Das War Schon Kaputthide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, Code Geass, and Torchwood. Hello! Das war schon kaputt is German for 'that was already broken', in case you were wondering. About Me British. 18 years old. Unrepentant science nerd and maths geek. Feminist. Love eurovision with the fire of a thousand suns. I have a tumblr where I post fic updates and other random things. Come by and chat. I predominantly hang out on AO3 now, where I am DasWarSchonKaputt. Check it out! What I read: I read pretty much everything. I tend to squick out with graphic sex, though, so I've become something of an expert at quick-scrolling whenever I see something about that. What I write: Alternately too much and not enough. At the moment, I'm working on a Fem!Lelouch Code Geass fic titled "In Love and War". There is literally one sentence of the next chapter written. I'll update when it's done. |
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Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8644 - Favs: 9,666 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 397,008 - Reviews: 2616 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 4,905 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,669 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 5,436 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Strawberry Gashes by LuridLullaby reviews
Sakura never expected much after death, least of all another chance at life. But despite the new dangers of Tokyo, Japan, Sakura takes it upon herself to protect the civilians there. After all, once a kunoichi, always a kunoichi.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,076 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - [Sakura H., L] Light Y.
Reborn Reincarnate Recreate: Rewrite by exocara reviews
"Getting reborn into an anime was the last thing I expected. I don't even watch anime!" Would a soul make the same choices they could have made if they had retained memories of their previous life? / Not an SI, but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still Tsuna, in the end.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Odd Coincidence by UnsightlyDreams reviews
Being reincarnated into the Death Note Universe was the first shock. The second was finding out that she had shared a womb with none other than Amane Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Light Y., Misa A., OC
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7356 - Favs: 14,769 - Follows: 16,419 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Second Star to the Right by SnarkyHunter reviews
AU: In the aftermath of the Battle of Canary Wharf, the Doctor inspected the basements of Torchwood Tower and stumbled upon a young Welsh archivist. Herein follows the travels of Ianto Jones with the Doctor. Post-Doomsday, Future Janto. More info within.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,357 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 4,259 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Not On My Agenda by SammyWritesFicSometimes reviews
It's not exactly easy being the closeted gay son of a conservative presidential candidate. That's why Blaine Anderson seeks the friendship of Kurt Hummel, the out-and-proud son of his father's opponent. But what begins as a reluctant friendship may end up having a larger impact on the election than either of them can imagine. Because falling in love was never part of the plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U.] Kyuubi/Kurama
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Figuring It Out by max.tmy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tangled threads of time by max.tmy reviews
A seal left by Yondaime in his final battle and a message by the long dead Sandaime causes Naruto to take an unusual trip, in an attempt to see his parents once again. But what happens when he decides to interfere with fate and destiny...and time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 17,634 - Follows: 15,965 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Take a Ride With Me by onlyastoryteller reviews
What if Logan and not Duncan was assigned to write the Bodie Chang story in "Credit Where Credit's Due"? What if solving the Navarro case together led to an uneasy truce between Veronica and Logan? Season One AU off of episode two, LoVe.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 109,947 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Veronica, Logan
Keynotes by clonedmemories reviews
At some point in the future, Brad decides to write a book based on his observances during the high school years of the New Directions. All have gone their seperate ways and will now be brought together by this new project. A story told through documents.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Brad
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Then there's you by fire-and-fall reviews
Burt doesn't survive his heart-attack and Kurt is sent to live with his grandmother. He shuts out his friends, gets rid of his designer clothes, gives up singing and changes schools. Blaine ends up being Kurt's roommate. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mixed Signals by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka & Anko's first date: in which everything that can go wrong, does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by helloclaude reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,467 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 378 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt by emerald sorceress reviews
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rose T., Ianto J. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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In Love and War reviews
Her birth certificate reads Lelouch vi Britannia, an ill-fitting name for an ill-fitting girl. Her mother says that the name was born out of a pain-killer and endorphin high, but they both know that the real reason is that the Emperor was expecting a son. That's probably a large part of why she is how she is. She always did feel like she had something to prove. (Fem!Lelouch) (AU)
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Put Into Perspective reviews
Or: five people who disapprove of Kurt and Blaine's relationship and one group that doesn't. Age-difference!Klaine (Kurt is 17, Blaine is 27)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Blaine Anderson's Guide to (Accidental) Fame and Fortune reviews
Blaine stumbles into fame and fortune with about the same amount of grace that anyone stumbles into anything. That is to say, none at all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.]
All That Has Become of Me reviews
People at McKinley talk. They talk about Sam Evans, the bisexual slut, and Santana Lopez, the easy-as-saying-yes-cheerleader, and Noah Puckerman, the school badass. But most of all, they talk about Kurt Hummel, and how he's screwing a creep ten years his senior.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
It Started Out With A Kiss (How Did It End Up Like This?) reviews
When Blaine wakes up to see his face plastered over the front of the morning paper, he promptly drops his head on the table and groans. There's a note at the top of the paper – obviously scribbled on hurriedly by one of his parents – which reads rather ominously, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. Wonderful, Blaine thinks. Brilliant. Fantastic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
I Have Measured Out My Life In Coffee Spoons reviews
Kurt Hummel is one of the most coveted young models with a phenomenal following and fanbase. Blaine Anderson isn't far behind, even if he's forever going to be labeled as 'the kid from the GAP commercials'. They've never worked together. Until they do.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Laws of Motion reviews
Newton's first law of motion states that a body will remain at rest or in motion in a straight line unless it is acted upon by an unbalanced force. For Kurt, this force came in the form of a speeding vehicle. It said something about his life that getting hit by a car was the best thing to ever happen to him. Famous!Blaine AU. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
L'Espion reviews
In which Kurt is a better spy than anyone ever gave him credit for and destroying the Dalton Academy Warblers is much, much harder than Kurt ever thought it would be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lost in Time reviews
Harry James Potter was temporarily temporally displaced – and none too pleased about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P.
