Me: Yahoo! Uh- I mean, ello everybody, I'm Jamie38459 and I can't wait to make some aweso- I mean awkw- okay- so-so... fan... fiction... um, I'll do my best to make some at least decent fan-made stories :S

Ok, so I actually discovered this from my sister who was looking for some D. Gray Man fan fiction(She's a HUGE fan of it btw) and actually[according to her] found some very interesting ones. And then she decided to make some fan ficiton as well, so she made an account(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/4444970/NekoAllenLover) and made some fan made stories(That she still didn't finish :X) about her FAVORITE show/anime/cartoon. Check them out if ya want and please review, fave, and/or follow if you like them :3 I usually[sometimes] watch and see how she uploads and updates her stories and I thought it was interesting(The website not the stories :P) and I thought(Ok maybe thought aint the right word here)'Why not make one myself and see how it goes?' And now here I am, just, typing up my profile, and trying to think of some ideas... for my future stories and such... yeah...

Aika: Hazukashī hatsugen wa kinshi! (Translate: Embarrassing remarks are prohibited!)

Me: EEEEHHHH?

Favorite Anime(s): Lucky Star, Aria/ARIA, Acchi Kochi/Atchi Kotchi, Mermaid Melody, Tamayura, Girls Und Panzer, and Sounds Of The Sky/Soranowoto :3

Favorite Movie: Not a big fan of movies, but I did really like the Bratz movies(Except for Slumber Party Adventures and Really Rock) and Wreck It Ralph :3

Favorite Book: The Clique Series :3

Favorite Band/Singer: Bratz :3

Favorite Food: Pepperoni Pizza :3

Favorite Drink: Sprite(It's a lemon lime soda) :3

Favorite Video Games: I still don't know one that one...

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, yaoifan124, kaylaX3, Jamie38459.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism _

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Post this if you agree.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh, please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers

and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I

don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (I don't actually believe this but it was cool, soooo...yeah)

Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

And scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet, but thinking,

God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For such a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Laying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

(I...cried... So don't hate yourself if you did too. ;"P)

My Fan Fics so far(Check below):

Lucky Star K- A Lucky Star fan fic(Finished)...

Hide and go Seek(YuruYuri Style)- A YuruYuri fan fic(Finished?)...

First dreams[And Nightmares]- A K-on! fan fic(Finished)...

Birthday Surprises- An A-Channel fan fic(Finished)...

Kagami And The Ten Dancing Princesses- A Lucky Star fan fic(Finished)...

Won't you make a movie?- A Squid Girl fan fic(Finished)...

My version of Cinder(H)ella- A Cinderella[parody] fan fic(Ongoing)...

The Melancholy Of Christmas Carols- A Haruhi Suzumiya Christmas Story(Finished)...

Hide and Peek- A sequel to Hide and go Seek(YuruYuri Style)...

The Taunting- A Kinmoza fan fic(Uploaded first chapter)...

Dreams- A Saki fan fic(Uploaded first chapter also)...

Substitute- A Pani Poni Dash fan fic(Upcoming)...

The Forever Book- A K-on! fan fic[parody of Never ending Story 2](Upcoming)...

My Oneshots(so far):

The 'Relationship' game- A YuruYuri fan fic...

My 'Innocent' Life- A D. Gray Man fan fic collection(Might be adopted to NekoAllenLover, not sure though)...

Kotone's Strange Dream- A Softenni fan fic...

ToraDora XOXO- A Toradora fan fic(Upcoming)...

My Crossovers(so far):

ToraDora The Explorer- A crossover fan fic between Toradora! and Dora The Explorer(Finished, at long last :D)...

Yet Another Summer Colored Melancholy- A crossover fan fic between TMOHS and Natsuiro Kiseki(Ongoing)...

Random Game Time :P

Your guy side:

(X) You love hoodies.

() You love jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.

()It's hilarious when people get hurt(Depends on the person actually).

(X) You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is a torture!!!( if its not for video games)

(x) Sad movies suck.

() You own/owned a X-box.

(x) Played with Hot Wheel's cars as a kid.

() At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.

(X) You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers(Not obsessed, just found them okay at the time).

() You watch sports on TV(Bleh).

() Gory movies are cool(Hell no).

() You go to your dad for advice(Never _

() You own like a trillion baseball caps.

() You like going to high school football games.

(X) You used to/do collect baseball cards.

(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favourite colors.

(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

() Sports are fun.

(x) Talk with food in your mouth.

(x) Sleep with socks on at night(Rarely, but still do sometimes).

Total: 11 out of 24- About 45%

Your girl side:

()You wear lip gloss.

()You love skirts.

()Cats are better than dogs(I don't like animals, sorry to disappoint).

(X)You love to shop.(only for video games :P)

() You wear eyeliner.

(X)You wear the color pink.

(X) Go to your mom for advice.

(X) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.

() You hate wearing the color black(not really).

()You like hanging out at the shopping center.

() You like getting manicures/pedicures.

(X) You like wearing jewelry(Rings and bracelets ya).

() You hate the movie Star Wars(Never saw them, please don't hurt me).

() You were in gymnastics/dance.

()It takes you around/more than an hour to get dressed and make-up/hair.

() You smile a lot more than you should.

(X) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(X) You care about what you look like(as if, ok I do :C).

() You like wearing dresses when you can.

() You like wearing body perfume.

() You love the movies.

(X) Used to play with dolls as a kid(Oh yeah, still do actually C:).

(X)Like being the star of every thing(I used to when I was younger :P).

Total: 9 out of 24- About 37%

Wow, I'm more boy than girl... weird O_o