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Author has written 3 stories for Baccano!, Big Hero 6, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

non est ad astra mollis e terris via

- There is no easy way from the earth to the stars.


Bonjour. Comment vous-appelez vous? Comment ca va? Je parle francais. Non, c'est une blague. Je ne peux pas parler francais. Je ne suis pas francais. Je parle anglais. D'accord?

Hey there! Welcome to my humble (and equally as blank) profile. I'm not a big fanfiction writer so you won't find much here. (Quality before quantity, right?) But I do write my own original stories so if you have the time (you know you do) go check out my account on Fictionpress. My username is Modern Indigo. (I know, I know. Not as cool as comatose panda, as my friends always tell me I look like one every morning at school.) Quoi?

Update: I changed my old FF username from comatose panda to n'est-ce pas. (Just to remind me daily how much I suck at French.)

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35549 - Favs: 26,523 - Follows: 19,549 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
About a Troll by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Yuuri is sent on a quest to capture a troll for the prince. Conrad is that troll. Literally. Like, he guards a bridge and stuff. Also, Yuuri rides Gwendal all over the place. Because Gwendal is a horse.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Olympic Valentine by C.Queen reviews
Arthur Blake of the United States and his long time rival Tom Eames of Great Britain are competing against each other in the Olympic debut of slopestyle freestyle skiing. let the Games begin. Yeah...I never realized that Valentine's Day takes place during the Olympics...so I had to.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Arthur, Eames, Saito - Complete
Don't Ever Speak It by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Ted hates his daughter's name, but Andromeda is a stubborn witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] N. Tonks - Complete
Plus ça change by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Wolfram's surprisingly manly. Girl!Wolfram's... also surprisingly manly. AKA that time Yuuri got an all-female harem and his sexy fantasies still didn't come true.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Sailors, Kids, and Witches Oh My! by PREttYPAIN reviews
A few Kit and Nat drabbles. Not in order. Some about their relationship after Witch of Blackbird Pond, some during.
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009
Adorable Annoyances by Clockeater reviews
A visit to England's goes very wrong and Hong Kong suddenly finds himself taking care of two baby nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Fifty Shades of Denial by Mistflyer1102 reviews
In all fairness, America had been minding his own business when he was talking plans over with France. It's not his fault that England is an uproar over a certain book... nor is it his fault the book came into existence in the first place for once . FACE family reactions to 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a Bird! It's a FRITZ? by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
That's right. It turns out Prussia's little yellow Gilbird is actually his favorite boss reincarnated. This can't be anything but awesome, right? Although it's awfully hard to scold your idiot nation when the only thing you can say is "Piyo "
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Fritz, Prussia
Darn You Auto Correct by nightfuries reviews
We all know that Metias liked to hand write his journals. But was there more of a reason behind it? I mean, have you ever tried typing refridgerator and emamating into a word document? Just a random bit of humour, enjoy!
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
Antonio the Explorer! by BelaLorelei reviews
When Dora gets arrested, Alfred needs a fellow nation to fill in for one episode, along with a few of their friends. Who else but our favorite Spanish nation would even WANT to be Dora?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Spain
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Fairy Tale by Mirlin reviews
When the brave knight Arthur find a parchment about the missing child of the Chinese emperor, he accepts it as his new quest. Expecting to find a princes in distress guarded by a fearsome dragon, he leaves to full fill his mission. An IggyChu fairy tale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [England/Britain, China] - Complete
50 Things Denmark WILL NOT Do! by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Denmark - Complete
A Voyage Unforeseen by Love-the-Boots reviews
The story we all know and love, told through Nat Eaton's eyes. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
When the Stars Laughed by Lady Charity reviews
America revisits the sites of Washington D.C. with a little tourist in tow, and reflects the heavy costs that history had demanded.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/16/2011 - America - Complete
Holidays in Stolkhom by Cadeja reviews
"Zhuge Liang, I really don't think it's necessary to harm him." Many times I've admired Lord Liu Bei's kindness and grace during war. I know it has won over the hearts of the people, but it is at times it is a hindrance. This is one of those times.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sima Yi, Zhuge Liang
Hot Chocolate II by moor reviews
Sequel to "Hot Chocolate". Date night! Ryuuki x Shuurei, modern high school AU.
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ryuuki S., Shuurei K.
Marukaite Chikyuu Uncut by LinaDestin2 reviews
Hidekaz invites his characters, one by one, into the studio so he can hear them rehearse their very own version of Marukaite Chikyuu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
Found by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
A continuation of the previous fiction 'Find Me' or the many adventures of Little China; Big Japan. Warning; character names used and possible historical references
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - China, Japan
Wish Upon A Star by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
A drunken wish on a star lands Lovino back in the time of pirates, and when he runs into a familiar face with an unfamiliar personality, he'll start to question his own heart. Pirate!SpainxRomano. Rated for language, violence, and maybe mature situation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hell is the Outback by Tsuki no kimi reviews
England was going to regret the day he ever gave Australia his home address.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/6/2010 - England/Britain, Australia
singing from a mile across the skies by ezyl reviews
Believe in nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, China - Complete
STOP ME IF by dreams.of.destiny reviews
...you've heard this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hungary, Austria
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Hot Chocolate by moor reviews
Ryuuki x Shuurei. Modern high-school AU. Candy canes, 2 dollars. Hardware, 5 dollars. Reindeer duct-taped to a girl's locker to ask her out? Priceless.
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Shuurei K., Ryuuki S. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Alfred, who? by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
Why, who is this America you speak of?" Francis asked almost too sarcastically. At that point, England was about to have a fit, "Alfred! Don't pretend you don't bloody know him!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Find Me by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
When his Aniki's immortality finally runs out, Japan must take it upon himself to bring back The People's Republic of China. Warning: Human names used, character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
Anissina Advances the Women's Movement by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Anissina had two great passions in life: science and gender equality. Sometimes they collided, like when she invented a gender-switch machine. Gwendal plays guinea pig. Possible Ani/Gwen, WIP.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Anissina vK., Gwendal vV.
The Ones Yuuri Admires Most by CharmedReality reviews
Yuuri has to write a paper about the person he admires most. Wolfram has some edits.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Dear Lady Celi by DaystarsMom reviews
Part 6—A surprise substitute columnist has advice about, well, everybody. Dueling! Elopements! Electronic equipment! Kissing! OK, advice about kissing. The plot, surprisingly enough, untangles. Sayoko Bizen and DaystarsMom
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Cheri vS. - Complete
Father by iced-wine reviews
Character study of Reishin and Kouyuu. Snippets of their life together.
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007
Bedtime Story by DaystarsMom reviews
Someone tells the grandkids a bedtime story about the great Demon King's worst day ever. Warning: Serious fluff, with extra fluff on the side. One-shot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Manjuu Magic by moor reviews
The Precepts have given young Emperor Ryuuki a special challenge: Prove to his people he can lead them and provide for them like a father...and he's to make extensive use of Consort Kou! Ryuuki rises to the challenge...with the manjuu of love!
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Shuurei K., Ryuuki S. - Complete
Rokunen Mae by Kitori reviews
Excerpts from the shinshi years, or: How Shuuei and Kouyuu became not friends. Kouyuu, Shuuei, Reishin.
Saiunkoku Monogatari - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Kouyuu L., Shuuei Ran - Complete
Wedding Day by MahouBunnyBell reviews
It's finally time to get married... YuuRam, Crack
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
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An Unconventional Fairytale reviews
In which Arthur is a massive troll. Literally. Like he guards bridges and stuff. Ludwig can't retire until he carts Feliciano's butt around. And Francis is ridden. Because he's a horse. And that's what happens to horses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, France - Complete
Tadashi and Hiro reviews
A study of the two brothers in three parts. Tadashi and Hiro has hit it off since the start. Baby Hiro is cute despite the snot bubbles. Teenage Hiro tries to act tough but Tadashi knows better. But even after his death, can Tadashi still be there for his little brother?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
99 reviews
if this be a misery with no end; as long as our hands remain intertwined, gladly, i will stay in this hell.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Chane L., Claire S., Ennis, Firo P. - Complete