20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. the auto department, practice your ''Madonna look'' using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17.Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a 18.Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!" 19.Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?" 20. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good" Favorite Anime Inuyasha Bleach Witch Hunter Robin Devil May Cry Blood Plus Tactics Descendants of Darkness Fullmetal Alchemist Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Trigun Samurai Champloo Wolf's Rain Junjou Romantica Avatar : The Last Airbender Avatar: Legend of Korra Howel's Moving Cast Favorite TV Shows Supernatural Buffy the Vampire Slayer Angel Moonlight Blood Ties Vampire Diaries Teen Wolf BeastMaster Charmed Superman The Adventures of Lois and Clark Quantum Leap Medium Ghost Whisperer Renegade Different World Major Dad The Nanny Full House My Two Dads Facts of Life Charles in Charge Boy Meets World In Plain Sight Golden Girls Step by Step Burn Notice |
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