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Joined 10-17-12, id: 4312443, Profile Updated: 04-20-20
Author has written 27 stories for Sea Patrol, NCIS, Queer as Folk, Rizzoli & Isles, Cats, Xena: Warrior Princess, Wynonna Earp, Misc. Games, Doctor Who, Broadchurch, and Good Omens.

Stories in progress: None at the moment


Complete stories:

If one of my stories is marked complete, it means that it is complete and I won't add any more chapters to it. Therefore, it's pointless to put this particular fic on your 'Story alert' list. (You're welcome to add it to your 'Favorite stories' list, though :-)


Oneshots

- Eggplant Peach Raindrops Fireworks (Good Omens)

- Sir, you remind me of someone (Broadchurch)

- Jellicle Bells (Cats)

- Three Scots walk into a bar: Part One (Rizzoli & Isles), Two (NCIS), and Three (Doctor Who)

The parts technically make sense on their own, but I still recommend reading them in the right order :-)

- Fritz & Chesster Volume 1: A Rodent's Perspective (Misc. Games)

- Naval Criminal Investigative Santa (NCIS)

- Advanced Parenting (Queer as Folk)

- Human Nav vs Satnav (Sea Patrol)

- 12 Days of Easter (Xena)

- 12 Days of Christmas: the WayHaught way (Wynonna Earp)

- Brian Down Under (x-over Sea Patrol/Queer as Folk)

- Jellicle Songs for NCIS (x-over NCIS/Cats)

- Giovanni the Mighty (x-over Rizzoli & Isles/Xena)


Collections of one- and twoshots

- Sleepless on Hammersley (Sea Patrol)

- Random Rizzles Phonecalls and Random Rizzles Phonecalls: The Mature Version (Rizzoli & Isles)


Multichapter stories

- And you don't wanna sleep with me (Rizzoli & Isles)

sequel: Happily Ever After (?)

- Secret Santa Bean Town Style (Rizzoli & Isles)

- Eye of the Tiger (Rizzoli & Isles)

This story is available in both English and German.

- NCIS' Got Talent! (NCIS)

- Kids of HMAS Hammersley (Sea Patrol)

- Rizzoli & NCISles (x-over Rizzoli & Isles/NCIS)

sequel: Four Years Later


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Seasick by Sybilia reviews
Jane and Maura must confront their complicated feelings for one another when Angela sends them on a 7-day lesbian cruise to the Caribbean. Jane struggles with her identity and Maura struggles with mediocre accommodations. Will the pair be lovesick or simply seasick?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,050 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
It's All Relative by JewishNinjaChick reviews
Completely AU mini-series about the NCIS characters. Most of their usual character personalities apply, except they are all an actual biological family. Jethro and Jenny are the parents, and the other characters' ages vary, as they are children. Very lighthearted and family-oriented. Not sure how many chapters there will be.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012
I NEEDA CAF-POW by Wildfire1212 reviews
[ONESHOT] What will Abby do when Caf-Pows are dicontinued? How long before she cracks?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Abby S.
SLAP-O-MATIC by Wildfire1212 reviews
[ONESHOT] How does Gibbs survive when he hurts his wrists and finds himself unable to deal out his usual headslap?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
New Vibrations by dontmissthis reviews
Jane mentioned getting a new vibrator in episode 3x03. This is how I think that particular item came into her life. M for sexually explicit situations.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/14/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Let Me Show You by aolurker reviews
Maura describes, in great detail, what it's like when she's separated from Jane MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Sea Patrol Online by The HongKonger reviews
What you get when a certain Australian Navy ship meets online Social Networking.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011
To Hell With Mistletoe because some things are to by Futureimperfect - Miri Cleo reviews
Bigger is better in Texas...oh, wait, this isn't Texas at all...Texas doesn't get all that much snow, and Jane definitely braved the snow to see Maura. A/N: Pure crack!fic for Rizzles Girls Blog's first fic challenge.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Going Down by madfoxzz reviews
Abby and Ziva are stuck in the elevator, what to do...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
iMikeTunes by shan14 reviews
Mike's itunes, as exposed by the Hammersley's crew.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Mike - Complete
HMAS Childcare by rhapsodybree reviews
Charge wonders if there is something in the water. A stand alone oneshot carrying on from "HMAS Baby?" and "The Return of Ursula Morrell".
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kate, Mike - Complete
ChicaCherry Cola by HotChilliGriffin reviews
R18 Nav/Bomber; what else do you want to know? Longshot.
Sea Patrol - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bomber, Nav - Complete
Arachnids on an Armidale Class Patrol Boat by HotChilliGriffin reviews
Exactly what the title says it is. What more do you want?
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,844 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008
Spider's Guide to Girls by Kate-Emma reviews
Complete - One-Shot - How to get a girl, keep a girl and lose a girl... the Billy Webb way...
Sea Patrol - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Spider - Complete
Flag Wars by HotChilliGriffin reviews
Capture the flag. You'd think that would be pretty easy, right? Oneshot, complete.
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
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Eggplant Peach Raindrops Fireworks
Aziraphale, Crowley and the challenges of modern communication technology (established relationship)
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Published: 4/20 - [Aziraphale, Crowley] - Complete
Sir, you remind me of someone
Just a little snippet of conversation between Miller and Hardy.
Broadchurch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Alec H., Ellie M. - Complete
Three Scots walk into a bar Part Three
"Being a Time Lord, I certainly wouldn't need a diary to keep track of things. However, my lovely companion does keep a diary and has talked me into getting one as well." (Part 3 out of 3)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Complete
Three Scots walk into a bar Part Two
Abby and Ducky are on their flight home from a Medical Examiner conference in Boston. Ducky tries to restore his, thanks to a lot of alcohol, slightly foggy memory from the night before. (Part 2 out of 3)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Complete
Three Scots walk into a bar reviews
Kent Drake wakes up lying on one of the autopsy tables in the BPD morgue, with no idea how he got there. (Part 1 out of 3)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Complete
Fritz & Chesster Volume 1: A Rodent's Perspective
The chess "adventure" Fritz & Chesster, as seen from Chesster the rat's point of view.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Published: 7/14/2019 - Complete
12 Days of Christmas: The WayHaught way
What it says on the tin :)
Wynonna Earp - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Waverly E., N. Haught - Complete
Random Rizzles Phonecalls: The Mature Version reviews
This will be a collection of oneshots (and perhaps a few twoshots) similar to the original Random Rizzles Phonecalls, but everything that goes in here will be rated M. COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
Random Rizzles Phonecalls reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Jane Rizzoli, Maura Isles, and one or several telephone(s). Better summaries at the beginning of each chapter. -Chapter 7 deals with Frost's death- NOW COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 1/10/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
12 Days of Easter: The Xena Way
Crack(ish)!fic inspired by the song, 12 Days of Christmas.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Eye of the Tiger DE reviews
Eine neue Leiche auf Mauras Autopsietisch. Um zu verstehen, wie der junge Mann mit dem Tiger-Tattoo dort gelandet ist, muss man weit in die Vergangenheit zurückgehen... (Diese Geschichte gibt es auf Deutsch und auf Englisch, und ich werde versuchen, bis zum 17.6. jede Woche ein neues Kapitel hochzuladen). COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - German - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, OC - Complete
Eye of the Tiger EN reviews
Another dead body on Maura's autopsy table. The story of how the young man with the tiger tattoo ended up in the morgue of BPD goes a long way back... (This story is available in both English and German, and I'll try and upload a new chapter every week until the season 5 premiere on June 17). COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, OC - Complete
Giovanni the Mighty reviews
"The history book on the shelf/ Is always repeating itself..." (ABBA: Waterloo) Warning: Crack!fic :) COMPLETE
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Joxer, Giovanni G. - Complete
Secret Santa Bean Town Style reviews
Title is kinda self-explaining :). COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, Angela R. - Complete
Jellicle Bells reviews
If you're looking for a Cats fic that makes sense, this story isn't for you. If you feel like reading and laughing about a silly, pointless crack!fic, you should give it a try. Oneshot, COMPLETE.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Munkustrap, OC, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Happily Ever After (?) reviews
Sequel to, 'And you don't wanna sleep with me'. COMPLETE (for now). M rating for chapters 3, 6, and 7.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Advanced Parenting reviews
Just a little conversation between Lindsay and Gus, set some time after the season 5 finale (Gus is 6 and has recently started school). COMPLETE
Queer as Folk - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Lindsey P., Gus P. - Complete
Human Nav vs Satnav reviews
Who's better at finding their way around Cairns: Lieutenant Nikki 'Nav' Caetano or the navigation app on her brother's phone? Including a bit of romantic Nav x ET stuff (what do you guys call them these days, NET?) COMPLETE
Sea Patrol - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Nav, ET, Chefo, Spider - Complete
NCIS' Got Talent! reviews
What happens when Abby takes care of her cousin's karaoke machine for a week... COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Abby S. - Complete
And you don't wanna sleep with me reviews
... Do you? Based on Maura's and Jane's discussion about Giovanni in ep. 2x03 ("Sailor Man"). First two chapters are harmless, but chapter 3 and the following are rated M for a reason (Rizzles sex, obviously). COMPLETE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Naval Criminal Investigative Santa reviews
Christmas fic (I know it's the wrong time of the year, but I just felt like writing one :-). Review if you like. COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Four Years Later reviews
Sequel to 'Rizzoli & NCISles', takes place four years after that story (hence the title). Now COMPLETE.
Crossover - NCIS & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Abby S. - Complete
Brian Down Under reviews
What happened to Brian Kinney during his business trip to Australia... I thought I'd write a Sea Patrol/Queer as Folk crossover 'cause there weren't any yet. Rated T for language and implied M/M sex scenes (Don't like, don't read). COMPLETE
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Sea Patrol - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Brian K. - Complete
Rizzoli & NCISles reviews
The Boston Homicide detectives find a dead Marine in the harbor and call NCIS. Rated T for language. COMPLETE
Crossover - NCIS & Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Jellicle Songs for NCIS reviews
What happens when there's a blackout at NCIS... There weren't any NCIS/Cats crossovers, so I thought I'd write one :). Rated T for swearing. COMPLETE
Crossover - NCIS & Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
Sleepless on Hammersley reviews
Collection of oneshots: Some people on a certain Royal Australian Navy patrol boat can't sleep. My very first fanfic. COMPLETE
Sea Patrol - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
Kids of HMAS Hammersley reviews
Post-season 5: Swain's daughter Chloe is now at school and meets the child of another former Hammersley crew member. Reviews appreciated. COMPLETE
Sea Patrol - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete