Hello peoplez!

If you are reading this give yourself a big pat on the back! :D

Facts about me:

Name: LOL NOT TODAY SON!

Age: You guess (13-21)

Birthday: I'll give you a hint (during the winter season ;p)

Height: 5"10 (yes I am freaking tall)

I enjoy watching anime (too lazy and cheap to read/buy manga books)

ANIMES THAT I HAVE WATCHED Or currently watching: Naruto,DBZ,Bleach,One piece,The Haruhi Suzumiya series, Beyblade, Pokemon, Baka and Test,Motto to love RU, Fairy Tail, Shougo Chara, K-ON!, Inuyasha, Cardfight: Vanguard, Hetalia, Welcome to the NHK, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Lovely Complex, Fullmetal Alchemist (that's all I can remember. Sa wee!)

I am not a yaoi/yuri fangirl (scares the crap outta me! o,o)

Likes: STRAWBERRIES! (Freaking love them!) Oreos (self explanatory) my crazy ass friends (gotta love 'em!) the beach, snow, the outdoors, running, soccer, ice cream & Popsicles (why not both? *que Hispanic music* teehee!) family (duh!) video games, gossip (I'm a sucker for it) reading (fanfiction of course :3) playing on the swings (can't seem to get rid of the scream I get every time I see a swing set) dogs (f*ck cats, they're demons!) music, candy, and more!

Dislikes:the dumb bimbo group at my school (aka THE POPULARS ugh!), vacuum cleaners (no comment available), clowns, insects, bullying, ANY TYPE ON PUDDING(eww! mad nasty!), bimbos, stuck up b-words, jerks with 70 foot poles stuck up there a*es,the kool-aid man (come on guys,tell me im not alone , am I the only one that thinks it's disturbing of a pitcher of juice talking, wearing clothes for HUMANS scooping up his own juice and posing like a mad man with a dumba* smiley face that you wanna punch so damn badly!) and a bunch of other stuff.

I stink at summaries and lemons so don't ever me to ever write one

I have a very sick/dirty mind but I'm not a pervert I swear!

I'm a combination between a tomboy and a girly girl

I'm that kid at school who hangs out with the same group of people, but you never notice them

I'm kinda of a loner but I'm only crazy around family and close friends

I'm also vvverrrrry random at times

*clears voice*

I'm not clumsy, gravity hates me

I am a Sonic fan, Mario is decent but not as awesome

Believe it or not I kinda have Itachi lines too on my face but their not as dark as his ( they've been there since I was born)

If i write (errr Type?) stories i'll try to update ASAP but I have a life too [insert sarcasm]

I'll probably will never write two or more stories at one ( man too much stress!) and I also hate it when authors take a whole year to update ONE chapter!

If you can't tell by my username, I'm am a Sasuke fangirl. I have seriously tried to deny it, but I just can't. Sasuke is too damn sexy for his own good -u- . I know what some of you guys are thinking ''what about Itachi'' no just no, he has old man lines and that is not hot in my opinion! I truly believe that if Itachi was the one to tell the truth about the Uchiha Massacre EARLIER in the series and not Tobi, then maybe Sasuke wouldn't be as crazy as he is now. He'd probably still want revenge, but he wouldn't go insane and completely hate the leaf.

I cannot ever be trusted with glitter EVER

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh ducks are cool?

The Fun Stuff!

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Hetalia meme challenge!

1. Your favorite character: England BITCHES! :D

2. Your least favorite character: If I HAD to pick, Maybe Spain. I don't hate him, he's just a bit too annoying(please don't murder me!)

3. Character you'd date: GERMANY! He's MINE!

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Poland. He'd like totally find the most adorbs shoes ever! Like I cannot right now! ;D

5. Character you'd like as your child: Sealand! He's so cute!

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Romano. I can see us having rap battles on the corner of the street every day XD

7. Character you have most in common with: Italy. We're both silly, both love Germany, wine a lot and are clumsy

8. Character you look like the most: Seychelles

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: England

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: France, Spain, or Prussia (hm I wonder why)

11. Character you'd become best friends with: America

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: Japan! I love his r's XD

13. Character you'd go camping with: Sweden. Bears would even touch us!

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Hungary

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: Italy or France (not stereotypical at ALL)

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: that's classified info*blushes*

17. Your OTP: EnglandXBelarus (judge me and get whacked with a bat)

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Canada!

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: Japan! Somebody get the video recorder!

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Liechtenstein

21. Five characters you'd invite to a party: France, Spain, and Prussia. That'd be interesting.

22. Another OTP of yours: AmericaxGermany! Don't judge.

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: Old man Iggy!

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Netherlands

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Austria! With his mad skillz!

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: Prussia

27. Character you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: France...I'm too young!

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: Italy

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: Greece :3

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Belarus

Naruto Birthdays :D

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed a X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS1, 2 or 3 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Dark green, black, dark blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.

14/24... ehhh...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (who the hell likes chapped lips? sheesh!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (You can blame Barbie for that!)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider Cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/eau de cologne. (Ew BO!)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

10/24... wow... (no comment)

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm YOUNG and MARRIED, so I MUST be dumb. (Was Married lol)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DON'T believe in EVOLUTION so I MUST be a stupid Jesus freak.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I'me BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm a BLACK GIRL with STRAIGHT HAIR so it MUST be a weave

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm AFRICAN so I MUST be poor

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm a virgin so i MUST be prude... or ugly.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm young so I MUST be naive

Funny quotes:

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow...

Slamming your door shut, so everyone in the house knows you're pissed off.

Being trapped in your room, because there are strangers at your house.

Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Me: I'm sorry, I didn't know the gathering would be held in my room...

That scary moment when you're about to go to bed and realize you had homework.

That awkward moment when you're at a friend's house, and their parents start screaming at them, and you're just like, that's a nice wall...

I hate it when new parents want to know who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato!

That scary moment when your friend curses in front of your parents...

I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit, you're going first!

Waving hi to security cameras.

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Friend: AAAHHH A COCKROACH! Me: Calm down, it's just a roach. *roach opens wings* Me: OMG!! RUN!!!

I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent.

Seeing a spider is no big deal. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

I'm not fat, I'm so sexy it overflows.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

I hate it when people ask to share my iPod, and then criticize my musical taste.

I hate how singers sing about how they're not as popular as another girl. Bitch, you're famous, so shut the fuck up.

That person in every class who thinks they're Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.

Acting like you have to go to the bathroom to get out of class.

When you create you and your crush on the Sims (don't act like you don't you big fat liar)

Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters.

Running up the stairs because you swear there's an evil presence behind you.

Laying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.

Dora: Say Map! Me: *eating cereal* Map! Dora: I can't hear you! Me: *knocks bowl off of table* FUCKING MAP!

Dora thinks she's sexy, showing her belly. That slut.

When guests come over with children around your age and expect you to be "buddies" with them. Bitch please.

Me: This isn't even scary! *Based on a true story* Oh shit!

That moment when you're at the top of a roller coaster and realize shit just got real.

Writing 'etc.' on a test when you can't think of any more examples.

That awkward moment when you accidentally send ;) instead of :).

When you thought the moon was following your car.

When you only remember a song by the beat or a random lyric and search for it like crazy.

Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving.

That scary moment when you're about to sleep, and horror scenes flash in your mind.

That moment when your parents walk into your room and you open up a new tab at the speed of light.

That moment when you are typing out something long, look up, and see there is nothing there.

That weird moment when you thought your phone vibrated but it actually didn't.

Dear parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, I'm lazy, live on my laptop, and I text a lot, but I'm not the only teenager who does that.

Dear Fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes. Please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as Hell

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can't make the sound.

I am not hungry, but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? (just scroll down to the end of my profile)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Too many!!!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? None, I'm not that kind of perv or an insane yaoi fangirl

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? TT TT don't mock me!!! No One OK! not even once!!!!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Actually I don't have much. Except for a Sasuke bookmark and a Naruto and Sasuke shirt.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Heck yeah, Shikamaru is like the boy version of me (except that he's smarter)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. NOT a yaoi fan at all

9. Which team is your favorite? hmmm... other than team 7 cuz that's cliche I would say InoShikaChoi

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) yepBelieveit

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke hellooo read my username!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes (obsessed)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? maybe a little but I still love him

17. Sub or dub? both I'm too lazy too read and I can't stand the English voice actors (sometimes)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? PRO! I Just love her hair color.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? eh he's ALRIGHT but not awesome ( plz don't hut me)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh, no biscuits!!! seesh!!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast :p

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Kakashi I can see it now aaahhh or Haku (obviously)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? None...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? obliviously Sasuke, cuz he just needs to loosen up and stop thinking about killing people.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Duh!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Only two *sigh*

27. Do you like lemons? There okay. I'll NEVER write one and it also depends on the paring *wink* *wink* ;D

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep! i got them to watch half of the original series. Aren't I just a good Kid?

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? yes, only the first five episodes or so

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fan flashes? No?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep and proud of it

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Heck yeah! and I almost fainted when she told me she wasa Narutard too!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
Not really, no. I don't think my teachers acknowledge my existence... :(

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope Ima straight A student BAM!!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I think everyone does if you know what I mean...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No just no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Nope can't draw, I'm artistically challenged

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Even though Sasuke is always sexy, HELL NO!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No i'm not a big fan of fics with OCs so idont really have one

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nahhhhhh Im still living right?!

Favorite Naruto Characters: ( yes I placed them in order!)

1. Haruno Sakura

2. Nara Shikamaru

3. Uzumaki Naruto

4. Uchiha Sasuke

5. Yamanaka Ino

6. Senju Tsunade

7. Hozuki Suigetsu

8. Hatake Kakashi

9. Hyuga Hinata

10. Gaara

11. Namikaze Minato

12. Shizune

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Tsunade and Minato? only once

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

You can't even describe Sasuke's hotness. I'd love to tap that!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Shizune got Kakashi prego... Shouldn't that be the other way around?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Hinata... too many to count

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Shikamaru and Tsunade, that's nasty!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither, both of the parings aren't good together

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Two friends that have what others might consider demons. Let's just see how they handle this... problem. CRACK FIC!!!

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yeah and I hate Kakashi and Sakura. that's her freaking Sensei! (BUT! There is only ONE exception to this paring for me)

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Never Let Your Guard Down

10) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

it looks like Sakura has gotten a little curious about the birds and bees, only one person to teach her!

11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Naruto...hm...Not that I know of...

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Minato...Once again, not that I know of!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Shikamaru/Sasuke/Ino I don't fucking know...

14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

WHO"S THE JACKASS THAT BROKE MY FAN!

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I have no idea. Kakashi is a complex character

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sakura/Tsunade/Shizune? WARNING: Threesome (I'm joking! I seriously don't know)

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

Shikamaru to Shizune ''Your troublesome woman, but your MY troublesome woman'' hahahaha!!!! I'd love to see that!

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

They hardly talk to interact with each other but whatever!

19) How emo is Seven?

Suigestu? He's Not emo at all. he's the total opposite

SPOILER: The iciraku ramen guy is Tobi! o.o bum-bum BUM!!!

Bravo to the people who actually read all of my profie!

m'kay I need some candy now so bye-bye! (internet high-five)

The Sasuke-chan is out, peace! :D