Hello there. I am Mr. Grool.

Seven years on this site... Why are we still here? Just to suffer???

Anywho, a brief biography of me is a dude that once wanted to be really famous on fanfiction, but now settles for good friends and a place where he can rant. My drive to write comes and goes as frequently as the weather, but rest assured I won't be leaving this site, permanently, for a long time.

Mr. Grool's Fanfiction Archive: A Symphony of Suck

The Misadventures of Burmy and Combee: My first ever fanfiction, inspired by the one-shots of Yoshizilla and company. It began my career in "comedy," but I never finished the story. If you want to see some terrible comedic timing and animal abuse, this is the story for you.

Kyurem the Critic: The magnum opus. Inspired by Keldeo the Critic by Matthias Unidostres, which was, in turn, inspired by Doug Walker's Nostalgia Critic character. Not associated with the DeviantArt account that stole my work. Kyurem reviews terrible fanfictions and Creepypastas. If you want to see my growth from a wide-eyed, unfunny child to a cynical, unfunny adult, go ahead and read. I did what 90% of fanfiction writers are unable to do and officially finished it on February 17th, 2018.

Fantum 3: Bullets 4 Love: My response to the terrible sequel to Phantom of the Opera. Features the Phantom and his son fighting Raoul, who has changed his name to Adolf Hitler. I had big plans for this one, but I was too lazy to go through with them. I've since heard that the sequel is rightfully bashed for being terrible, so I've lost my motivation to finish the story.

Mayor Dewey's Last Stand: Created during the summer of 2016 when Steven Universe wasn't just known for its terrible fandom. I learned that Joel Hodgson played one of the characters in the show and wrote my first one-shot.

A Joke About Invertebrates: Doing my part to get Fanfiction.net taken down for copyright infringement. This one was inspired by the SpongeBob fanfiction archive that features dozens of renditions of "The Ugly Barnacle."

Pokémon RéBURST: Follow Me Down: My long-awaited attempt at writing a non-humor fanfiction. This is a retelling of the Pokemon ReBURST RP on the Pokeplayers Roleplay Forum. I've wanted to go through with this idea for years, and I finally managed to get it started. Updates are very slow, but I am still determined to continue this story, for the sake of all the good times I've had reading the source material.

Journey through Unova: The Ballad of Juan Burgans: Yet another fanfiction based on a roleplay from PokePlayers. On an ancient Skype call, the moderators of PokePlayers decided that we would write an ending to the forum's first-ever roleplay: Journey through Unova. Of course, this ending never came to fruition, so I decided to write a little finale of my own to one of PokePlayer's famous RPs.

Tumblr Blog: If you're especially interested in Follow Me Down, or if you're already a fan, please check out the associated tumblr page for the fanfic, created and run by the wonderful AlleyCat! Copy and paste the link "follow-the-burst(dot)tumblr(dot)com" (no quotes, replace "dot" with .) to see the page for yourself.

Lists and Things that'll make this Profile more Readable:

Top Ten Favorite Pokemon (and my favorite from the evolution line):

1. Starly line (Staravia)
2. Turtwig line (Grotle)
3. Misdreavus line (Mismagius)
4. Cherubi line (Cherubi)
5. Ralts line (Gardevoir)
6. Venonat line (Venomoth)
7. Glameow line (Glameow)
8. Cryogonal
9. Elekid line (Elekid)
10. Cubone line (Marowak)

Top Ten Favorite Video Games (one per franchise)

1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Pokemon Platinum Version
3. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
4. Civilization 5
5. Undertale
6. Rome: Total War
7. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
8. Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the old version, obviously)
9. Super Mario 64
10. Yume Nikki

Top Five Movies

1. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back
3. Ben Hur (1959 version)
4. Witness for the Prosecution
5. "Animated Movie Slot" varies between Prince of Egypt, The Incredibles and Shrek 2

Well, now that you've read my profile, you should read my stories! You can obviously see that I am very proud of my work.