snippets, they aren't even drabbles really, just fluff...
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 57,999 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010
varlogtransformers
A few Transformers ideas I've been mulling over. Some crossovers, see preword.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,930 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
Repair & Rev reviews
OC Movieverse. Bunch of shorts about a civ mechanic on the Autobot's base. Expect updates once a decade. Rated M for drinkin' and rockin'.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
Vaults and Vampires reviews
Xander finds some old character sheets of Jesse's, around Halloween time. YAHF, D&D crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Xander H.
Reincarnation reviews
Forgotten Realms crossover. Xander dies, Xander lives, Xander cops a lot of flak.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Xander H.
Flame, Ninetails and Tiger reviews
Recca, Kagero, and a SI are placed in the world of the Nine Tails. Part 20 Raiha vs Lee, the sand examine their corpse, Sakyo collects on a bet, and the badger meets the dragon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,699 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005
Separation reviews
When your world has just has the rug yanked from under your feet, what do you do? Berserk crossover, coauthored with Chandra.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005
Harry Potter and the Black Swordsman reviews
Berserk crossover. Harry never has it easy. When his enemies develop initiative, things become even less easy, but for every cloud there is a silver lining... the trouble, though, is finding the stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005
A Cat And His Boy reviews
Xander receives a pet from New Zealand. Cats rule and dogs drool! Crossover with Footrot Flats, no knowledge needed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Iceman Xan reviews
Xander's parents are the same as per usual, but their heritage is... well, a bit unusual. Slight YYH cross, no knowledge needed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Hitman: Codename X and Contracts and Crosses reviews
YAHF, crossover with Hitman. Also has a look at after Halloween. Xander dresses up as an East European hitman for the night.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Evil Willow and Unevil Xander reviews
YAHF. Willow finds out just how much fun taking over the world can be, and Xander finds out what it's like to be a henchman with somewhat more power than he's used to.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
Communication Breakdown reviews
Even when the supernatural is part of you, people can still find things to hate.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H.
Xander Capp reviews
YAHF. Xander meets an old British reprobate. Crossover with 'Andy Capp'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Erika Says Yes reviews
Xander is given a mission. Missions, rather, by one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Californinja reviews
Post S7, Xander finds that Halloween can still majorly suck. Naruto cross.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Bad Things reviews
Unfortunately, bad things can happen to good people
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Xander H.
Xander Inverse the Vampire Spooker reviews
Shock! Giles knows what videos are? Xander learns Slayers style magic. Crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Xander H.
Provocation reviews
Xander, Buffy, and Willow decide to annoy Snyder in retaliation for destroying their night off, on Halloween. This backfires on them, quite horrifically. (Or not.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,225 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Xander H.
Hidden reviews
Oz's presence has... repercussions. A visitor comes to town, and the guys take steps.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Nintendo Generation reviews
Computer games can change your life!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Xander H.
Esoteric reviews
Certain books have found their way to Sunnydale, pre-Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Xander H., R. Giles
Xander the Undying reviews
Some good things never come to an end, as someone finds out.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Preknowledge reviews
The Mayor, having caught wind of Ethan Rayne's shop beforehand, decides to take advantage of the situation. Berserk, NGE, FlameOfRecca crossover. Preread by Chandra.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Vampire's Childe reviews
Hellsing crossover. The Dursleys fall victim to serial killers, and Harry gains a new parental figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/31/2005
Haunter of the Dark reviews
Harry fuses with the Haunter of the Dark and is raised by the wizard who rescues him. (Wizard as in HP Lovecraft wizard, that is!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,761 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 2/6/2004
Faction Xander reviews
Red Faction' crossover. This Buffyverse is about fifty years or less into the future compared to the norm. Xander is a miner on Mars during the Red Faction rebellion.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Xander H.
Imprisoned reviews
Sequel to 'Inverted'. Fairly dark.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Changing reviews
Yet another Halloween fic. Crossover with Enclave. Xander gets a nasty surprise when he finds out about his costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Aku Zoku Zen reviews
Xander has an interest outside vampires and slacking off. For Halloween, he decides to go as Sagara Sanosuke.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Magic in the bones! reviews
One of Xander's extended relations come for a visit. Unfortunately.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Xander H.
Fighting reviews
Giles gets a clue at the start, and trains Xander and Willow somewhat.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Xander H.
Xander 05 reviews
Xander's pops flogs him off at a young age., to Genma Saotome. This is not entirely good.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Betrayed reviews
Buffy and Willow make good on their decision to keep Xander out of the slayage. A songfic, to the song "Betrayed", by Norther.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Xander H.
Inverted reviews
Xander mocks some Goths at Halloween. Poor Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
A Knight's Night reviews
Xander dresses as a knight... from Quake. Halloween drabble. Crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Stampede reviews
Love and Peace! Halloween drabble, Trigun crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
An American Coyote in Sunnydale reviews
Wile E. Coyote comes to Sunnydale. Kinda.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Xander the Evergreen reviews
Xander is raised by... someone else. Trigun crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Xander H.
Vlad the Grey reviews
A self insertion. The main character is now under the wing of the Hellsing Institute, going to Hogwarts, and friends with Alucard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
Snake Eyes reviews
Halloween fic. Xander pisses off Buffy and Willow, who decide to dress him up for escort duty.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Duke Xander reviews
Halloween spamfic. Take a guess as to what happens :
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Fascination reviews
Buffy hunts down Xander ten years later.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Metaphysical Insertion reviews
Self insertion. The author is thrown into the thick of things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Abyss reviews
Xander's roadtrip goes four dimensional, and un-living.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H.
Realisation reviews
Short, depressing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Xander H. - Complete
Addition Overload reviews
An exchange student shows up in America, with very unAmerican thoughts.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003
Unnormal reviews
Xander and Willow decide to cosplay for halloween, rather than the normal costumes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
When reviews
Inspired by the Megadeth song. 'Face the last enemy/I am the last thing you will know'.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003
Misguided Wish reviews
How would you react if a Goddess appeared?
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2003
Will
(One Must Fall 2097 crossover) Three warriors with four VERY unusual mechs take part.
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Published: 7/27/2003
